Spontaneous Contest #567-22.1 “Summer Snow Plow” BEGINS NOW!!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 11th, 2007

BWAHAHAHA! We are back with yet another FFR Spontaneous Contest! I promised this one is going to be easy and I will not dissapoint. It will NOT require a camera or special skills. You won’t need to involve your parents or food. For this spontaneous contest you will need to do only one thing, reply to this news story.

You heard me right, it’s just that easy! THE 1000th response to this news story will get our newest shirt delivered right to your door. It will be the very first shirt printed and I will sign this shirt myself with my horrible signature and deliver it to your door for absolutely no cost. You can respond as many times as you want in the news story (that should make it interesting). I only ask that you try to respond respond with real words. Lets make it something interesting to read.

So what are you waiting for!? No excuses! Get to responding! I attached a picture of these shirts for you below. The shirt contains the top 1000 players as of last week and has printing on both the front and back of the shirt. :)
FFR Spring 2007 Convention T-Shirt

Cheers,

Synthlight + The Crazy Eyed Staff

1,461 Responses to “Spontaneous Contest #567-22.1 “Summer Snow Plow” BEGINS NOW!!”

  1. Oh my god. I want to win. That shirt design is so hot.

  2. 2nd

  3. first?

  4. cool

  5. aww, 3rd comment. :(

  6. must get

  7. 1000!!! I win!

  8. this’ll be fun

  9. ftw

  10. I find it funny that someone’s going to have my name on their shirt.

  11. post

  12. 11?

  13. wowowowowowow i will win lol

  14. yo is this were we respond

  15. hi

  16. post again

  17. The word press is giving errors… I don’t think this contest is going to be a very fun one :(

  18. Are we supposed to post it here or in a thread? I really want this shirt.

  19. Agreed

  20. I find it funny someone going to wear a shirt with 1000 names of people who play ffr.

  21. that design is amazing….

  22. sweet!

  23. AMAZING!! I WANT IT

  24. We are all just Alt+Left arrowing our comments, they dont let you post that fast.

  25. yea im getting errors to

  26. IM ON THE TSHIRT FOOLS :O

  27. yea im getting errors to

  28. That t-shirt is awesome

  29. ONCE A MINUTE

  30. i really want

  31. fghgfh

  32. 1000

  33. Whatever though, its not THAT bad. but it is bad

  34. wtff we’re all getting errors

  35. So, theoretically, this could take less or more time than an hour, right?

  36. Looks like i’m on row two now

  37. i want shirt

  38. good luck guys =D

  39. is there a time limit?

  40. I see my name on the close up. ;)

  41. Lol so many errors, hope the site don’t explode.

  42. I’m thinking it’ll take a little over an hour

  43. meh i’ll come back in 30 mins just to see where it’s at. hopefully i’ll get 1000th post XD

  44. I wanted to take a picture :/

  45. http://www.0w1s.com

    Might as well give out my site :)

  46. This is comment 1000

  47. yeah gettin errors =| must be like a gazillion people that want this shirt either that or they perposely put it there to ruin our fun and slow the contest down!

  48. SWEET im on the shirt somewhere :D i want one :D

  49. You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
    But im not!

  50. i keep getting errors

  51. I’m contributing. Whoever gets 1000th can thank me for making it possible :)

  52. i want that t-shirt, too bad im ranked 1071 so my names not on it =[

    hey synth, will there be updated top 1000 shirts? that would be nice

  53. You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

  54. 1000 FTW! LLAMASAUCEYUP -MOO- CHUNKY_CHEESE!

  55. I’m never gonna get it, waste of time I guess. +1

  56. lol 940 ish to go

  57. 1000 FTW! LLAMASAUCEYUP -MOO- CHUNKY_CHEESE!/

  58. post!

  59. crap

  60. post!

  61. Wasting Time Skills (+5)

  62. COMON WORK

  63. http://0w1s.com Tell me what is needed on the site :p

  64. two in a row!

  65. Oh no . .. I think I might sneeze rainbow monkeys again.

  66. i want an updated top 1000 shirt in a few weeks so my name will be on it hahaha

  67. u have to wait forever to post agin

  68. post?

  69. wow it finally works and thats what it accepts :P

  70. So it starts, from one impurity held in place by loveless security, always thron around and beaten by squinted eyes that soon bear turned back, abstract views through broken bottles of brandy. I’m questioned all my life why I kept on saying that I didn’t even ask to be here, you made that choice for me, enrolled me in your schools and church and in your god forsaken military. What cost do I pay for being born of you? My life, enslaved by passions, held away from me. Who is my mother? Where is her grace? Where is that subtle joy I crave? It’s gone, or should I say never existed anyway. Through blurry winter clouds and snow melted by anger – my subscription. my addiction. If I had one love in the world : you tried to take it away. A pound of nuts is simply not enough to keep my rage at bay and though i didn’t kill you. like you tried to do to me. I’m just as guilty becauswe I would have wanted to be free.

  71. I love you.

  72. im gunna win

  73. $5 says that the person with the 100th comment will have some sort of spaz attack thinking that they won.

  74. this is gonna take a while

  75. This is a stupid setup.

  76. synth is a tricky one today

  77. Quit complaining :)

  78. We woke up as men but tonight we’ll sleep as killers
    As we break the cryptic morning with a bullet and a prayer
    The steel never seemed more cold and agile than now
    And life never seems less vital and fragile
    With a heart that’s beating louder than my own
    I watch a girl they call Kezia
    I watch a woman that I know
    My hopes and my own future blindfolded
    To atone for a sin I didn’t care for, but a sin that paid my debts
    A sin that fed my children and burned my smiles and cigarettes
    And no one ever said that hope would be so beautiful
    And no one ever said I’d have to pull the trigger on her
    I can’t even still her trembling hands
    that were locked up by the dutiful and the obligated;
    Five soldiers forever sedated with the, “No one’s responsible”
    psychological drama of our social justice dribble, dribble, dribble
    Her tiny steps tell lies about the choice I have to make;
    (Resurrect a static lifetime starve to death my own mistakes)
    Pull the screaming trigger and watch your carcass bleed me dry
    Or drop the gun and try to shake away the blindfold from your eyes?
    Drop the gun, drop the gun, drop the gun, drop the gun.
    Sin I didn’t care for, but a sin that paid my debts
    A sin that fed my children and burned my smiles and cigarettes

  79. I’m on the front, somewhere, around the right foot of FFR guy I think.

  80. maybe every1 could stop responding so i can win??? =]

  81. Oh god. This is going to go FAST.

    PS – I HATE YOU WORD PRESS!

  82. Number 8341312

  83. a
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  84. once every god damned 15 seconds someone can send a response

    4.16 hours for this damn contest

  85. I want to win this.

  86. One closer to one thousand…

  87. once apon a time in a magical land a fairies and pixie dust, there was one misfit flower. He wasnt like the rest……………he was a TULIP, no one knew why since all the other flower were daffidils. so one day when he was like screw this i dont fit in he picked up a gun and shot all the daffidils and was like now i fit in the end

  88. stfu wordpress

  89. Now this is a story all about how my
    Life got flipped turned upside down
    And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
    I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground is where I spent most of my days
    Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool
    And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys they were up to no good
    Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!”

    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
    Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

  90. otis you idiot, Synth said DON’T BE A RETARD AND SPAM, TRY USING WORDS.

  91. One of my favorite quotes:
    Yesterday upon the stair
    I saw a man who wasn’t there.
    He wasn’t there again today.
    Oh how I wish he’d go away.

  92. FREE T-SHIRTS RULE!!!!

  93. JUST GIMME THE t_SHIRT

  94. ONCE UPON A TIME WORDPRESS SUCKED :(

    IM ON THE TSHIRT!

  95. Alarm clock time.

  96. Word Press equals rough sex

  97. post

  98. there is no spoon

  99. I WIN!!!! ZOMG!

  100. I’m on the shirt too, just not on the preview..

  101. fesfeefewfewfewf

  102. Grace is hot.
    *mutters something dark about people posting too fast*

    I want to live wehre soul meets body…

  103. *drenches self in gasoline*
    And now to make my lack of a voice be heard.
    *lights match*

  104. This was horribly thought out. Its gonna take FOREVER to get to 1000

  105. this won’t work!!!

