Guide to not being gay
Posted on: May 27, 2009, at 05:09:05am

FFR:
FC's
0-100: Normal
100-300: Normal Masher
300-500: Masher
600-698: Super-Masher

AAA's
0-5: Not gay
6-10: Still not gay
11-25: Maybe a little...
26-50: Getting there...
51-75: Your shoes cost you a lot of money, I bet.
76-100: You probably AAA'd all the emo songs, didn't you?
101-150: FFR needs moar Fall Out Boy and less Children of Bodom?
151-300: Yeah, you're pretty gay
301-500: PHAG
501-650: You know what? You probably play FFR so much that you have never and will never get laid, and therefore this guide does not apply to you...
651-698: ...or you're Asian

World of Warcraft
Level
1-10: Fag
11-20: Fag
21-30: Fag
31-40: Fag
41-50: Fag
51-60: Fag
61-70: Fag
71-80: Fag

1. 1: Redorigami
   Posted at 6:02am on May 27th, 2009

   I will never get laid :(
2. 2: Xtreme2252
   Posted at 7:56pm on May 27th, 2009

   aww, at least you're good with your fingers
3. 3: justin_ator
   Posted at 10:01pm on May 28th, 2009

   Lol
4. 4: SpammyMcSquirrel
   Posted at 1:05am on May 31st, 2009

   lmao at WoW
5. 5: Pario99
   Posted at 5:44am on June 20th, 2009

   Im half asian. Does this still apply to me?
6. 6: Xtreme2252
   Posted at 9:42pm on July 18th, 2009

   does not apply to half-asians
7. 7: Momoko_Katsura
   Posted at 6:00pm on September 24th, 2009

   I play wow though :(
8. 8: Momoko_Katsura
   Posted at 6:00pm on September 24th, 2009

   ps
   2 80s and a 71
   whats that put me at ;]?
9. 9: Xtreme2252
   Posted at 12:57am on October 4th, 2009

   D: a triple-phag?