Lolharp5000, Satori v2… A Subscriber New Feature… and a Flash Player Update.
1st, lets start with that Flash Player update You can download the update from Adobe’s website, here.
The new subscriber feature is something that has been asked for for a long time now. It is a levelrank for token, skill token, and subscriber only songs. It looks and functions exactly like the normal levelrank, just has all those fun songs that aren’t on the original. Expect some fun new updates to the top AAA list page as well, to factor in these songs. Is it possible we might now see those songs giving Tier Points?
The 2 skill tokens for today… #27 and #28 of the month…
{Satori} is a song by cornandbeans found in the token section. Apparently, some people were not a fan of the 24th trills found throughout this file, so Kit- decided to make a v2. Speaking of Kit-… her file for Venetian Snares‘ song Szamar Madar was released to subscribers last night, and has been getting RAVE reviews. Anyway, I’m sure you guys all know what Satori sounds like, so I don’t need to give you that part of the speech. I rated it an 8; it might be a 7. I made it an 8 because of the 32nd bursts and the 2 sections of 2-2-4 minijacks that form a total of 8 4-framers. To unlock…. play Satori v1. Pass Satori v1. Get 0 averages on Satori v1. Get 5 or less boos on Satori v1. That’s it.
lolharp5000 is…. well… it’s noise, to me. Although it does make for a fun stepfile. Definitely a solid 10 in difficulty, it is only 70 seconds long, but has 632 notes and 38 4-framers. Took me a bunch of tries to Full Combo it. Song is by iPatch and Kil, under the amazingly creative names of “CATSMASHER feat. SH*TSCYTHE.” Stepfile is by hi19hi19. The req to unlock this is quasi-anti, and yet isn’t…. you must pass Lawn Wake IV while getting averages, misses, and boos all within 5 of each other. Aka… 0 averages, 0 misses, 3 boos would unlock it. 20 averages, 14 misses, and 17 boos will not unlock it. I’d go so far as to say that this req is most certainly easier to do than the song it unlocks merits, but we’ve had a few that have been the opposite of that so far, so I’m not worried.
Enjoy.
-Tass
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Posted at 8:33pm on July 14th, 2007
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Posted at 8:35pm on July 14th, 2007
3?
Posted at 8:35pm on July 14th, 2007
oh,ok
Posted at 8:35pm on July 14th, 2007
6
Posted at 8:37pm on July 14th, 2007
subscriber new feature
nice one
Posted at 8:38pm on July 14th, 2007
Got {Satori} V2!
Posted at 8:39pm on July 14th, 2007
I like v1 ;_;
…but I’m sure v2 is much better.
Posted at 8:42pm on July 14th, 2007
they’re pretty darn different.
Posted at 8:47pm on July 14th, 2007
i know i can achieve both of these, on lawn wake, i had a averages and boos off by 1 but misses off by 9
im tired, i think ill get both tomorrow =]
Posted at 8:48pm on July 14th, 2007
Not really understanding how to unlock lolharp5000. Why does getting 0 averages, 0 misses and 3 boos unlock it but 20 averages, 14 misses, and 17 wouldn’t unlock it? They are both 5 from each other.
Posted at 8:50pm on July 14th, 2007
20 and 14 are 6 apart. I think they all need to be within 5 of eachother.
Posted at 8:50pm on July 14th, 2007
20 is not within 5 of 14. If you had 15 misses, that’d do it.
I don’t have Lawn Wake yet ;-; need more credits.
Posted at 8:52pm on July 14th, 2007
lol 2nd place on lolharp5000, not for long though, I’m sure, 5 minutes on top 10 at most lol
Posted at 8:53pm on July 14th, 2007
It should so not be rated Challenging.