  106. This could take a while :P

  107. Fast Food Freestyle

    I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
    Don’t be frontin’ son no seeds on a bun
    We be up in this drive thru
    Order for two
    I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
    We need some chicken up in here
    In this dizzle
    For rizzle my mizzle
    Extra salt on the frizzle
    Dr. Pepper my brother
    Another for your mother
    Double double super size
    And don’t forget the FRIES…

    haha… :P

  108. >_>

  109. ahaha im on that shirt between 585-630 somewhere.

  110. plus one

  111. only 899 to go!

  112. Ok.

    Getting this down to a science.

  113. plus two

  114. my friend played rose trying to fullcombo it b/c he did b4 but i didnt believe him and he got a combo of 666!!! it was hilarious!

  115. Weeee

  116. 123456

  117. so anyone live in canada? if so which province?

  118. “Give them nothing, but take from them everything!”

    PS whoever wins this is just going to be very lucky, cause once it gets to 990, everyone will get the error message and its just the luck of timing that wins =/ lol

  119. I hopefully have brought down the 15 second limit

  120. cc

  121. huray! more then 100 post!

  122. stfu wp

  123. *post*

  124. Oh Ill just wait and come back in a bit then.

  125. plus three

  126. lol

  127. Wordpress fails.

  128. omg i like im on that shirt too xD

  129. Ok.

    Sweet.

  130. hbff… yeah

  131. YAY THE 15 SECONDS ARE GONE!

  132. …..you

  133. lmao…

  134. post?

  135. im gonna win

  136. lala

  137. Nice.

    It’s fixed.

  138. Wait, what? Speedy that was.

  139. crazy eyed staff
    still contemplating the meaning of this…
    any ideas?

  140. props

  141. i will

  142. put it down lower synth

  143. Please let me be the 1000th

  144. poo

  145. post!

  146. “I hopefully have brought down the 15 second limit”
    Synth

    God, thank you.

  147. horray for synth!

  148. Did it fail? That would be nicer…

  149. dsgsfg

  150. will

  151. errrrr

  152. die

  153. HOLY CRAP THIS IS GOING FAST!

  154. GARRRRR

  155. Mentos, the freshmaker

  156. Oh snaps, chaos time

  157. lol

  158. omg im the best ffr player and im not on the shirt

  159. So, another comment closer to 1000. I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll make it easier for you guys. :)

  160. post

  161. Fast Food Freestyle

    I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
    Don’t be frontin’ son no seeds on a bun
    We be up in this drive thru
    Order for two
    I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
    We need some chicken up in here
    In this dizzle
    For rizzle my mizzle
    Extra salt on the frizzle
    Dr. Pepper my brother
    Another for your mother
    Double double super size
    And don’t forget the FRIES…

    HAHAHAHAH i love that youtube video!!!!!

    wow wow u ruined the rap there

  162. diedie

  163. oooooo shirt

  164. Ohshi-

  165. i like it

  166. wow

  167. OH SYNTH YOU ROCKZ!!!

  168. everybody go to this website (its really cool):

    piv.pivpiv.dk

    :)

  169. yay post 111 i win

  170. I’m actually gonna try for this shirt because it’s really cool =/.

  171. oooooooooh damn! too fast for me!

  172. i wanna win

  173. hahaha, alot faster then I though

  174. yes

  175. Omg this is heartpounding

  176. Rofl, post faster peoples

  177. wow 4 hours damn either ill get back just before its over or not at all oh well im about 2400 outta be ranked on the shirt anyways

  178. I don’t like the WordPress thing. :(

  179. what

  180. me me me

  181. “You ain’t no son of mine
    For what you’ve done they’re gonna find
    A place for you
    And just you mind your manners when you go.
    And when you go, don’t return to me, my love.”

  182. weeeeeeeeeeeee

  183. Time to win.

  184. when i grow up i want to be just like me

  185. you cant post the same thing twice

  186. this is more fun than I expected…

  187. hmmmmmmmmm

  188. wowow

  189. Reaally wanna win

  190. DAH

  191. These People will win!

    -Moo-
    LLaMaSauCeYup
    Chunky_Cheese

    We must win, WE MUST!

  192. That was fast

  193. sup

  194. yes?

  195. HYPERSPEED!

  196. i’m gonna be post….184

  197. im not posting comments too quickly xD

  198. Please!@1!!!!

  199. Limit lifted?

  200. this is more fun than I expected

  201. This better end soon.

  202. Ajhahahah

  203. wp sucks

  204. man this sucks im pressin that left arrow more than when i play ffr! xD

  205. im just being i post whore. of course i want to win, but i know i wont!
    yams
    ass
    yeast

    idk

  206. OMG THIS IS SO FAST NOW!

  207. wordpress is gay

  208. I WILL WIN

  209. cowscowscows123 was my first sn
    ssgangster was my second sn
    boarderdude915 was my third sn
    360tailgrab was my fourth sn
    sammo123 was my fifth sn
    iamringo was my sixth sn
    pillsboydoyboy was my seventh sn
    gokill urself was my eith sn
    urnotsam is my current sn

  210. ooooh damn wrong post ^^

  211. This better end soon.

  212. Oh man, this is gonna go a lot faster.

  213. i would like an adult large please

  214. OMG

  215. Gotta be number…….ahhhhhh..1000?…haha, usually it’s number 1

  216. 224?

  217. POST 121: SYNTH DIDN’T END WITH CHEERS.

    /dies

  218. DANG

  219. I WIN!!!

  220. its going too fast

  221. Defently going faster now.

  222. wordpress SUCKS

  223. This is a reply to the news story

  224. 221

  225. yes!

  226. this is kewl

  227. I’m not on that stupid shirt.
    But I want it.
    NAO!
    xD
    :]

  228. Holy crap, this will be over in minutes!

  229. holy cow the number of reponses shot right up in about 3 min. :P crazy

  230. cuz im gunna win

  231. wtf

  232. awww close xD

  233. WE’RE AVERAGING LIKE 20 POSTS IN 5 SECONDS!

  234. I expect 20 posts for everyone of mine!

  235. I would like a big mac, and a kids fries

  236. yaydkonsgfo
    omg

  237. Mambo # 5

  238. The great decay!
    We don’t amount to anything…

  239. holy shit 100 posts just popped out of no where haha

  240. hmm…….its been like 5 minutes since my last post.

    the shirt looks awsome though

  241. asdfasdfadsf

  242. POST

  243. yes?!

  244. Must get T-shirt

  245. so this is like, a contest or something?

  246. meeeeeeeeep =D

  247. DRAGONBALL ZZ!!!!!!

  248. way too fast

  249. fast

  250. Cheers,

    Xandertrax.

  251. We’re damned after all.
    Through fortune and flame we fall.
    And if you can stay then I’ll show you the way,
    To return from the ashes you call.

  252. I want that shirt kinda bad, even if it doesn’t have my name on it.

  253. so im number 269?

  254. Jeez, I’m scared now, going way too fast. I was ready to wait til after 12 too.

  255. Hot dog that was a fast 100 extra replies

  256. posted

  257. 250?

  258. Holy crapppppp that was….wow.

  259. post etc.

  260. LETS GO 1000 here we come

  261. i wanna win!

  262. I bet I get 998…

  263. Gah that went slowly.

  264. Wootcake

  265. nope waht about now?

  266. oops, wow, we can post now…faster…

  267. oops, wow, we can post now…faster…

  268. way fast

  269. oops, wow, we can post now…faster…

  270. oops, wow, we can post now…faster…

  271. oops, wow, we can post now…faster…

  272. 1/4 done!

  273. posted?

  274. omg

  275. So, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They ask the bartender for an FFR T-shirt. The bartender says, “Sorry, you’re going to have to get post 1000.”

    =(

  276. fast!

  277. Ok faster now.

  278. Aiya! I want that shirt! XD LOL I can’t even get a comment in people are posting so fast.

  279. -posts CP-

  280. I hope I win

  281. I AM NOT FAT

  282. oh my its working again!

  283. hell yeah now we are speedin

  284. i soooo wanna win this

    ps: what the minimum wait time between posts on the same thread?

  285. wordpress is annoying me now xD

  286. People really want this shirt =/

  287. id be so pissed if i got 999 or 1001.. id seriously kill myself lol

  288. toasting in a pread

  289. I NEEEEEED that shirt!

  290. posted!

  291. *BANNED*

  292. If I win this shirt, will I become even more famous?

  293. pi is exactly 3

  294. Hmmm, looks like I have to post 20+ posts before 1000

  295. niceeeeeee

  296. >>282

    DO WANT.

