Slender Man
Posted on: August 7, 2012, at 05:29:18pm

I have one thing to say to those who believe in the Slenderman myth: Get a grip on reality and fuck off!!! I mean seriously, it's been known to cause lack of sleep, which can also be caused by insomnia and sleep deprivation. It's also been known to cause mood changes (depression, bipolar, and Schizophrenia can cause this as well), Paranoia (Schizophrenic paranoia causes this as well), And even the possibility of disappearing (that's what going AWOL does to you), and even death (Look, it happens to us all). There is no way this guy is real... to be honest, I think if you experience any of the symptoms that "Slenderman" causes, you need to see a shrink and get put on meds because odds are you have a mental illness and decide to put it on some mythical, non existing creature and that's enough for them to realize there's something wrong with you. Plus, he must be fake if websites like wikipedia hasn't even heard of him... plus I heard he was a created internet meme made in the /x/ (paranormal) section of 4chan... Don't believe me? Well here's proof enough of the falseness of Slenderman: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man... I totally love how people take these stupid memes so seriously, and blow it out of proportions to scare the whole universe into believing that Slenderman is real lol. All I can say is get a life and snap back into this thing, that's more terrifying than Slenderman, called reality! That is all... now carry on with your pathetic lives :)

1. 1: Frans813
   Posted at 9:39am on August 11th, 2012

   Chillax Chelsea it's just a fun thing to watch on Youtube.
   The series like Marble Hornets, MLAnderson and the guys from their sport to slenderman series (Dunno name atm) are pretty fun to watch.
   If someone thinks it's real they should be real tards... that is what I agree with you.
   But honestly I don't think people really think Slenderman is real and if they do they aren't afraid of him wich makes them basically continue with they're IRL Shit.
   If you know someone who thinks it's real post their name in the blog ^.^ and let the trolling commence ^.^
2. 2: AquaTeen
   Posted at 10:42am on August 11th, 2012

   I definitely will lol :) I'll let you know... I mean I know my brother thinks he's real and all but he doesn't have a blog or anything lol But if I find anyone else that thinks that Slenderman is real, I will definitely send you the name of their blog and we'll troll away :)