Lolharp5000, Satori v2… A Subscriber New Feature… and a Flash Player Update.

Posted in Tokens on July 14th, 2007

1st, lets start with that Flash Player update You can download the update from Adobe’s website, here.

The new subscriber feature is something that has been asked for for a long time now. It is a levelrank for token, skill token, and subscriber only songs. It looks and functions exactly like the normal levelrank, just has all those fun songs that aren’t on the original. Expect some fun new updates to the top AAA list page as well, to factor in these songs. Is it possible we might now see those songs giving Tier Points?

The 2 skill tokens for today… #27 and #28 of the month…
{Satori} is a song by cornandbeans found in the token section. Apparently, some people were not a fan of the 24th trills found throughout this file, so Kit- decided to make a v2. Speaking of Kit-… her file for Venetian Snares‘ song Szamar Madar was released to subscribers last night, and has been getting RAVE reviews. Anyway, I’m sure you guys all know what Satori sounds like, so I don’t need to give you that part of the speech. I rated it an 8; it might be a 7. I made it an 8 because of the 32nd bursts and the 2 sections of 2-2-4 minijacks that form a total of 8 4-framers. To unlock…. play Satori v1. Pass Satori v1. Get 0 averages on Satori v1. Get 5 or less boos on Satori v1. That’s it.

lolharp5000 is…. well… it’s noise, to me. Although it does make for a fun stepfile. Definitely a solid 10 in difficulty, it is only 70 seconds long, but has 632 notes and 38 4-framers. Took me a bunch of tries to Full Combo it. Song is by iPatch and Kil, under the amazingly creative names of “CATSMASHER feat. SH*TSCYTHE.” Stepfile is by hi19hi19. The req to unlock this is quasi-anti, and yet isn’t…. you must pass Lawn Wake IV while getting averages, misses, and boos all within 5 of each other. Aka… 0 averages, 0 misses, 3 boos would unlock it. 20 averages, 14 misses, and 17 boos will not unlock it. I’d go so far as to say that this req is most certainly easier to do than the song it unlocks merits, but we’ve had a few that have been the opposite of that so far, so I’m not worried.

Enjoy.

-Tass

112 Responses to “Lolharp5000, Satori v2… A Subscriber New Feature… and a Flash Player Update.”

  1. 1

  2. 3?

  3. oh,ok

  4. 6

  5. subscriber new feature

    nice one

  6. Got {Satori} V2!

  7. I like v1 ;_;

    …but I’m sure v2 is much better.

  8. they’re pretty darn different.

  9. i know i can achieve both of these, on lawn wake, i had a averages and boos off by 1 but misses off by 9

    im tired, i think ill get both tomorrow =]

  10. Not really understanding how to unlock lolharp5000. Why does getting 0 averages, 0 misses and 3 boos unlock it but 20 averages, 14 misses, and 17 wouldn’t unlock it? They are both 5 from each other.

  11. 20 and 14 are 6 apart. I think they all need to be within 5 of eachother.

  12. 20 is not within 5 of 14. If you had 15 misses, that’d do it.

    I don’t have Lawn Wake yet ;-; need more credits.

  13. lol 2nd place on lolharp5000, not for long though, I’m sure, 5 minutes on top 10 at most lol

  14. It should so not be rated Challenging.

  15. O damn.. its math… so it just has to be 5 apart… O ok thx… This makes it a tiny bit easy, but still hard LOL

    Im a dumbass. LOL

  16. i got 49-50-48 and it didnt work

  17. CATSMASHER feat. SH*TSCYTHE

  18. i got 32-29-29 didnt work…ugh, doing that again will suck…just give it to me..i got a screenie if you want…lol

  19. Kit- outdid herself with the new satori steps, i like them much more than V1 ^_^ oh and Alaeviea, syupid question but did you pass? =P

  20. http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7692/untitledsa8.png
    I did not get it? They 5 or less away lol.

  21. stupid* and sry for double post X__X

  22. Lol double where?? And I did pass also.

  23. 62 miss and 72 avg arent 5 apart tofu =P

  24. oh I see!

  25. Yes I passed the song
    http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c120/Jehl703/?action=view&current=LW4.jpg

    Come on Tass…dont make me do it again >_>…lol

  26. 22, 21,24 1st try
    yay

  27. Aaah, getting lolharp5000 was fun.

  28. lolharp is an awesome file but…avmisses ruin it. Kind of reminds me of Judgment Days but worse.

  29. abs(Averages – Misses) + abs (Averages – Boos) + abs(Boos – Misses) should be 15 or less (by abs I mean the absolute value of)

  30. hahahaha lolharp5000 is fun. rank 2 (that wont last long)

  31. how much credits is needed for lawn wake four?

    i have 9,230 so i probably need to get to work. ;-;

  32. Lawn Wake IV is apparently 10,000 credits

  33. lawn wake sucks my wireless kb can’t keep up with it lmao

  34. Whatever…I just did it again…although it took to long the second time >_>

  35. is it really 10,000?!

    YES! i can get it in about a week or two. 700 more credits because i just went and played some more. :)

  36. lolharp5000 was actually really fun. I managed to get 2 goods on it. No way I’m getting a AAA anytime soon. I’m looking foward to Szamar Madar being publicly released, it sounds like a good file.

  37. :O REACH BEAT ME. neat. gameboy good score, i keep getting like 8 and 9 =( my PA sucks

  38. ohhh man, i missed the lawn wake 4 skill token by 1 boo too many

    i want to get this one tonight

  39. i will agree with tass that its easier to get the skill token rather then fc’ing the song it unlocks … sickkkkkkkk … but yeah got both tokens woot woot :)

  40. i figured out the bug in the code…. now to get LD or Jason to fix it… it seems that if your misses >= boos, you won’t get it. that’s the theme between everyone who hasn’t gotten it. and everyone who has gotten it and posted their numbers had boos > misses.

    should be fixed soon. thanks for helping me find that.