  297. 300 maybe?

  298. tgewrgrg

  299. slower

  300. I want this to be mine.

  301. yup……so…..Don’t know what to put anymore

  302. god da**

  303. WEll, WP still prevents YOU from posting too much… just not the group

  304. wow so fast!

  305. WOOOOOO!!!! were flying now

  306. In that case… welcome to ffr!

  307. pi is 2

  308. posted?!

  309. Darn. I’m an idiot. (Or, at least, that’s what a silly link would have me believe.)

  310. this is tougher

  311. yess

  312. 1/3 of the way there… kinda lol

  313. lol i hate when those things happen and u go slit ur wrists haha

  314. nbkbmnbmb

  315. i call 314.

  316. 300

  317. 1000 here I come

  318. must win must win must win

  319. i wonder who is going to win

  320. I want this to be mine please.

  321. i love the new shirt

  322. hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

  323. Crimony!!! muy rapido

  324. posted??

  325. 340?

  326. LETS GOOOOOOO

  327. I WANT TO POST MORE SO I CAN WIN

  328. break out the delicious copy pasta!

  329. woo

  330. blah1

  331. holy crap i just jumped from like 180 to 260 in one post!

  332. *USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST*

  333. i want this shirt…

  334. I’m at post 295, when I actually post this message, it will be at 342…

  335. Ohsnaps.

  336. omg wow, this thing isn’t loading fast.

  337. posted!!

  338. 1/3 there

  339. Wait, why am I doing this? I’m going to the convention….

  340. Hey look, there’s a token on the first page!

  341. I CALL 348?

  342. ABC, easy as 1-2-3!

  343. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxzy

  344. i want the shirt

  345. WOOOOOOW ITS REALLY FAST NOW!!

  346. fast

  347. THIS IS *Edit* – Breaking the page format is not cool and could result in a ban. Got it?

  348. need that shirt!!!!

  349. hasukiget

  350. POOP! 358?

  351. My rank is really low which is good.

  352. yay im on a shirt =D

  353. post?

  354. Wow this is going to end really soon.

  355. ON FIREEEE!!!!!!

  356. You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

  357. too fast

  358. 333 is what i see now i bet it will be at 390 when i reload

  359. blah13
    blah1

  360. this is gay

  361. dfdffdfd

  362. grrr

  363. Wordpress is overloading xD

  364. That would be awesome, but no.

  365. wow its like 20 each reply

  366. now 334 this is insain! im not gonner get this xD

  367. nforcer you tard.

  368. hahaha

  369. sooooooo almost half way?????

  370. posted1

  371. now we can post faster, cool.

  372. Woah… screen wacked out on me.

  373. im not going to win the shirt to many people

  374. So fast…

  375. the page exploded!

  376. 400….

  377. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    `’Tis some visitor,’ I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
    Only this, and nothing more.’

  378. POSTAGE!

  379. A

  380. damn 361 not even close this time is 390

  381. i want the t shirt

  382. yay the layout got messed up :)

  383. moar

  384. Only one can win, and I have to be that one……!!!!!

  385. posted11

  386. now it crazy fast,

    like my fingers when play ffr XD

  387. gimme shirt

  388. nope

  389. its all on the side now

  390. ahhhh

  391. Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
    And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow; – vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow – sorrow for the lost Lenore -
    For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
    Nameless here for evermore.

  392. nj pagestretching.

  393. i haveta go to the bathroom, what if when i come back, its already at 1000?!??!!?

  394. jk bro

  395. This will be pure luck for whoever wins at the rate this is going

  396. my friend played orse the other day and got a 666 combo. it was freaky. oh god im posting too fast

  397. Oops page stretch.

  398. come on number 1000

  399. NO! Not the raven!!!

  400. k ikl k l kl

  401. Hmm.

  402. everytime i refresh now theres about 20 new comments!
    i wish i had the time to play more so i could be on the t shirt.
    but i dont
    sad
    *cries*
    this contest is really luck of the draw for who gets it.

  403. lawlawl

  404. 423?

  405. Oh crap, faced by WordPress….

  406. man too fast

  407. posted111

  408. 400?

  409. meeeeeeeep some more =D how is everyone?

  410. yes i do

  411. gdgsdsdfsfd

  412. bleh, hurry.

  413. OMG GO GO GO

  414. Insane!!!!!!!!!

  415. Nooooooo oooooo ooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooo oooooooooooo

  416. wrgwrgergege

  417. server mess up

  418. wow word press hasnt come up in like 5 minutes

  419. damn this is going fast.

  420. uyg

  421. 400

  422. same here 290

  423. Johnny Quest thinks we’re WHAT?

  424. CEESE

  425. You are posting too slowly. Speed up!

  426. wow at 400 already

  427. fruit

  428. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
    Thrilled me – filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    `’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
    Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
    This it is, and nothing more,’

  429. posted1111

  430. o.0

  431. Rofl this is really fast XD

  432. meeeeeeeep some more =D how is everyone today?

  433. Yes, this is old by now, but everyone go to Google maps, go to “Get Directions,” type in “From: New York, New York To: Paris, France.” Then have a good laugh.

  434. random crap post for… 450th?

  435. dfgdfgdfgdgdgdfg

  436. yea matrix, thats what i was saying lol

  437. Wow, this is the scariest **** I’ve ever seen.

  438. m mm

  439. I’m going with 450 now

  440. lawllalwlawlalwlawlalwlalwla

  441. man 150 posts in 1 minutes

  442. test

  443. why is it weird now?

  444. i would crack up if the server just died.

  445. CHUNLKY CHEESE SDHFkhsdklf

  446. yay no wordpress

  447. I enjoy posting in comments.

  448. so quick

  449. uggghh, doesnt even let me comment.nooooooooo!!!!

  450. yaya

  451. HIIII

  452. blah1234

  453. Sooo im on this shirt for all who want to know..

  454. Wow fast

  455. this is taking too long

  456. looks like there is only 20 people trying to do this….lol…all the better

  457. Old

  458. this is a gay contest

  459. LOL extremely fast :O

  460. hoshit, its gonna get crazy around 800….

  461. ezxczxcxzfwefwefwefwef

  462. halfway, only a couple more minutes.

  463. cows

  464. 451get?

  465. Johnny Quest thinks we’re sellouts, sellouts.

  466. Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
    `Sir,’ said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
    That I scarce was sure I heard you’ – here I opened wide the door; -
    Darkness there, and nothing more.

  467. Synth changed the timer from 15 seconds to 1 second.

  468. gahhh

  469. 500

  470. post?

  471. I WANT AN FFR SHIRT TO SHOW OFF MY NERDINESS

  472. If you can read this, you are probably WAY BEHIND

  473. 500

  474. This should take 8.3 minutes.

  475. im hungry

  476. Let’s get the shirt O.o

  477. wow fast

  478. Happy Birthday!

  479. faster

  480. dfgedgdfgdfg

  481. anyone have the time?

  482. sideside

  483. lol that would be funny xD

  484. sdjfasdf

  485. this is much less fun than if people were actually typing things.

  486. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
    But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!’
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!’
    Merely this and nothing more.

  487. Almost halfway.

  488. Ill never win. Good luck

  489. i will win

  490. yeah well if i win im gunna donate my shirt to charity

  491. UISDHG K JEHIL SDIJ This is freakin crazy

    You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

  492. there’s no way i’m gonna get this

  493. anyone see that google where they tried to convince people to put something down a toilet or somethin …

  494. i want it

  495. jseus that jumped

    485

  496. Almost 500

  497. asdadasdasd

  498. wah

  499. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE I NEED, IM TIRED AND IM COLD AND I WANT TO GO TO BED

    BUT THERE’S NO ONE HERE TO TUCK ME IN SO THIS SHOT GUN WILL INSTEAD!!!!!

  500. I LIKE PORN!!!!!

  501. Johnny Quest thinks we’re selling out, selling out!

  502. shirt for me

  503. cows1

  504. 500

  505. its not taking long.

  506. this is intense craziness

    :D

  507. free t shirts are yummmy

  508. crazy ^^

  509. wait till it gets to like 900

  510. getting fast

  511. What is love?

  512. ^>^ lemme win

  513. im gonna try i need this shirt

  514. lol

  515. please let me win

  516. post

  517. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
    `Surely,’ said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
    ‘Tis the wind and nothing more!’

