HOW TO BE A FFR GOD (10 simple steps)!
Posted on: June 11, 2011, at 07:16:51pm

1: Be a nerd, but be skinny.
2: Declare love to Touhou, even if you've never played it.
3: You need to spend more time watching animes than playing FFR.
4: Always vote other people's profiles with a thumb up, even if they didn't update it.
5: Have a professionnal looking profile.
6: Describe your playing with as much abbrevations, in-game terms and music theory terms as possible. Using terms like "that fast part" or "the doubles part" will make you suck.
7: Be a guy. If you're a girl, pretend that you're at least "nada".
8: Don't tell your real name online. NEVER.
9: Befriend other great players. And make it seems like you are BFFs.
10: Play the game. PLAY THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME. PLAY IT TILL YOUR FINGERS FEEL LIKE PENISES IN MEAT GRINDERS.

Follow these 10 easy steps and you'll fill your AAA bar in no time.

1. 1: wargasm1
   Posted at 7:26pm on June 11th, 2011

   you need no life. I know right, how do u kill that which has no life?
2. 2: Hateandhatred
   Posted at 7:27pm on June 11th, 2011

   That's what I meant by being a nerd. =P
3. 3: Hakulyte
   Posted at 6:01pm on June 12th, 2011

   1. Nerd ça peut aller, skinny faut je travaille là-dessus..
   2. Oui.
   3. Ah, euh.. ben quand même 115 jours d'anime nonstop, mais FFR est quand même plus haut, hé merde.. brb anime.
   4. Oui.
   5. Oui.
   6. Oui.
   7. Oui.
   8. Oui.
   9. Oui.
   10. Ça s'en vient..
4. 4: OneHandNow
   Posted at 11:42am on June 13th, 2011

   lol this is so true
   except it doesn't apply to me T_T
5. 5: ULTIMEGA
   Posted at 9:07pm on June 26th, 2011

   All of it applies to me. Thanks.
   
6. 6: Hateandhatred
   Posted at 10:32pm on June 26th, 2011

   HA, knew. =)
7. 7: Skelogon
   Posted at 7:43pm on July 1st, 2011

   You are right but I don't really get #7
8. 8: iironiic
   Posted at 1:17am on July 3rd, 2011

   1: True
   2: False
   3: False
   4: True
   5: True I think?
   6: True.
   7: True
   8: False, oops :3
   9: Bahaha true.
   10: True
   Oops :3 I'm only 70% God! xD
   PS: Thanks for the upvote. Here's yours :)
9. 9: Illiko
   Posted at 12:02pm on July 10th, 2011

   Penises in meat Grinders.... That would Hurt.... ALOT xD
10. 10: rawrz.
    Posted at 9:08pm on July 14th, 2011

    1: done.
    2: done.
    3: done.
    4: done.
    5: done.
    6: done.
    7: oops.
    8: oops.
    9: done.
    10: DOOONEEE