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Failure Pile In A Sadness Bowl
Posted on: July 29, 2008, at 03:51:51pm

So, I've been jonesing for KFC for a few weeks now. About to go and get some. For some reason, I feel obligated to tell all of you guys... and provide you with 2 minutes of entertainment:



PS - I'm going balls to the wall. I'll be getting a giant family meal so that I have lunch AND dinner of fried chicken and mashed potatoes. NO failure bowl for me (although they are actually really good.)

  1. 1st

  2. lol no one cares about 1st post cbr, it's just annoying and gay.

  3. When I fart it smells like KFC and I haven't had KFC in a year.

  4. especially in a subbie news story / tass random thought.
    i should block CBR from my profile, which would prevent him from posting in my comments.

  5. blu: i'm sure your wife loves that.

  6. EPIC

  7. oh so when i get 1st post every one flips the fuck out and when someone else gets it you don't say anything... great logic guys, you sure make sense.

  8. When I eat KFC, and fart, it smells like mexican foot :(. I want chicken farts too.

  9. rofl xD

  10. I had one and I wasn't too impressed with it.

  11. can i has some KFC pleeeeze?

  12. cbr, looks at the rating on comments that say 1st on previous main posts.

  13. I want KFC now, thank you SO much Tass.

  14. Awesome xd

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  17. eww i hate KFC

  18. lol very funny

  19. my dad makes tasty exotic indian food almost every night and i still sometimes get cravings for KFC...
    and what's even more pathetic is the fact that i always get the famous bowl DX

  20. Tass this is 5 minutes of my life i won't ever get back. Thanks. It was great!

  21. <3 Patton Oswalt.

  22. I just now ate some KFC. It tasted......yum. But the random girl I asked out turned me down. WTF. It's so not like the commercial.

  23. So, my roommate parked behind my car when she came home. Then went to sleep. But that didn't stop me. I walked to KFC... about a mile in 90 degree weather. Took about 45 minutes round trip (including ordering, etc). Totally worth it.

  24. haha holy crap tass =P
    someone really wanted the colonel
    =]
    [dont blame you]

  25. I've had the failre bowl a couple times. Man it was so nice having all the food put in one bowl.

  26. seen it before, love patton oswalt. And I eat them all the time, my kfc order is now typically a mashed potato bowl and a nacho cheese snacker or two (maybe a a small individual green beens too) :)

  27. If you get the mashed potatoes you gotta get the gravy(cause the gravys frking awesome)ROFL

  28. dumb and unfunny.

  29. It pretty much makes fun of a large percent of Americans, just shows how degrading we are with our food lmfao.

  30. rofl tera

  31. America is gross.... Yup. Most overweight country in the world, not to mention the highest prison population in the world, holy shatner do we rock.

  32. wrong you dumbshit. Nauru takes over 90% persons.

  33. w/e you say douchebag

  34. Ironman's fart smells like Mexican foot?
    lolwut.

  35. Did you get a drink at least to help gulp down all that massive food?

  36. "So, my roommate parked behind my car when she came home. Then went to sleep. But that didn't stop me. I walked to KFC..."
    This is determination.

  37. lol?

  38. I don't eat KFC. =)
    ..
    .
    .
    bowl = FAIL!!

  39. Never eat that crap.
    I worked there for half a year.
    I'm pretty sure that the gravy is the most toxic thing you can put into your body.

  40. 'MER'CA!
    I bet the mashed potatoes are goddamn incredible.

  41. huh. I didn't find him all that funny. BUt KFC does taste good.

  42. Tass - this isn't your own personal Blog space.
    XP

  43. NYAHAHAHA XD

  44. this is so dumb...

  45. Dude, yes this is gold. Failure pile in a sadness bowl.. That sounds VERY appetizing. Go fetch me a Bowl.

  46. yer dumb

  47. there mash potatoes are most certainly delicious xD