  518. OH LOOK! A TOKEN IN POST NUMBER 27!!

  519. lalalalalala

  520. TAKES FOREVER TO POST

  521. look at dem posts go!

  522. 500?

  523. lalal

  524. lol winning

  525. rofl i was 1 off

  526. Apple saucesage

  527. AHHHH WP keeps messing with meeeeee =[

  528. i want the t shirt alot

  529. ows2

  530. 500

  531. 500?

  532. I WANT TACO

  533. scds

  534. Rofl at Maggot164

  535. lodod

  536. Very nice idea. How was it decided to put who’s names on the shirt? Top 10000 players or something? Well then, that counts me out :(

  537. HELLO

  538. where are we at when i post this lol 400?

  539. Hahahaha funny story about that… you know, I went to the bathroom this one time, and… oh wait, I forgot it. Anyway, the punchline is, “TP? I thought that stood for Turn and Pull!”

  540. …….yup

  541. i cant find the bloody scroll bar anymore! lollollol!

  542. xquizit

  543. wow that’s fasttttttttttt

  544. I think, I think I know it all!!!

  545. last time i tried putting something down a toilet i didnt see it again for another month

  546. i don’t think im going to win

  547. 540

  548. my friend played orse the other day and got a 666 combo. it was freaky. oh god im posting too fast. i want to be post 1000zorz

  549. 547

  550. Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
    Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
    Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

  551. oh gawd i n eed it

  552. gee wilickers

  553. omg

  554. this is starting to go up fast

  555. lakjfds

  556. they should have made it something that takes skill though :/

  557. crazy crazy!!!

  558. haha winnin

  559. almost there

  560. I’m really glad a stuck around, I was planning on coming back in an hour

  561. 600!!!!hope

  562. predictability in non-scientifi

  563. 600

  564. I wanna win

  565. Ill give it 3 more minutes

  566. 600

  567. i wanna win waaaaaa 520

  568. I WANT THAT SHIRT SO BADDDDDDD

  569. OMG THAT JUMPED

  570. post 1k GET!

  571. wow

  572. Oh noes, into the 600s?

  573. I bet we go from 900 to 1000 in about 17 seconds

  574. WILL FLASH FLASH FOR T-SHIRT!

  575. wow getting closer

  576. im hungry and tireddddd

  577. i want the t shirt more than anyone

  578. SYNTHLIGHT, THANK YOU FOR REMOVING THE 15 SEC LIMIT AND I HOPE WE AREN’T LAGGING THE SERVER ^^

  579. ROFL

  580. i hate that thing that says im posting tooo fast

  581. now its 600

  582. post number 522

  583. win

  584. lol

  585. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
    `Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,’ I said, `art sure no craven.
    Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!’
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

  586. *poops on monitor* xD

  587. k done

  588. the site is going to die haha

  589. Not much more to go

  590. 615?

  591. not much more to go!

  592. this page is starting to lag

  593. Wow, I’m so scared right now it’s not even funny anymore. My heart is racing.

  594. 600

  595. POST 1000? Oh wait…

  596. meh

  597. Closer…..

  598. hahahah so many ppl are tryin to win it

  599. too many people, im not gonna get it =(

  600. im not gonna win

  601. that shirt will match my underwear nah j/k i just want it like so so so bad

  602. # 2.6 Randomness versus unpredictability

  603. 557!!!:P
    LOL
    i’ll be back!!!!

  604. IT HAS MY NAME ON IT!!!

  605. 650

  606. Haha neither of you were 600.. I’m guessing 635

  607. I bet the server is lagged up the ass…

  608. that was crappy

    600 again!!!

  609. i want the t shirt man

  610. omg this is killing me.
    D:

  611. WOW 600?

  612. on our way to 1k…~

  613. im gunna win heheheh

    as long as worpress doesnt come up like it hasnt been thank the heavans for that to

  614. sasdasda

  615. on our way to 1k…~

  616. Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
    Though its answer little meaning – little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
    Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
    With such name as `Nevermore.’

  617. hmmmmm

  618. 611

  619. This is going to be insane at like 800….

  620. Pasta bro.

  621. I like to eat pie.

  622. wow way fast.

  623. happy happy joyjoy

  624. Once upon a time, there were four little rabbits…

  625. lol yeah theres a good game guess what number your next post will be XD hmmmm 643 =)

  626. almost 600

  627. I think saying you want to win is pretty irrelevant, seeing as though everyone posting obviously wants to win

  628. Spaz’s House Destruction Party.
    If you were crazy enought to make the house destruction party,
    then you know you’re lucky that you lived!

  629. MNAN 400 TO GO!!!

  630. tasty

  631. i call six six six comment

  632. shirt,shirt, shirt!!!!!!!!11

  633. WOOOW its at 600!

  634. Yum, candy from Easter a year ago…

  635. LINK TO TOKEN IN POST 351

  636. I WANT THAT SHIRT!

  637. I WIN!!!!

  638. LOL

  639. me

  640. 656?

  641. it’s getting there

  642. come on im going to win its like 1 out of 2000

  643. I HATE YOU SOCIETY

  644. 643

  645. word

  646. winner

  647. But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
    That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
    Nothing further then he uttered – not a feather then he fluttered -
    Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
    On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.’
    Then the bird said, `Nevermore.’

  648. 666

  649. 643.

  650. crazy crazy!!! look at it goooo!

  651. superman lives!

  652. blah

  653. haha this is fun

  654. KEEP POSTING POST POST POST POST PSOT

  655. wow

  656. now why would you poop on your monitor knivesthekiller… thats just silly

  657. wow no error for that one, so THIS must be comment 1000

  658. Wow, we’re getting really close really fast! I sure do hope I win!

  659. *SERVER OVERLOAD*

  660. I win.

  661. random post…

  662. WOW ITS GOING FAST

  663. 6666

  664. 648

  665. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT_SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

  666. 700ish

  667. postin
    1

  668. 1000th? I win?

  669. this is goin fast

  670. toasting for bread

  671. this is stupid but fun

  672. oh wow

  673. 683

  674. this is really really hard

  675. I’m bored so let’s see where the post count has gotten thus far.

  676. poster

  677. did i win yet?

  678. i hope i win lmao

  679. SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE v

  680. i’m stoked for this 8)

  681. hmm I think I;m comment 697

  682. 666

  683. soco

  684. Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
    `Doubtless,’ said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
    Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
    Of “Never-nevermore.”‘

  685. boo boo

  686. lol this is going tooo fast.

  687. gogogog

  688. that shirt is amazing.

  689. neehhh

  690. I HOPE I WILL WIN

  691. WOW LAGGY SERVER

  692. I WANNA WIN THAT SHIRT :D or ill just buy one later :P

  693. 700

  694. rofl i got the 666th post XD

  695. me win

  696. 712

  697. I’m only rank 9900

    ****!

  698. LOL HOOCHAN IS 666!!
    Way to go, buddy

  699. hoochan wins Satan.

  700. purplepopcorn liez about the token in post 351

  701. Wow I wasn’t even close

  702. v.. for vendetta that is.

  703. Underground network, alternative communication!

  704. asggggggggggggggggggggjarrrrrrrrrrrr

  705. fui

  706. i win

  707. I WILL FLASH FLASH FOR T-SHIRT! (not that stupid)

  708. almost there.

  709. 687

  710. jesus

  711. 666.
    # hoochan Says:
    April 11th, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    6666

  712. i wanna win more than anyone in the WORLD

  713. I WANT TO WIN SO BADDDDDDD

  714. But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
    Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
    Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
    What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
    Meant in croaking `Nevermore.’

  715. lsdfjalkdsfa

  716. omg im about to pee my pants just waiting.

  717. GETTTTTTTT 1KKKKK

  718. GETTTTTTTT 1KKKKK

  719. GETTTTTTTT 1KKKKK

  720. Wow!!!!

  721. Go go gooooooooooooo

  722. Computer…..Don’t freeze up on me now

  723. I make it rain (I make it rain)
    I make it rain on them hoes!

  724. mwahaha

  725. fue

  726. This made my browser explode.

  727. 725

  728. I’m waiting 30 seconds with this one….

  729. sdasdasdasd

  730. OMG TOO MANY PPLZ GET AWAY FROM MY 1000th NEWS POST

  731. 739

  732. i wanna win cuz i have fins and i dont drink jin because it feels like clothes pins

  733. no one will win

  734. i wanna win cuz i have fins and i dont drink jin because it feels like clothes pins

  735. ALMOST 800

  736. time to win

  737. 685

  738. I’M GOING TO SEND YOU ALL A VIRUS SO I’LL BE HE ONLY ONE WHO POST ^^MUAHAHAHAHA

  739. 715

  740. This is going to pwn.

  741. moo

  742. 700!!!!!!!!!

