A typical conversation with Dom, concerning Natalie.

Chaz(1:50:39 PM): stop playing sm and take your girlfriend out to eat, loser.
Sprite-(1:52:25 PM): why don't you take yours out to eat?
Chaz(1:52:38 PM): Why don't you blow me.
Sprite-(1:54:33 PM): cuz i have a gf and she wouldn't like that
Chaz(1:54:54 PM): Who said she couldn't be a part of the fun too?
Sprite-(1:57:33 PM): your mom
Chaz(1:57:44 PM): My mother would be all for it.

I live in south Jersey now. Let's hook up.

So I should have gone to Pre-Played months ago. It's this store that sells old used video games and movies and stuff. I always meant to just browse around in there because it seems like a really cool store. So I went there today, and oh my god I left with OOT and SM64. Since when do stores even have these carts? I thought they were impossible to find. I got both of them for about $30. I'm pretty sure either of those would easily get double that on ebay.

This random thought is titled "Darn" because I packed my N64 up in a box for the move like a week ago, I'm moving in two days and don't have the time to take it out, and it's probably going to be in storage forever. I still bought the carts because dear god how could I not? But jeez... darn.

They also had Kirby64, Bond, Yoshi's Story and other amazing games for N64. And for SNES they had two MarioRPG carts, BoF I and II, two LttP carts. I couldn't believe it. If I was rolling in dough I might have bought all of them. But yeah... darn.

Today I had a nervous breakdown and passed out in my living room from sheer stress. I think I was out for something like half an hour. I can't stop shaking, sweating, it's hard to breathe, and I've been light-headed all day. Awesome.

So I joined the 5-year club a couple days ago, and as a birthday present to myself, I present Auto-Tune Politics.