Be Prepared
Posted on: October 15, 2006, at 06:22:06pm

I know that your powers are brit and shun
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expression
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions!
Even you can't be caught unawares

So be prepared for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer
(Where do we feature?)
Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sorted but you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And in justice deliciously square
BE PRE-PARED

(Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared...For what?)
For the death of the king!
(What, is he sick?)
No, fool, we're going to kill him
And Simba too
(Great idea- who needs a king?)
(No king, no king, la la la la la la!)
IDIOTS, THERE WILL BE A KING!
(Wait, but you said-)
I will be king!
Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!
(Alright, long live the king!)
(Long live the king!)
(Long live the king!)
(Long live the king!)

(Hih-hih-hih-hih -his strength and ours will soon be connected!
(With a king who'll be all-time adored!)
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is...
YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME

So be prepared for the coo of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (la la la la)
Meticulous planning (we'll have food)
Tenacity spanning (lots of food)
Decades of denile (I repeat)
Is simply while I'll (we'll eat meat)
Be king, undisputed, respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
My teeth and ambitions are bared
BE PRE-PARED!!

(Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared!)
BE PRE-PARED!!

Muwhahahahahaha!