  743. I will win in approximately 2min 24seconds.

  744. 755

  745. DANG, SO CLOSE.

  746. 300 more

  747. so close………..

  748. Heh…the comments are getting loaded 5 minutes after the time on my clock…talk about overloading the server…

  749. Wow I was 598 now I’m at 704…

  750. WIN WIN WIN WINW

  751. 720

  752. BWAHAHAHA! We are back with yet another FFR Spontaneous Contest! I promised this one is going to be easy and I will not dissapoint. It will NOT require a camera or special skills. You won’t need to involve your parents or food. For this spontaneous contest you will need to do only one thing, reply to this news story.

    You heard me right, it’s just that easy! THE 1000th response to this news story will get our newest shirt delivered right to your door. It will be the very first shirt printed and I will sign this shirt myself with my horrible signature and deliver it to your door for absolutely no cost. You can respond as many times as you want in the news story (that should make it interesting). I only ask that you try to respond respond with real words. Lets make it something interesting to read.

    So what are you waiting for!? No excuses! Get to responding! I attached a picture of these shirts for you below. The shirt contains the top 1000 players as of last week and has printing on both the front and back of the shirt

  753. wow.

  754. This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
    To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er,
    But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,
    She shall press, ah, nevermore!

  755. maybe this time ill be 723

  756. im guessin 745

  757. maaaaaaan were nearly there! a few more minutes! maybe not even that!

  758. postinagain

  759. dude this is almost over

  760. this is the first contest i took part in!

  761. I’m going to win! I can feel it!

  762. THIS IS GETTING FUN

  763. OMG SOOO CLOSE

  764. i sooooo need to win this T shirt

    help me

  765. DAMN I WAS SOOOOO CLOSE

  766. 725

  767. no one will win1

  768. me have to win?

  769. wow…POOP

  770. HAHAHA NICE TRIPLE POST DDR MIKE

  771. OMG ITS GOING SO FAST

  772. glad

  773. This will be over faster then i thought XD

  774. eek

  775. my shirt

  776. WOW my comp might lag out on me :P with all these posts and reloading this page :P

  777. WOAHAHAHAaaa

  778. 714

  779. GOGOGOGOGOGO

  780. dude

  781. people are way off in their numbers

  782. Why do you take it all?
    Why do I beg for more?
    I never thought this is how I’d hit the floor!

  783. go america

  784. bam

  785. 800

  786. this is heatin up

  787. people are slowing down to see how fast it’s going

  788. Come on i wanna win… everyone who lets me win gets a prize of…nothing

  789. rawrrrrrr

  790. bad

  791. Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
    Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    `Wretch,’ I cried, `thy God hath lent thee – by these angels he has sent thee
    Respite – respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
    Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!’
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

  792. Woot, getting close

  793. 1000

  794. kjsdffff we are so close im afraid to post

  795. 836

  796. omgz

  797. holy shyt

  798. Getting down to the last couple HUNDRED which will fly by like that.

  799. this is going crazy fast.

  800. z0mg

  801. WOOT im gonna win

  802. it won’t post, so i click it, then it posts two in a row. :o

  803. OMG I WONT WIN THIS

  804. I’m on the HIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL

  805. Poop!

  806. it won’t post, so i click it, then it posts two in a row. :o

  807. it won’t post, so i click it, then it posts two in a row. :o

  808. it won’t post, so i click it, then it posts two in a row. :o

  809. it won’t post, so i click it, then it posts two in a row. :o

  810. Whoa, 30 is too long, lets do 10.

  811. Haha, might as well give up! I’ve got this one in the bag!

  812. WE’RE GETTING THERE
    :P

  813. You heard me right, it’s just that easy! THE 1000th response to this news story will get our newest shirt delivered right to your door. It will be the very first shirt printed and I will sign this shirt myself with my horrible signature and deliver it to your door for absolutely no cost. You can respond as many times as you want in the news story (that should make it interesting). I only ask that you try to respond respond with real words. Lets make it something interesting to read.

    So what are you waiting for!? No excuses! Get to responding! I attached a picture of these shirts for you below. The shirt contains the top 1000 players as of last week and has printing on both the front and back of the shirt

  814. AHAHHHHHHHHHGOTTA WIN

  815. how about 786

  816. n m ,

  817. oh my god, so many ppl

  818. im gunna end up being 1001 i know it u.u

  819. SO CLOSE OMG.
    *pees pants*

  820. `Prophet!’ said I, `thing of evil! – prophet still, if bird or devil! -
    Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
    On this home by horror haunted – tell me truly, I implore -
    Is there – is there balm in Gilead? – tell me – tell me, I implore!’
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

  821. SO

  822. thought there’d be more entries than this does anyone REALLY want that shirt?

  823. HOLY CRAP GO!

  824. had

  825. really really fast

  826. I would laugh so hard if Synth took out all of the one word posts so that we were back to 300 or something.

  827. soooooo tense! my heart is beating loud!

  828. winnnnn winnn

  829. yay i got 800th

  830. lololol

  831. is it sparta?

  832. 802

  833. CLOSE

  834. GOT AN IDEA!!!! 1000TH POST!

  835. hahahah

  836. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  837. HOLY CRAP

  838. rofl at mike

  839. Ingredients: Sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate liquor, milk powder, lactose (mild), soy lecithin and PGPR (emulsifiers), salt.

  840. IM GONNA WIN THIS SHIRT

  841. too anxious..

  842. hows everyone doin

  843. asdasdasdasd

  844. OH GOD POST

  845. I will win.

  846. =D I’m on that shirt xD

  847. dont read the long posts
    its a nasty ploy to get you to stop posting and then miss your opportunity at 1000

  848. llalaa

  849. poo

  850. this rocks

  851. Do I win?

  852. i’M GONNA END UP LIKE 999

  853. 843 I hope

  854. im so close!!!!!

  855. winner

  856. whoever gets this is going to be a stupid noob that doesn’t even play

  857. me me me me please!

  858. OMG!!!!! SO CLOSE!!! aaaaaaaaah!!

  859. 845

  860. gdshasha

  861. soooo excited

  862. maybe ill win this shirt?

  863. 1k

  864. now this is just insane how fast its going

  865. i nneeeeeeedddd to win this

    heeeelllpp

  866. a few more minutes??

  867. next post is 1000

  868. THIS IS GOING BY SO F****** FAST!

  869. goo

  870. MUST GET 1000!

  871. I can feel the pressure through my computer screen

  872. that time it did 5 in a row. :’(

  873. *EDIT* – If I keep finding you page stretch, you will be banned.

  874. oh dang that would suck

  875. Your tears don’t fall, they crash around me!

  876. nigga im gon win

  877. I must win this.

  878. 900s?

  879. a couple more to go!!

  880. 800 somthing

  881. wow it went up 100

  882. is it sparta?f

  883. mabey

  884. omgomgomgomg
    *keeps posting*

  885. `Prophet!’ said I, `thing of evil! – prophet still, if bird or devil!
    By that Heaven that bends above us – by that God we both adore -
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
    Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?’
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

  886. 0.0

  887. HEY!

  888. jdfjg

  889. I want that shirt so bad! I hope my name is on it!

  890. hhf

  891. hfds

  892. hi

  893. helphelphelp

  894. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  895. OH COME ON PPL

  896. very soon

  897. lag lag. ill talk about what i ate today. I woke up and had a butterfinger then a pop tart then aburriot for lunch. then for dinner more pop tarts. mm

  898. Oh boy…that time my comment actually got in…amazing. Anyway, I would totally wear this shirt to school. >__>

  899. Better be in the 900′s with this…….

  900. this is insane xD

  901. 1000

  902. Ahhhhh going so fast!

  903. :)
    I hope I win

  904. im not gunna win lmao hahahahaha

  905. Boogie.

  906. I guess I’m 854

    // You are posting comments too quickly! Slow down!

  907. blahblasdfjalsdkfjalskdfjalsdf omg i wanna win

  908. whats for dinner mom?

