DONT THINK ABOUT THE BOLDED SENTENCE FOR MORE THAN 3 MINUTES

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  • Master_of_PARANOiA
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2003
    • 1599

    #1

    DONT THINK ABOUT THE BOLDED SENTENCE FOR MORE THAN 3 MINUTES

    Originally posted by Lewis Black
    When from behind me a young woman of 25 uttered the following. it was the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected vice president of the United States. She said “If it weren’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”
    ...DON'T, DON'T think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes or blood will shoot out your nose
    well, anyone kno what that could mean? "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"

    if you think about that sentence for more than 3 minutes, youre likely to have an anuerism
    Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate
  • Moogy
    嗚呼
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2003
    • 10303

    #2
    *aneurysms*
    Plz visit my blog

    ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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    • chillywilly
      FFR Player
      • Aug 2003
      • 640

      #3
      haha i have that on dvd...why is this in CT?

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      • Master_of_PARANOiA
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2003
        • 1599

        #4
        cuz u have to think critically about the sentence to figure it out, but if u think about it for longer than 3 mins ull die
        Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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        • FFR Player
          • May 2002
          • 1088

          #5
          cuz
          ull

          lolololololol

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          • HNJhack
            FFR Player
            • May 2003
            • 101

            #6
            no, the better one was" oralsex should be an Olympic sport, ... cuz if you're any good at it you deserve a medal!! ^_^



            - 無秩序の神

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            • Feuergeist
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2003
              • 869

              #7
              ow, im getting a headache

              everything i think about it, i start chucklying then my eyes bulge :bulb:



              Wer noch nie einen Fehler gemacht hat, hat sich noch nie an etwas Neuem versucht.
              Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

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              • alainbryden
                Seen your member
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2003
                • 2873

                #8
                I like the horse part. Definately the forté of this post.
                ~NEIGH

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                • makaveli121212
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2003
                  • 3823

                  #9
                  thats from conspiracy theory isnt it...
                  Originally posted by VxDx
                  Stick it in her butt and pee.

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                  • VxDx
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2003
                    • 1871

                    #10
                    You know what's great?

                    It's when you retell a joke by a great commedian over the internet, and it loses all it's humor and then you put it in the critical thinking forum.


                    And then alainbryden misuses the word forte (<-no I don't have a fancy pants accent mark). Yeah, I think that just might be the definition of great.

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                    • Master_of_PARANOiA
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1599

                      #11
                      lol, ur post was the definition of great. i really wanted to kno wat that sentence meant tho...
                      Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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                      • lightdarkness
                        Summer!!
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 11308

                        #12
                        i dont get it
                        please explian

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                        • Master_of_PARANOiA
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1599

                          #13
                          get what?
                          Afrobean16 (8:58:05 PM): you're evil incarnate

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                          • dancingmaniac3
                            FFR Player
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 1873

                            #14
                            i dont get it either. i thought about it for 5 mins. im still alive. lol. i didnt get it yet.

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                            • dontcareaboutmyid
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2003
                              • 2103

                              #15
                              You need to switch your mindset a few notches above extremly perverse and a few notches below Ben stine in the clear eye's commercial.

                              All about the mind sets.
                              Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

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