Posted at 8:55pm on July 14th, 2007
O damn.. its math… so it just has to be 5 apart… O ok thx… This makes it a tiny bit easy, but still hard LOL
Im a dumbass. LOL
Posted at 8:56pm on July 14th, 2007
i got 49-50-48 and it didnt work
Posted at 8:57pm on July 14th, 2007
CATSMASHER feat. SH*TSCYTHE
Posted at 8:58pm on July 14th, 2007
i got 32-29-29 didnt work…ugh, doing that again will suck…just give it to me..i got a screenie if you want…lol
Posted at 9:02pm on July 14th, 2007
Kit- outdid herself with the new satori steps, i like them much more than V1 ^_^ oh and Alaeviea, syupid question but did you pass? =P
Posted at 9:02pm on July 14th, 2007
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7692/untitledsa8.png
I did not get it? They 5 or less away lol.
Posted at 9:03pm on July 14th, 2007
stupid* and sry for double post X__X
Posted at 9:03pm on July 14th, 2007
Lol double where?? And I did pass also.
Posted at 9:04pm on July 14th, 2007
62 miss and 72 avg arent 5 apart tofu =P
Posted at 9:04pm on July 14th, 2007
oh I see!
Posted at 9:07pm on July 14th, 2007
Yes I passed the song
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c120/Jehl703/?action=view¤t=LW4.jpg
Come on Tass…dont make me do it again >_>…lol
Posted at 9:09pm on July 14th, 2007
22, 21,24 1st try
yay
Posted at 9:09pm on July 14th, 2007
Aaah, getting lolharp5000 was fun.
Posted at 9:12pm on July 14th, 2007
lolharp is an awesome file but…avmisses ruin it. Kind of reminds me of Judgment Days but worse.
Posted at 9:13pm on July 14th, 2007
abs(Averages – Misses) + abs (Averages – Boos) + abs(Boos – Misses) should be 15 or less (by abs I mean the absolute value of)
Posted at 9:13pm on July 14th, 2007
hahahaha lolharp5000 is fun. rank 2 (that wont last long)
Posted at 9:14pm on July 14th, 2007
how much credits is needed for lawn wake four?
i have 9,230 so i probably need to get to work. ;-;
Posted at 9:16pm on July 14th, 2007
Lawn Wake IV is apparently 10,000 credits
Posted at 9:17pm on July 14th, 2007
lawn wake sucks my wireless kb can’t keep up with it lmao
Posted at 9:21pm on July 14th, 2007
Whatever…I just did it again…although it took to long the second time >_>
Posted at 9:30pm on July 14th, 2007
is it really 10,000?!
YES! i can get it in about a week or two. 700 more credits because i just went and played some more.
Posted at 9:33pm on July 14th, 2007
lolharp5000 was actually really fun. I managed to get 2 goods on it. No way I’m getting a AAA anytime soon. I’m looking foward to Szamar Madar being publicly released, it sounds like a good file.
Posted at 9:46pm on July 14th, 2007
:O REACH BEAT ME. neat. gameboy good score, i keep getting like 8 and 9 =( my PA sucks
Posted at 10:01pm on July 14th, 2007
ohhh man, i missed the lawn wake 4 skill token by 1 boo too many
i want to get this one tonight
Posted at 10:05pm on July 14th, 2007
i will agree with tass that its easier to get the skill token rather then fc’ing the song it unlocks … sickkkkkkkk … but yeah got both tokens woot woot
Posted at 10:08pm on July 14th, 2007
i figured out the bug in the code…. now to get LD or Jason to fix it… it seems that if your misses >= boos, you won’t get it. that’s the theme between everyone who hasn’t gotten it. and everyone who has gotten it and posted their numbers had boos > misses.
should be fixed soon. thanks for helping me find that.
Posted at 10:10pm on July 14th, 2007
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5606/untitledxu0.png
I did it and did not get it…. yep ur right
Posted at 10:18pm on July 14th, 2007
OMG I DID IT! HERE LOOK PLZ GIMME IT!
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8914/lawnwake4ym0.png
i might never be able to Do this again x(
Posted at 10:18pm on July 14th, 2007
Same lol! I hope we actually will get it.
Posted at 10:18pm on July 14th, 2007
OMG LOLHARP IS SEXY!!!