  909. lol crazyness

  910. i want this shirt

  911. THIS IS SPARTA 903

  912. zOMG yeah I know BlackHawk, stupid noob

  913. Yo!

  914. nigga im gon win yo

  915. so close

  916. FFR SHIRT FFR SHIRT, I AM A LITTLE LAD WHO WANTS AN FFR SHIRT!

  917. woahhh so fast

  918. me!

  919. gape

  920. OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG xD

  921. I WILL FLASH FLASH FOR T-SHIRT! XD

  922. I’M THE 1000 TO POST

  923. oh noes

  924. I win!

  925. I WIN??????

  926. 100
    0

  927. GOING FOR IT

  928. `Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!’ I shrieked upstarting -
    `Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken! – quit the bust above my door!
    Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!’
    Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.’

  929. eeeeeeeeeeeee

  930. ueruejj

  931. post

  932. lol internet

  933. TESTING

  934. hi to whoever is reading back over this! =D
    sorry poor little ffr server, you didnt see this coming did yuo! =( Hopefully 1000! =D

  935. psycho killa!

  936. 900 iidk im gunna try to win in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

  937. hi

  938. this where to post?

  939. i’m it???

  940. SO CLOSE!!!!!!!

  941. less than 80 left lol

  942. come on

  943. oh crap

  944. very soon…i wanna win

  945. pick me

  946. lol internet

  947. Must…have…shirt….AHHH!

  948. The Music I Listened to while waiting.

    Through The Gates – Dimrain47
    Feel Good Inc. Gorillaz
    Dancing For Rain – Rise Against
    Snow – Torley Wong
    Professional Crastination – NoFX
    The Kids Aren’t Alright – Evergreen Terrace

    Win?

  949. COME ON LOL I WANT THIS SHIRT.

  950. post
    to be safe

  951. AAHH 1000

  952. no i win

  953. 1000th

  954. GAWH!!

  955. OH NOEZ

  956. NINJA!!

  957. i win

  958. Posting.

  959. Oh emm, geeeeeeee

  960. And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
    And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
    And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted – nevermore!

  961. WIN NOW!!!!

  962. omg

  963. zomg in the 900s now, I hope I win this.

  964. OMG asldkfjsldkfj

  965. you know that its up to 10000 rightXD

  966. bleh

  967. Flash Flash Revolution 2007

  968. I think I might win

  969. 1000

  970. Holy moly

  971. getting closer! I think I’m 1000.

  972. FFR SHIRT FFR SHIRT, I AM A LITTLE LAD WHO WANTS AN FFR SHIRT!!!!

  973. LETS WIN

  974. fjsdlfjsd Wow. I love that shirt. Can we respond more than once?

  975. rawr pl0x

  976. wow, almost there

  977. ME SHIRT

  978. FUUUUUUUUtcCK

  979. wait for it

  980. this page is like borken!

  981. nonononon

  982. 1000!!!!!!!!!!

  983. this is CRAAAZZZZYYYYY INSANE Jfkdaljfdasfdka xD

  984. hasf

  985. juggalo ridaz

  986. aww shit! If you’d ever plan on going downtown with your friend, now is NOT the time.

  987. GOT IT!

  988. WIN!

  989. MEEE

  990. qfwdfsdcsdfsdfdfsdf

  991. 1

  992. blehhhhhh

  993. poop! 1000!?!?!?!?! =D

  994. wow

  995. 1000 feeling it

  996. 1000? i win

  997. gloat

  998. OMFG

  999. Woah! Maybe I’ll be a thousand…

    But I can fly a plane, have 13 hours, AND can play Stepmania. What a guy I am…:)

  1000. lol internet.

  1001. yya

  1002. let’s give this another whack eh?

  1003. POST DARN YOU!

  1004. there

  1005. grace is so amazing!
    Oh, cursive is so cool!

  1006. Oh! It’s so close!

  1007. i want that shirt!

  1008. GAH OMG

  1009. maybe??

  1010. omg

  1011. I ARE TEH WINNER!

  1012. well making it 1000 posts is fun watching ppl making spam responses to get the post count higher

  1013. g

  1014. dang 3 off! XD

  1015. Go Go Power Rangers!!!

  1016. WIN

  1017. WHATS IT AT? IM LAGGED

  1018. MEMEME

  1019. no i winasdafdg now

  1020. k

  1021. ME WINNNN

  1022. 6

  1023. damn i lost

  1024. jdasklgf shirt

  1025. no

  1026. FFR DIED

  1027. blah

  1028. wfwefwefw

  1029. :)
    I hope I hardcorely win

  1030. 1000th post

  1031. getting closer! I think I’m 1000th

  1032. Holy crap

  1033. 1000!

  1034. blehsdasdas

  1035. rawr I dont win

  1036. YES I WILL WIN!!

  1037. post

  1038. lol win.

  1039. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll in the center of the tootsie pop?

    I dunno, that’s why I asked you.

  1040. damn i lost
    aa

  1041. omg me!! plzz

  1042. NOOOOOOOOO

  1043. PLZ LET ME WIN!

  1044. NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYY

  1045. OH MY GOD COME ON LOL I WANT THIS SHIRT

  1046. t-shirt please

  1047. 1000

  1048. HOLY ITS ALMOST 1000

  1049. SO CLOSE!!!!!!!!

  1050. Please let this be 1000!!!

  1051. Oh my gooooodness

  1052. nooo it’s over, akuma won

  1053. dang two away

  1054. its over xD

  1055. shirt

  1056. oh ffr gods… :P

  1057. hi people

  1058. I don’t have anything to say, but here’s another comment.

  1059. How close or did I miss it

  1060. oh noessss

  1061. 999.
    # abyss05 Says:
    April 11th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    1000 feeling it

    almost

  1062. Wow, slow down

  1063. ahhhh

  1064. wow

  1065. post
    to be safe
    cfggfh

  1066. omg lol

  1067. DAMN IT GO DIE

  1068. OMG I WANT THAT SHIRT. :(

  1069. 1001 son of a b**ch

  1070. omg.
    *shits pants*
    46 off.

  1071. NINE AWAY?!?
    WHAT?!?!

  1072. mine

  1073. well done moo =(

  1074. wow this whole thing lagged for like 2 minutes for me and my post wasn’t supposed to take THAT long.

  1075. hellooo

  1076. OMFGh

  1077. goooo

  1078. man this shit is crazy, i just want in the contest

  1079. Damn

  1080. DANG IT I LOST

  1081. NOOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOOHHOhohO,asdgnlkahsdg

    blah blah…..

  1082. AHHH OMG caps filter

    MOO HOW DID YOU

  1083. winner

  1084. congrats i guess xD

  1085. NOOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOOHHOhohO,asdgnlkahsdg

    blah blah….. 10019

  1086. Heyy guys guess who wins the ONE OFF AWARD?

  1087. NOOOOHOOOOHOOHOOOHOOHHOhohO,asdgnlkahsdg

    blah blah….. 1019

  1088. Stupid…freaking….lag….I hate you…so much

  1089. hellooo did i win?

  1090. post!

  1091. damn!

  1092. DAMN, ARRIVED 991 POST

  1093. congrats to moo

  1094. i woulda had it but my comp froze. i saw 979 and was gonna do stuff lol.

  1095. LoL Just missed it

    i totally had 990, lmao

    at least i said something other than “1000!!!” or “asdfasdfasdflkasdjf;” thats worth something right?

  1096. way to go -Moo-

  1097. and the lucky # 1000 is…..-Moo_! congratulations

  1098. unicorns are pretty

  1099. i win the one off award

  1100. 14 off… T.T

  1101. I’m suprised they don’t have “Shashakiro” in big letters on the shirt

    By the by, I win the “Comment window doesn’t ****ing load award”

  1102. cool this sucks, 999…

  1103. LOL GOOD JOB MOO, HOW MUCH DO YOU SELL THAT T-SHIRT? XD

  1104. I WAS 1002!!! GAWH I knew it!!! >.

  1105. i win the two off award

  1106. the way things went here i think synth would make a hell of a lot of money auctioning off anotehr of these shirts! xD

  1107. dammit my comp wuldnt load the page until now……………………..

  1108. aww, i’m sad :(

    stupid comp kept freezing

  1109. I was only nine away!!! If only my compy and the ffr server could have been a wee bit faster…GAH!

  1110. i was 998

  1111. lets go to 2000

  1112. Sucks too be 999…..or 1001

  1113. synth i was one off, show some sympathy..

