Well That was Awkward
Posted on: January 12, 2014, at 08:56:09pm

So I was on PSN a few months ago and this girl that just met me was trying to be friends with me so I allowed this friendship to start. Well recently she told me she was in love with me and the funny thing is not only does she not know me or anything about me but I’m straight and don’t like girls. Well she’s been pushing her limits for far too long now, I kept being honest with her telling her that I was straight and didn’t feel the same way about her. She backed off for a while and I thought I was in the clear. Well the other day,she kept messaging me telling me she was in love with me and needed me to love her because her parents ruined her birthday. I tried to comfort her and tell her that I didn’t love her without making her birthday worse. She then proceeded to ask to talk to my husband. So what do I do? I did what anyone trying to get their point across would do: I pretend to be my husband and talk to her. Well she thought she was talking to Jared and she came out and told him that she was in love with me and then she proceeded to ask him if she could “love on me.” Well I went on as Jared to tell her that I’m straight and that I was not interested. As Jared, I told her that Jared doesn’t share me with anyone. Well she still didn’t take the hint and asked if she could be my friend with benefits. As Jared, I told her that I wasn’t gonna change who I am and pretend to be something I’m not. Well when I came back on as myself, she told me still that she was in love with me and was sad because I didn’t love her. So I asked her how she could love someone she doesn’t know a single thing about. She hasn’t talked to me since as far as I know but it was very awkward. It’s sad that she couldn’t take no for an answer so she had to ask my husband to convince me to be gay for her. It’s sad what our world is coming to because people can't realize that No means no, not “ok I’ll try again later.”