"And now to [Insert Newscaster Here] with a special report"

"Thank you [Insert Anchorman/woman]. I'm here at the scene where the famous Mario Mario was arrested for impersonating a doctor. As he says... 'Mama mia! My Megavitamins cure anything! Especially those damn viruses!' His alleged 'Megavitamins' were just two Flintstones chewable vitamins crushed together, usually different colors. A trial is in progress now, and I've been informed that Princess Peach is on the stand as a witness. We will now switch to a live feed of the trial."


Lawyer 1 - "So, Peach, did you know that Mario had been doing this?"
Peach - "Yes. He'd been doing this very recently. He began this business he called Dr. Mario. I knew nothing good could come of it."
Lawyer 1 - "I see. Are Mario's accusations of drug use true?"
Lawyer 2 - "OBJECTION!"
Judge Lakitu - "Over ruled. Continue, plaintiff."
Peach - "Yes, although I did not know this until recently. He would only eat mushrooms to grow larger, but recently, he had been eating them more frequently, and I began to get worried. That's when he started Dr. Mario."
Lawyer 1 - "I see. No further questions."


"That's all the coverage we have so far. Back to you, [Name of Anchorman/woman]"


"Thank you. In other news..."