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1. rushyrulz
   Posted at 12:00pm on October 25th, 2010

   I can' see without my glasses!
2. Vanilla Mnm
   Posted at 2:16am on July 16th, 2009

   hahahaha @ reptile XD
   P.S. John LOLOL you look like SUCH a noob in this one. Make it your display picture
3. reptile3141
   Posted at 1:01am on July 9th, 2009

   P.S. lol omg wtf
4. reptile3141
   Posted at 1:01am on July 9th, 2009

   comment 2 of 2
   om reinhabiting their now decayed bodies or possessing the lives of the innocent, the god, Mo Lestor, will entrap their souls in a crystalized ball of stainless steal fiber glass. The glass will be put in the temple of time, where it will be protected by an older version of Michael Moore and Keanu Reeves, where it will remain foreverz and everz.
   
5. reptile3141
   Posted at 1:00am on July 9th, 2009

   NEXT TIME ON THE ADVENTURES OF JOHN!
   According to legend, in the year 2952 a bloodthirsty batch of elite uber ninjas will be released from the delta time force in the heavens, and seek to wreak havoc on earth. However, Mutishabonchuwannawu, the demon goddess of fire on the Planet Uwannastfu, will release 2243.71 gallons of dry ice into the southern base of the Indian Ocean, which will then be delivered to the god of the sea, Juice. Juice has a long history in aiding the mystical forces of the universe, and today is no exception. It is written that he will deliver the dry ice, through the powers of his hurricane abilities, into the the highest parts of the sky. Upon the dry ices arrival, Usmallforage, will crystale the ice into tiny particles, and contain them for a dry ice rain storm. When the ninjas finally depart onto our planet, it is said that Usmallforage will direct the dry ice storm in their direction, thus oblitorating them from existance.
   In order to prevent their souls fr
6. reptile3141
   Posted at 1:00am on July 9th, 2009

   Comment 3 of ?
   The end.
7. reptile3141
   Posted at 1:00am on July 9th, 2009

   Comment 2 of ?
   Reaching for a crystal ball on a shelf next to him, John hurls it towards the red wagon wheel. Amazed, the crystal ball goes directly through the center of the wheel, causing the ground below him to shake.
   "You have done it, John. The world is safe again."
   "Je...Jeeves?", John claims. "That was it? I mean sure, my journey was long and hard, but that was a pretty lame ending, ya know?"
   "You're an ass, John. Go home."
   
8. reptile3141
   Posted at 12:57am on July 9th, 2009

   Comment 1 of ?
   John walks into his destination. He walks around confused, bedazzled, and angered.
   "What am I supposed to do?!?!", John exlaims. "I have tackled every enemy, conquered every foe! What is my purpose here!"
   He lifts his head in awe, as if seeking a sign from the heavens.
   "A...a red wagon wheel! Remembering what his dog had told him earlier, John quickly goes and stands under it."
9. Jtehanonymous
   Posted at 11:07am on July 2nd, 2009

   Responses:
   My name is Robert, not John.
   Pizza Hut is gross.
   I'm a teenager, so I break out.
   Hi Adam. :D <3
10. Adamaja456
    Posted at 9:53am on July 2nd, 2009

    mmmm your hawt. i love that long messy hair
11. virus003
    Posted at 9:44am on July 2nd, 2009

    damn john
    you got some acney goin. o.o
12. sagedrone182
    Posted at 3:03pm on June 29th, 2009

    oh I thought it was at pizza hut lol LEMME HAVE SUM PIZZZUH!!!
13. Superfreak04
    Posted at 12:28am on June 28th, 2009

    YOU'RE SO FUNNY JOHN LAWL!
    <3
14. Jtehanonymous
    Posted at 9:29pm on June 27th, 2009

    Me on my super secret Geocaching mission at the Cracker Barrell off of I-95. :)