I had an odd dream last night...
Posted on: March 16, 2008, at 05:00:08pm

So I don't know what the deal with this dream is. I dreamt that Homer Simpson beat the ever-loving shit out of me. I mean until I was little more than a skeleton with some flesh hanging off of it. But I was still conscious and wasn't in pain or anything. But to seal the deal, he pounded my face into the ground repeatedly until my skull was crushed and there was brain busting out the side of it. Thing was, I was watching this happen to myself, and the guy didn't look like me. But after watching this go down, my perspective went back to the guy who was near death. I waited for death to take me but it didn't come, so I got up and walked away. I rand into Ned Flanders and I begged him to kill me. He shot me in the head and I fell to the ground. I couldn't see but was still conscious, and still death wasn't coming. I was curious at how I was still thinking after being shot in the head. I drilled myself on basic math skills to test how proficient my brain was with a hole in it. After a while still alive I started to get really depressed because I was going to die alone without every marrying or having children.

Then I woke up. I was sad. ;_;

1. 1: HammyMcSquirrel
   Posted at 5:07pm on March 16th, 2008

   HAHA.
2. 2: DarkbearX
   Posted at 5:09pm on March 16th, 2008

   that is one messed up dream. the end is sad though. ;_;
3. 3: psychopete
   Posted at 5:28pm on March 16th, 2008

   xD/sad ending. ;-;
4. 4: All_That_Chaz
   Posted at 10:15am on March 17th, 2008

   I basically have four dreams that repeat themselves. Flight dreams, being chased dreams, these dreams where I'm waiting for death to take me and I get depressed, and frustration dreams where I spend the whole time trying to work towards getting started on some sort of mission but for the entirety of the dream I'm held up by people or menial tasks or whatever.
5. 5: kholdstare58
   Posted at 7:30am on March 18th, 2008

   I have strange dreams that I'm being chased by a small, evil toy helicopter.
   Fairly often, too...
6. 6: DoctorSerpentine
   Posted at 5:34pm on March 25th, 2008

   wut
7. 7: bitch-from-hell
   Posted at 2:37pm on April 16th, 2008

   u have one pretty fucked up dream dont feel bad i have them type of dreams to