  1114. lol lol lol im gonna go in the corner now :(

  1115. how bout 1st place gets the new t-shirt and the two people before him get old ones… o well it was worth a try

  1116. lol do u need a pms xD

  1117. hahaha i beat you alll by getting way more that 1000

    hahahaha shame

    just kidding

  1118. Moo?
    Do you like cows or something?

  1119. lol 3 sucks! 3 under too! so if i played it a little bit later i could have won =( i was like :O

  1120. I’d buy it, buy maybe next year.

  1121. MI4 REAL said:
    “Comment window doesn’t ****ing load award”

    i know what u mean i posted 3 times and it didnt show up. i wouldve been in the 1010′s at least if the Word Press “slow ur fucking ass down” screen wouldnt have come up.

  1122. abyss05 was closest without going over.

  1123. same o lame o

  1124. wow a shirt with my name on it i think… iam 370 rank

    i need it

  1125. I love how all of the comments slowed down SPONTANEOUSLY.

    Congrats -Moo-

  1126. beddy time now guys, nighty night

  1127. Gooooooo for 2000!

  1128. i wanna get 2000

  1129. I’d buy a t shirt, but I’m not very good yet, so I’d feel noob-ish wearing it. A friend of mine has one though, but he’s WAY better than me.

  1130. there ain’t no bugs on me. :(

  1131. am i the only one still posting in tis thread ?!?!

  1132. GOGOGO!

  1133. hardly anyone is postin anymore

  1134. why owuld we go to 2000 we dont get anything

  1135. lets keep posting for sum reason

  1136. I wanted a t-shirt…
    Time for plan B.
    Synthie, I love you!

  1137. yeah but 2000 would still be awesome

  1138. so guys…

  1139. awesome contest…too bad I’m too late…at least my name’s on the shirt. :P

  1140. i dont think we would make it though

    everyone has left

  1141. i guess someone should give us sumthin

  1142. i’ll keep posting

  1143. where is this -Moo- ?

  1144. Hey, am I on that shirt?

  1145. good let them leave

  1146. Well, I’m gonna go.

  1147. my god that was fast like 30 min for 1000

  1148. See how long this can go. Even with a winner…..

  1149. Interesting.

  1150. 2000!!! yay

  1151. I lost… but congratulations to -Moo-

  1152. ok i will give a cookie to who ever get 2000

  1153. ima gonna keep posting aswell

  1154. congrats to moo.

  1155. seach it up!

  1156. almost at 1200 haha

  1157. 2000 clap clap clap 2000 clap clap clap 2000 clap clap clap

    yay 2000

    Let’s GOGOGO

  1158. i still can’t get over that i was the 1001 post

  1159. i those shirts for sale yet ro are they not going to sell them until later on and damnit i should have got in the top 1000 last week to be on it but no i still have 40 mil more points to go befor eim in the topn 1000

  1160. going to 2000?

  1161. come on we can do it

  1162. going to try

  1163. Wow … that shirt is kicka’ss … I think I’m going to buy it just because I’m on it AND it’s a cool design

  1164. me wanted a shirt :(

  1165. yha go to 5000!
    if u can=p

  1166. lol 1005. I tried to type fast and mispelled what I was going to say, lol.

  1167. lol

  1168. damnit how much are the t-shits ill buy one myself!>=|

  1169. this will take longer cuz no one knows about it someone go make a pointless thread that syas post to 2000 so it will be locked and everyone will say fail and or inb4 lock haha

  1170. Cool shirt design, btw. If only it had my name on it xD

  1171. 5000 haha no way

  1172. i can post 15 post a min i would have got it!

  1173. I gotta but this shirt! Put it up in the store NOW!

  1174. GOD MOTHER FUUCKING DAMNIt I WAS POSTING IN THE Wrong SPOT

  1175. if i played for like 1 hours more each day last wekk i would have been on the shirt

  1176. pretty nice shirt, my name would be on it how cool lol =)

  1177. ok then go 2 1500ish then

  1178. Man, those were some cool shirts, but by the time I saw it, the comments were already at 1170.

    Nice job on ths shirts, though. :)

  1179. TK_demon Says:
    April 11th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    GOD MOTHER FUUCKING DAMNIt I WAS POSTING IN THE Wrong SPOT

    lol!XD

  1180. this is so slow

  1181. wth i couldnt even post just a minute ago!!!

  1182. yha im going to go to 10:00pm est time!XD
    im not going to stop1

  1183. iu want to be post #1200

  1184. est time is the best time

  1185. at least an hour

  1186. damn right!

  1187. im bord

  1188. lol

  1189. where do u live

  1190. wher is ever body?

  1191. ohio
    i posted something on ur account

  1192. Wow Im on the shirt rofl XD

  1193. sammo i posted something on ur accunt

  1194. 1199

  1195. on my 6ps!pms account

  1196. DUDE! the new shirt has my name right at the head of the guy. Awesome. lol.

  1197. pms

  1198. haha

  1199. :|

  1200. londonderry nh

  1201. im going to 10:00 est

  1202. asdfjkl;

  1203. …….ll.lknnkjj

  1204. uihdijfhakjsd

  1205. come on ppl post

  1206. post!!!!!!!!!!
    drink a red bull!

  1207. lol?

  1208. im bord!?!?

  1209. >=/

  1210. _!>=/!_

  1211. =?

  1212. =/

  1213. ???????!!!

  1214. hello?!

  1215. damn this is fast

  1216. i would have had that t-shirt!>=/

  1217. so damn easy!

  1218. whear is everybody?

  1219. sigh*

  1220. bord now

  1221. wtf?!

  1222. i want it

  1223. ok if nobody els is going to post nether am i

  1224. ill be back tomorrow

  1225. 2000 yea right hahah

  1226. 75 posts between 7:36 and 7:37. People really want those shirts, don’t they?

    btw who was 1000th on the list when the shirt was made?

  1227. is my name on there lol.

  1228. lol me too.

  1229. 1233!

    WOO!

  1230. Oh…I guess I was 1234…Which is ever cooler.

  1231. Ugh, they always tell us the exact time of these contests a really short time before when they actually are going to start, and I missed yet another one…and this one, I really would have liked to participate in, and the prize would really have meant a lot to me, also. :(

  1232. 1236 sooo close just 794 posts to go

  1233. i guess i missed otu on this contest because i was doing homework. that sucks.

  1234. WOW amazing shirt!!! i hope you guys have 1000+ of these cause they will sell

  1235. Smeeh, i must get into the top 1000 so i can be on that frickin awesome shirt :D

  1236. cool my name is on a shirt =)

  1237. woooot I really want that shirt!

  1238. that shirt is sickk. i love it. im at 1585 rank. it would be cool if i had a shirt with my username on it somewhere. a question, will you be making new shirts from time to time with the recent top 1000?? or is this the only one?

  1239. when were the names put on that shirt? I can’t tell whether I’m on it, and have only recently crossed the threshold into 1000ness.

  1240. i feel sorry for the guy who posted 999 OR 1001 lol..

  1241. hahaha, i have to buy that t-shirt, it has my name on it

  1242. yes! my name is on that shirt i think!!!

  1243. My name is on the top row of that shirt.:)

  1244. 1000?!?!?!

    Man,if I would’ve known the top 1000 got their name on a shirt,I would haveplayed more ;__;.

  1245. RAWR

  1246. now you should ban everyone who has spammed to get the count higher for spamming, that would be awesome

  1247. i should be on the shirt ive been in the top thousand since march 9th.. u think im on it.. i dont really care if my name is glowing on the ass of the shirt i hope its on there lol

  1248. Aww crap, I’m always to late for those contests. >_

  1249. im gona be on that t-shirt one day
    id rather be on it that hae it,kind of:/
    sry for spamming il stop

  1250. AWwwww… *sniff* I really wanted that t-shirt.

  1251. im on top of the list on the shirt lol!

  1252. Officially the most posts ever on a news story…

  1253. a vxdx quote should appear on a shirt

  1254. damnit, if i stuck with 1 account, i woulda been on that shirt. -.-

  1255. sfsdf

  1256. ROFLCOPTER.

  1257. Synth, you truely are evil…

  1258. Yeah nice posting.

  1259. And i’m printed on the shirt ? lol.

  1260. I forgot to say thx and sry for triple post =D=D i’m so happy.

  1261. man i love this shirt!

