i fuked wit a blueberry muffin by smothering him in crean cheese and he pulled a fukin 9 outa no were. he waz so gay he couldn't even shoot straight so umm... yea. don't fuk wit a muffin.

ok so herez the earth. chillin. then- that iz a fine earth u might say- round. ok ruling out the icecapes melting. metors becoming cractial 2 us. the O zone layer leaveing us... were deffinitly going 2 blow our selves up. ok. so. basicaly we got china, france, israil, packistand, russia, the Uk and US. with nukes. we got 24 thousend more then any body else.. whatever. ok so one day we decide those china sonz a bitchez r goin down, so we launch a nuke at china. while it's on it's way chinas like "shit shit who the fuk iz shootin us? oh well fire missiles" then france iz like "shit guyz, we got the missilelz they r coming, fire our shit!!.......but im lay tired.... well hav a nap DEN FIRE Z MISSLEZ" then russias like "AHH MOTHER LAND!!" and pakistand and israil launch their shit so we got missles fling everyware passin each other. so the the US realizes "Fuk were dumb asses" cannadaz like "Whatz going on eh?" alstrailiaz like "WTF?" mars is laughing at us and some huge metor is like "well fuk dat".. ok so now we got nuclear winter. everyonez dead except alstralia and their still like "WTF?" but they'll be dead soon -Fuking kangaroons-.


- Mr.EggMicMuffin