Posted at 10:19pm on July 14th, 2007
im saD now x(
Posted at 10:19pm on July 14th, 2007
im never gonna get it again, thats For sure
Posted at 10:22pm on July 14th, 2007
Same…. I hope it is fixed (so we will have it) (soon)
Posted at 10:26pm on July 14th, 2007
I cannot for the life of my unlock lolharp, which is really sad because its one of my favorite files…
Posted at 10:36pm on July 14th, 2007
Oh my god I still can’t believe this song made it into FFR lmfao~
Posted at 10:37pm on July 14th, 2007
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5606/untitledxu0.png
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/tofurox/
Lawn Wake IV 463,375 27 minutes ago
Lol Gimme!
Posted at 10:39pm on July 14th, 2007
strange..I got the lolharp token when my mom smacked me with a water bottle >_> for staying up late
Posted at 10:39pm on July 14th, 2007
The song is pretty damn bad, but those sort of rhythms work very well for stepping.
Posted at 10:50pm on July 14th, 2007
LOL!
Posted at 10:51pm on July 14th, 2007
I need the token lol, when will it be fixed….
Posted at 11:02pm on July 14th, 2007
har har i got it first try with my mad sucking skills. it just so happens that the # of KB misses boos and averages i get for lawn wake are within 5 of each other. =D also, lolharp is about the coolest file ever. except that dumb jack-32nd roll that is hard to combo but mostly awesome. props to hi19
Posted at 11:03pm on July 14th, 2007
I fixed it.
PS: Wasn’t a problem with my code, lol
Posted at 11:06pm on July 14th, 2007
got satori v2 with 0 boos
now for lolharp
Posted at 11:06pm on July 14th, 2007
Got satori first try and grr i just got 30 avg, 36 miss, and 36 boos. Just 1 more average and i wouldve had it. Grrr…
Posted at 11:08pm on July 14th, 2007
Tass, I do not have it but I earned it (will I have to re earn it)? please say you will fix it for me.
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5606/untitledxu0.png
And it is top on my 10 recent plays.
Posted at 11:09pm on July 14th, 2007
OMFG If I had gotten 1 less boo I would have it. This is pissing me off.
Posted at 11:13pm on July 14th, 2007
Double post
Now I’ve done the song 3 times in a row with having 1 too many of something. This time was misses.
Posted at 11:22pm on July 14th, 2007
did i get it?
Posted at 11:23pm on July 14th, 2007
CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME MY TOKEN THAT I RIGHTFULLY DESERVE, HOLY CRAP
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/8914/lawnwake4ym0.png
Posted at 11:37pm on July 14th, 2007
u ernd 9 credits b hapy
Posted at 11:38pm on July 14th, 2007
no
Posted at 11:39pm on July 14th, 2007
i get 30 creDits per song, 9 is a big whoop
Posted at 11:50pm on July 14th, 2007
I forgot to compain…*complains*
Posted at 11:56pm on July 14th, 2007
v1 wins this battle
Posted at 12:00am on July 15th, 2007
Has anyone else noticed no song of the week on friday?
Posted at 12:51am on July 15th, 2007
got lolharp with some rediculous PA.
like 145-49-44-44.
that was like the 100th time i played that freakin song too haha.
thanks for wasting my night FFR =]
Posted at 1:13am on July 15th, 2007
What’s the point of downloading the Flash Player update?
Posted at 1:28am on July 15th, 2007
satori v1 seems horribly off sync for some reason. It may just be me. I can’t seem to find the proper timing for it…-.-
Posted at 2:04am on July 15th, 2007
we love your sexy requirements tass
Posted at 2:31am on July 15th, 2007
Tass: abs value is quick and clean.
Posted at 4:19am on July 15th, 2007
lolharp5000 is such a weird file lol.
Posted at 8:39am on July 15th, 2007
well I don’t have enough credits for lawn 4 but i got satori v2
Posted at 10:36am on July 15th, 2007
MrRubix: That’s what I did… the error had nothing to do with boos greater than misses or whatever tass though, it was just a coincidence that the ones that didn’t work had that in common.