  41. http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5606/untitledxu0.png
    I did it and did not get it…. yep ur right

  42. OMG I DID IT! HERE LOOK PLZ GIMME IT!

    http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8914/lawnwake4ym0.png

    i might never be able to Do this again x(

  43. Same lol! I hope we actually will get it.

  44. OMG LOLHARP IS SEXY!!!

  45. im saD now x(

  46. im never gonna get it again, thats For sure

  47. Same…. I hope it is fixed (so we will have it) (soon)

  48. I cannot for the life of my unlock lolharp, which is really sad because its one of my favorite files…

  49. Oh my god I still can’t believe this song made it into FFR lmfao~

  50. strange..I got the lolharp token when my mom smacked me with a water bottle >_> for staying up late

  51. The song is pretty damn bad, but those sort of rhythms work very well for stepping.

  52. LOL!

  53. I need the token lol, when will it be fixed….

  54. har har i got it first try with my mad sucking skills. it just so happens that the # of KB misses boos and averages i get for lawn wake are within 5 of each other. =D also, lolharp is about the coolest file ever. except that dumb jack-32nd roll that is hard to combo but mostly awesome. props to hi19

  55. I fixed it.

    PS: Wasn’t a problem with my code, lol

  56. got satori v2 with 0 boos :) now for lolharp

  57. Got satori first try and grr i just got 30 avg, 36 miss, and 36 boos. Just 1 more average and i wouldve had it. Grrr…

  58. Tass, I do not have it but I earned it (will I have to re earn it)? please say you will fix it for me.
    http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5606/untitledxu0.png
    And it is top on my 10 recent plays.

  59. OMFG If I had gotten 1 less boo I would have it. This is pissing me off.

  60. Double post :( Now I’ve done the song 3 times in a row with having 1 too many of something. This time was misses.

  61. did i get it?

  62. CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME MY TOKEN THAT I RIGHTFULLY DESERVE, HOLY CRAP

    http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8914/lawnwake4ym0.png

  63. u ernd 9 credits b hapy

  64. no

  65. i get 30 creDits per song, 9 is a big whoop

  66. I forgot to compain…*complains*

  67. v1 wins this battle

  68. Has anyone else noticed no song of the week on friday?

  69. got lolharp with some rediculous PA.
    like 145-49-44-44.
    that was like the 100th time i played that freakin song too haha.
    thanks for wasting my night FFR =]

  70. What’s the point of downloading the Flash Player update?

  71. satori v1 seems horribly off sync for some reason. It may just be me. I can’t seem to find the proper timing for it…-.-

  72. we love your sexy requirements tass

  73. Tass: abs value is quick and clean.

  74. lolharp5000 is such a weird file lol.

  75. well I don’t have enough credits for lawn 4 but i got satori v2

  76. MrRubix: That’s what I did… the error had nothing to do with boos greater than misses or whatever tass though, it was just a coincidence that the ones that didn’t work had that in common.

  77. so can i have my token now?

  78. Satori v2 was somewhat hard to get. Took me six tries, I think I got lucky. I thought I was going to lose when my computer froze though. Luckily all it got me was one boo. Now to try for lolharp5000.

  79. These tokens are BS, I can’t get any of the new ones! >:(

  80. Dang…

    64-58-64
    51-50-44

    I get so many averages, I have to purposely boo and miss. Makes it a bit harder… But I won’t give up.

  81. Yay! Did it with 50-49-49.

  82. Man still need a bunch of credits to even attempt this thing.

  83. to post 81

    the tokens arn’t BS, they are just getting more challenging and are real skill tokens, not antiskill tokens like Shash said

  84. Yes, at least now they aren’t “antiskill”, but still hard lol.

  85. Meh I give up both these tokens for now…Satori is (or seems anyway) off sync, and lawn wake I can’t do those 16ths period…

  86. so about this new feature … whens that being released … or has it been released and where can you find it … cuz im not seeing it haha

  87. Easy (both)!

  88. DONE! Wheres the new Skill Tokens already!?

  89. I want the next 2 man! I have done all the tokens possible for me to achieve except for The Pylons Are TRAP BALLS (working on it).

  90. yeah where the fucks the new tokens

  91. Lol for Satori I got..

    486 perfects
    14 good
    0 averages
    331 misses
    0 boos

    I just let all the ones I was too scared I was going to get averages on pass by the meter, lol.

  92. ok i know that the staff is busy and all … and im not impatient but yeah i will agree it is kinda late lol … but hey … its gotta be for a good reason …

  93. …I would hope so…

  94. Its neglect id assume since they didnt even comment back here

  95. well they dont always look at the comments posted … so … maybe its a surprise event you never know … tass is always up to something we all know that

  96. i know i just get mad and say shit sometimes and them im like wow im an asshole… haha

  97. getting lolharp5000 is a lot harder than it looks hah!

  98. hahah xboxcreature … wait till you get it … full comboing the song is wayyyy harder

  99. i’m assuming Jason and LD have lives. i need at least one of them to add a skill token. neither have been around at all today. once one of them comes around, i can add the tokens for y’all. until then, i can’t.

  100. lol… that stinks.

  101. see i told yall there had to be a good reason … doh!!! :X

  102. someone just said ffr mods have lives… i laughed… ffr is their lives

  103. make the new ones -_-

  104. “lightdarkness
    Captain College
    Profile Developer
    Browsing FFR Forums”

    He’s online! x( … we want tokens! *¬*

  105. dang it 40-47-45

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