How would you take over the world?

[ROCKETs]

Describe in detail how you will/would conquer the world (and maybe even the universe)!

[makaveli121212]

i'd make mind controlling cookies that no one could stop eating

[jewpinthethird]

Cookies are a dumb idea. Not everyone eats cookies. If you are going to use mind control, it has to be with something that everyone uses, eats, or drinks. But mind control is the easy way to take over the world. There isnt really any effort that goes into mind control.

I would invent an irresistible dance that goes along with an irresistible song....much like the Macarena.....but even more irresistible. While everyone is doing irresistible dance at the Half Time show, I will sneak into the CIA headquaters and steal all of the information I can which I will then sell to Michael Jackson.....in return....Michael Jackson will write me another irresistible song.....this time even more irresistible......

I seriously dont know where I am going with this....

[scorpio1690]

I'd shoot someone and steal their dog

[makaveli121212]

yeah jew pin; not everyone eats cookies, but everyone dances; plus the macarena was more annoying than addicting; and mind control is easy, since when?

[dontcareaboutmyid]

I'd be a dumbass and threaten the us with nuklear weapons


but seriously i would first get real close to the presidents and leaders of all the countries, then tie them together in friendship then when they ask what they could do to thank me i would ask for their position and because they're in debt to me they would have to give it to me hence me being the leader of every country in the world and then giving me entire supreme rule of the world. then i would declare all wars over and rehire the leaders to do regional work for me.

[QreepyBORIS]

I am not doing this on my own! I need some experienced stealth soldier..I mean, the real kind, not "invisible" people.

I need to get a relationship (platonic, yuou asses) with the "high up" people of the world. I need money. I need to make a religion, change my name to Kain, make my followers fanatic, while I remain prophetic. I need to assassinate all possible leaders, use propaganda to devote more followers--

Kinda like the Brotherhood of Nod in Command and Conquer, you see? It's a good idea, mixing a fanatical but not stupid religion with modern warfare.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

i say mass brainwash thru people watching athletic equipment infomercials. I think they already do it with the gazzel and the fish thing and the knifes.

[Brainmaster07]

I'd probably... Get a cat... not just any cat, it would have to be an EVIL CAT . Wouldn't hurt if it was a blood thirsty man eating cat, but you can't have everything. Anyway, I'd train it to attack peoples ankles, taking off their entire foot so that they couldn't walk. After the cat has finished gnawing off everyones ankles besides mine in the world I would simply have it kill everyone in power and take over 8). Then for the heck of it I'd shut off all electricity to the public, and only give them food for being good slaves . Then me and 'Evil Kitty' would party...

[87x]

how about... for taking over the world.. you get smart... really smart.. head up a weopons design company... design a weopns system with a backdoor for only you.. then quit/retire... hijack the system... damand money... and dissapear

[Anonymous]

I would make sure no one could get of their houses, put their tv's on channel 6 then broadcast a non-stop ghey love show. Then I would rob some Subways.

[scorpio1690]

All you people are way overthinking this. Shoot a man and steal his dog I tell you! It's bound to work. Laws of physics you see.

[SotN]

I'd apply for everyone single credit card in the world. when I get them all, I'll do a huge cash advance on all of them, netting billions. I would then buy out the credit card companies so I would never have to pay them.

SotN - taking over the world, old-school

[sk8fan]

id own the only water in the world