Posted at 11:05am on July 15th, 2007
so can i have my token now?
Posted at 11:25am on July 15th, 2007
Satori v2 was somewhat hard to get. Took me six tries, I think I got lucky. I thought I was going to lose when my computer froze though. Luckily all it got me was one boo. Now to try for lolharp5000.
Posted at 11:44am on July 15th, 2007
These tokens are BS, I can’t get any of the new ones! >:(
Posted at 11:48am on July 15th, 2007
Dang…
64-58-64
51-50-44
I get so many averages, I have to purposely boo and miss. Makes it a bit harder… But I won’t give up.
Posted at 11:53am on July 15th, 2007
Yay! Did it with 50-49-49.
Posted at 12:05pm on July 15th, 2007
Man still need a bunch of credits to even attempt this thing.
Posted at 12:17pm on July 15th, 2007
to post 81
the tokens arn’t BS, they are just getting more challenging and are real skill tokens, not antiskill tokens like Shash said
Posted at 12:28pm on July 15th, 2007
Yes, at least now they aren’t “antiskill”, but still hard lol.
Posted at 12:31pm on July 15th, 2007
Meh I give up both these tokens for now…Satori is (or seems anyway) off sync, and lawn wake I can’t do those 16ths period…
Posted at 1:05pm on July 15th, 2007
so about this new feature … whens that being released … or has it been released and where can you find it … cuz im not seeing it haha
Posted at 1:19pm on July 15th, 2007
Easy (both)!
Posted at 3:33pm on July 15th, 2007
DONE! Wheres the new Skill Tokens already!?
Posted at 4:22pm on July 15th, 2007
I want the next 2 man! I have done all the tokens possible for me to achieve except for The Pylons Are TRAP BALLS (working on it).
Posted at 8:12pm on July 15th, 2007
…
Posted at 9:34pm on July 15th, 2007
yeah where the fucks the new tokens
Posted at 9:42pm on July 15th, 2007
Posted at 10:01pm on July 15th, 2007
Lol for Satori I got..
486 perfects
14 good
0 averages
331 misses
0 boos
I just let all the ones I was too scared I was going to get averages on pass by the meter, lol.
Posted at 10:07pm on July 15th, 2007
ok i know that the staff is busy and all … and im not impatient but yeah i will agree it is kinda late lol … but hey … its gotta be for a good reason …
Posted at 10:17pm on July 15th, 2007
…I would hope so…
Posted at 10:19pm on July 15th, 2007
Its neglect id assume since they didnt even comment back here
Posted at 10:23pm on July 15th, 2007
well they dont always look at the comments posted … so … maybe its a surprise event you never know … tass is always up to something we all know that
Posted at 10:33pm on July 15th, 2007
i know i just get mad and say shit sometimes and them im like wow im an asshole… haha
Posted at 10:35pm on July 15th, 2007
getting lolharp5000 is a lot harder than it looks hah!
Posted at 10:35pm on July 15th, 2007
hahah xboxcreature … wait till you get it … full comboing the song is wayyyy harder
Posted at 10:58pm on July 15th, 2007
i’m assuming Jason and LD have lives. i need at least one of them to add a skill token. neither have been around at all today. once one of them comes around, i can add the tokens for y’all. until then, i can’t.
Posted at 11:01pm on July 15th, 2007
lol… that stinks.
Posted at 11:03pm on July 15th, 2007
see i told yall there had to be a good reason … doh!!! :X
Posted at 11:08pm on July 15th, 2007
someone just said ffr mods have lives… i laughed… ffr is their lives
Posted at 11:32pm on July 15th, 2007
make the new ones -_-
Posted at 11:49pm on July 15th, 2007
“lightdarkness
Captain College
Profile Developer
Browsing FFR Forums”
He’s online! x( … we want tokens! *¬*
Posted at 11:52am on July 16th, 2007
dang it 40-47-45