Myself, in 5 seconds.
Posted on: September 20, 2008, at 11:20:53pm

So in case you don't know, there're these things called "5 second movies" floating around Youtube. They're created by the nice people at thatguywiththeglasses.com (a very funny and awesome site) and are essentially whole movies condensed into several seconds of hilarity. There are over a hundred of them so far, covering just about every movie you can think of, from the Star Wars movies to Lion King to 300 to Willy Wonka to Clerks to March of the Penguins and everything in between.

So, recently, there's been an announcement that next month they're gonna be releasing a new 5 second movie, entitled "The Users of Thatguywiththeglasses.com in 5 Seconds." So, basically, users of the site can submit their own 5-second chunks of madness in hopes that they'll be picked to be featured in the illustrious compilation. As I'm a fan of random madness, I decided to contribute and create not one but FIVE 5-second movies of myself that the people can choose from.

Long story short, here's the link to my channel where you can comfortably view all five vids. They range from somewhat stupid to clinically retarded. Check 'em out! (I particularly like #4.)

http://www.youtube.com/user/Kinetikai