What started the universe.
Posted on: October 14, 2006, at 06:33:08pm

It all started when God and his pall Chuck Norris were arm wrestlin. They were tied stuck in a pickle. So God farted and started fanning it at Chuck. Chuck gagged for air as God smacked his hand down on the table and BAM he farted again but this time them the Universe was born from the mighty fart of GOD! The End