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3 word story
Posted on: August 16, 2009, at 01:23:42pm

okay ur allowed only to say 3 words kayy?
GOGOGO



once there was....

  1. a paralyzed boy

  2. who got beat

  3. wanted to eat

  4. a bunch of

  5. Cheezy My Weezy

  6. but then it

  7. spilled out on

  8. a big ass

  9. giant slimy millipeed

  10. which consumed your

  11. nasty rabbit poo

  12. and took your

  13. innocence and virgnity

  14. screaming at the

  15. top of its

  16. beautiful silver filled

  17. lungs which make

  18. a farting noise

  19. while breathing, and

  20. then a mysterious

  21. vanilla icecream filled

  22. spaceship appear and

  23. laser blasted the

  24. RIDONKULOUS pink supernintendo

  25. SUDDENLY HE GOT

  26. a HORRIBLE rash

  27. on the tip

  28. OF HER DICK

  29. pussy shit eating

  30. dog named fred

  31. who was born

  32. in the land

  33. of terabithia so

  34. he crossed the

  35. land of the

  36. GAYS and the

  37. home of the

  38. brave. Meanwhile, someone

  39. ate a gobstopper

  40. and yelled MEOWWWW

  41. while spinning cotton

  42. and whistling Dixie

  43. YOU SO FINE

  44. said the duck,

  45. a roflcopter came

  46. and crashed into

  47. my huge dick

  48. (in his mind)

  49. thats filled with

  50. three different diseases

  51. That Grow vaginadentata

  52. out of various

  53. razor sharp fangs

  54. covered with a

  55. deadly poison lacing

  56. with pretty rainbows

  57. over a giant

  58. pot of gold

  59. Which was worth

  60. a bucket of

  61. creeper's hot sperm

  62. which smells like

  63. NASTY ASS SHIT

  64. wrapped in a

  65. cow shit and

  66. damp towlette from

  67. the bottom of

  68. a magical beanstalk

  69. that jack built

  70. and mario climbed

  71. and a mermaid

  72. slit her wrists

  73. and yelled HALLELUYA

  74. releasing the rainbows

  75. which turned black

  76. and blinded mario

  77. and his dick

  78. and he fell

  79. on top of

  80. a large wooden

  81. old maid's vagina

  82. wheel barrel with

  83. hairy wheels and

  84. greasy tentacles and

  85. shoved them up

  86. ale's recently shaved

  87. and delicious booty

  88. which no one

  89. hasnt fucked yet

  90. however she is

  91. getting anal tomorrow

  92. the guys wish

  93. was for her

  94. to go and

  95. rub some hot

  96. yummy chocolate syrup

  97. acid filled condoms

  98. in her puny

  99. dream of dreams

  100. which made her

  101. so very juicy

  102. and that meant

  103. certain doom for

  104. all the planets

  105. in her pants

  106. Fuck that Life.

  107. Suddenly, a great

  108. fat retarded kid

  109. named sarah came

  110. in her pants.

  111. and she licked

  112. her own taco

  113. until all the

  114. seamen dropped the

  115. boats anchor in

  116. adrians hat, but

  117. it wouldn't stop

  118. overflowing so he

  119. shoved a plug

  120. up his big

  121. smelly hairy nasty

  122. ass, while a

  123. dolphin swam past

  124. bunch of fangirls

  125. that were screaming

  126. and explosive vomiting

  127. one two three

  128. ban 4 me

  129. Then The Creeper

  130. ate some babies

  131. and molested them

  132. -so she planned

  133. about eating tacos

  134. especially pink ones

  135. at the corner

  136. that she hooks

  137. Like a pirate

  138. on saturday nights

  139. I like turtles

  140. and schfifty five

  141. I'M A BANANA!

  142. and FFRs back

  143. so lets all

  144. watch Dragonball Z

  145. but technically "Z"

  146. ain't a word

  147. I am horny

  148. you love dick