Awesome Insults (contreversial)

[SlankyDaManky]

This may offend some people. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Rectal Roulette
Cock muffin
Ass Chuk
Communist Treefrog
Chubby Raider
Rectal Hacker
Lightbulb Seducer
Dick Spammer
Pole Buffer
Ass Hat
Dick Helmet
Chink Bot
******-Mobile
Fax Machine Fucker

Anyone wanna add some?

[Arch0wl]

This is supposed to be controversial?

You're not on live tv, so I don't see why it would be.

[SlankyDaManky]

Im being sarcastic you ho bag.

[jewpinthethird]

Hahahahaha. I wonder how Arch will handle that?

[Anonymous]

Wow that was horribly pointless. I cant give you any because then I will be predictable and ass goblins like Space Ghost will use my lingo.

[Arch0wl]

Im being sarcastic you ho bag.

...Okay.

Seriously, either way you slice it, sarcastic or not, scorpio needs to wear a shirt and your last several posts were extremely retarded.

[jewpinthethird]

Yeah, scorpio needs shirts. I should start a charity fund to buy Scorpio shirts. And when charity fund day comes around, scorpio can run in a race with homeless people, mental challenged people, paraplegic people....AND WIN. Because Scorpio isnt homeless, paraplegic, and that mental challanged, so he gets a head start in the race for not being weak.

And everyone who donates to my Scorpio needs a shirt fund gets a free t-shirt saying "Instead of giving this shirt to scorpio who needs a t-shirt, I took it instead because I am a greedy bastard. I only donated to get this shirt. I dont even know Scorpio, nor do I care.
I really think Jewpin should be reading Ethan Frome for IB english next year instead of wasting his time on the FFR forums....but then again, he still has a few more weeks, and Ethan Frome is that long, it's just boring."

Hey, thanks for reminding me to read that book Scorpio Charity Fund.

and on the back of the shirt it'll say:

"No problem Jewpin. As a t-shirt, it is my job to inform people. Like 'I lost my number, can I have yours?', it informs all sexy women that I am horny and stupid for buying this shirt. And '5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions' is clearing informing that the wearer lacks the proper wit to survive in the world, so in order to get by, they wear t-shirts with witty remarks.
Now go watch some anime Jewpin, your job here is done"

Thanks T-shirt, I love you.

WOULDNT THAT BE THE BEST T-SHIRT EVER?!

[scorpio1690]

Im being sarcastic you ho bag.

scorpio needs to wear a shirt

But then people wouldn't be able to see my oh so sexy man nipples

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

*Points at Jewpins long post* and scorpio....noone wants to see you without a shirt on

[87x]

Im being sarcastic you ho bag.

ho bag wasn't on your list....

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Edit for slanky- im being sarcastic you cock muffin

[QreepyBORIS]

******mobile.......lol.

[SlankyDaManky]

w3rd bitch

[eVILPeeR]

******-money more like it
there'd be all teh famous african-americans on all the bills instead of famous presidents

[alextrebek]

a bunch of stuff

That would indeed be the best shirt ever. I am particularly fond of "WWJD for a Klondike Bar", too. But, I suppose that would show I have no wit and must rely on a shirt, so I'll go out back and die of natural causes.