  1262. im buying it AS SOON AS IT COMES OUT!
    just becuse it has my name on it ^.^

  1263. tokens tokens tokens

  1264. I see me on the close up. :]

  1265. 1st

  1266. hey 1000th

  1267. わああああいい

  1268. Bah, I can’t believe I missed this contest.

  1269. hah

  1270. token

  1271. arg…where is the darn token

  1272. yea this isnt close to 2000haha

  1273. i cant find it

  1274. I was too busy whoring FFR songs and completely missed this.

    =(

  1275. 1280!!! pwnt!

  1276. close to 1300 dummys :p

  1277. so that means that i will have to do this about 800 more times?

  1278. how long will this take?

  1279. errrrrr

  1280. ummmm

  1281. i cant find the 13 token

  1282. yay. i’m on the shirt!

  1283. i cant find the token

  1284. I really like the shirt idea.

    =]

    Congrats.

  1285. OMG 1290 POSTS HERE!!!

  1286. lol

  1287. ieee

  1288. token…

  1289. shut up

  1290. yay

  1291. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

  1292. YEA! I WIN!

    no, but still, That’s strange that -moo- got the 2nd and 1000th comments!

  1293. token?

  1294. post yay.. =p

  1295. *sigh* Waahhh

  1296. rats 300 off :D

  1297. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

  1298. can’t he sell them?

  1299. 13xx

  1300. damn 83 positions away from being on the shirt /cry

  1301. bwhahahahaha

  1302. WHO WANTS TO GET ME THAT SHIRT? :0

  1303. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

    i dont think this will work=[

  1304. lol

  1305. I JUS READ DIS I COULDA GOTTEN A SHIRT !!!:’(!!! n guess wa…LOOK IN THE WHITE AND U SEE MY NAME THERE!! !LMAO!!! =D…PuRoDoMiNiCaNo!!!!every1 search for it in the close up near the head

  1306. Cool, my username is on there. :)

  1307. 1312 WOOHOO!

  1308. ummmm token?

  1309. -.-

  1310. BWAHAHAHAHA!! I love evil laughs :)

  1311. My name is on that T-Shirt 0.0!!!!!!!!!!
    P.S. 1316th

  1312. token plz

  1313. I’m sry but Zprime128 shouldn’t be there =(

    Anyways yay I see my name =D

  1314. first to 2000 wins 1000 credits from me i swear!

  1315. ME: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

    YOU: These aren’t the droids we’re looking for.

  1316. omg! I’m on the shirt!!!!

  1317. nice 1300+ comments.

  1318. i’ve recently noticed many new moos we should all fight to the death to seek the original

  1319. Token? :?

  1320. Cool, my name will be on the shirt. :) I’ll have to consider getting one because of that.

  1321. lol, so will the other top 999 users..

  1322. *dawdles*

  1323. yay my name is on that shirt too! moo better remember me.

  1324. uh, token?

  1325. hah

  1326. that sexy. man….im only 13,000…i gotta get better.

  1327. 1337

  1328. 1337…..

  1329. more 1337

  1330. close

  1331. soon

  1332. 1337 IS MINE ALL MINE!!!

  1333. First person who has the post #2,000 gets 1,000 Credits

  1334. lies

  1335. Leet should have been mine, give it to me.

  1336. Dam i missed it

  1337. Well I went over 1000…

  1338. 1000 PLZ!!!

  1339. DAMN SO CLOSE

  1340. Close? YEAH RIGHT, late by a few hours there Suta :P

  1341. damn that shirt is sick

  1342. BWAHAHAHA!

  1343. im i allitle late?

  1344. Laaaawlll my name is on it – Froston wooooot

  1345. 1350 yes!!!

  1346. zczc

  1347. GIMME TOKEN!! =(

  1348. i wana t shirt but soon i will be in the top 1000 hopefully so maybe i will be on the next shirt

  1349. BWAHAHAHA!

  1350. SHEESH. So many comments. All within the 30 minutes there was a run around and a need for the 1000th comment. It’s already at 1355 and I am already amazed. This is a lot of people making a comment just to get the T-shirt.

  1351. not me cuz i dont want the t-shirt anywaz

  1352. Hmm.

    I wonder.

  1353. This is probably not going to get to 2000 comments, which I wouldn’t be supprised if it did.

  1354. soooo many coments

  1355. to 2000!

  1356. my offer still stands, wait no… 2000 credits whoever gets to 2000

  1357. aww too bad i missed this one…

  1358. it does sound familiar

  1359. dang wtg moo

  1360. There are a couple of people offering credits to whoever gets to 2000, but I don’t think it will happen anytime within the next month.

  1361. well, might as well keep it going

  1362. When’s the next shirt like this coming out?

  1363. *post a pointless post* :3!

  1364. same….maybe

  1365. 1370

  1366. 1371

  1367. 1372

  1368. I thought somebody else was trying to get to at least 1500.

  1369. hm, that laugh at the beginning of the post scared me! and why would you want to get to 1500? the post ended LONG time ago.

  1370. wow, so im guessing i lost this contest.

  1371. BWAHAHAHA?

  1372. square 1377: sc979
    Posted at 4:09pm on May 4th, 2007

  1373. square 1378: sc979
    Posted at 8:32pm on May 4th, 2007

    testing

  1374. square 1379: sc979
    Posted at 3:09pm on May 7th, 2007

    1379

  1375. square 1380: sc979
    Posted at 5:04pm on May 8th, 2007

    checking the server time.

  1376. wow, that 17th token post got a lot of posts quick. It might get 1500 before this one.

  1377. post

  1378. 1383

  1379. 1384

  1380. Why are they choosing numbers like 567-22.1?

  1381. lol Excite Bike

  1382. crap, forgot about this.

  1383. testing :)

  1384. hmm… did smilies always use to work in the comments?

  1385. I’m bored.

  1386. I might as well get it to 1400 now.

  1387. 1392

  1388. 1393

  1389. 1394

  1390. 1395

  1391. 1396

  1392. 1397

  1393. 1398

  1394. 1399

  1395. 1400

  1396. I wonder how many more consecutive posts I’ll make before somebody else posts.

  1397. wtf is up with all these 3-4 year topics being bumped on the boards?

  1398. btw Shashakiro sucks :P

  1399. another test [b]yeah.[/b]

  1400. hmm, bolding actually works here. And that’s not how I expected :P to look.

  1401. umm, noparse isn’t working…

  1402. Are my bold tags not working?/b>

  1403. damn, messed up.

  1404. >How about now

  1405. crap.

  1406. I’m so bored

  1407. grrr

  1408. Guess underline doesn’t work.

  1409. How about colors?

  1410. Okay, that didn’t work.

  1411. Nor did that. I need something to do.

  1412. WHERESTHETOKENLOLOLOLOLCOCK

    spread the word. cornandbeans wants us to spam synthlight’s profile with “where’s the token!!!!?!?!???” comments.

  1413. so…

  1414. yeah, that’s right. I’m still here.

  1415. I need something better to do.

  1416. .

  1417. blank post ftw

  1418. [color=blue]text[/color]

  1419. doesn’t work…

  1420. zzzzz

  1421. hi.

  1422. spam.

  1423. I’m bored again.

  1424. Yep, I’m still here.

  1425. 4:00 a.m. post. wtf is wrong with me?

  1426. I wonder if some admin knows I’m still posting in here.

  1427. Why am I still doing this?

  1428. er…

  1429. This sucks.

  1430. “I never miss a news post comment” – Synthlight

    I bet you’ve been missing all of my spam here.

  1431. oh, btw, 1437 since post numbers aren’t here anymore.

    p.s. These comments loaded a lot faster with the old layout compared to the new one.

  1432. Forgot about this thread until it was mentioned in the weird stat topic.

  1433. It’s been a few months.

  1434. I wonder if anybody else besides me remembers this.

  1435. tch.

  1436. kya~~~

  1437. ふ

  1438. ぜ

  1439. ã‚‹

  1440. にゃ

  1441. w

  1442. blah

  1443. ゆ

  1444. sex

  1445. yeah, still here…

  1446. whee

  1447. 1453

  1448. eheh

  1449. spam

  1450. iei!

  1451. a~~~~~~~~~~hn

  1452. Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!

  1453. 1459

  1454. 40 more to go

  1455. nyan nyan
    nyan nyan
    ni hao nyan
    gojasu
    derisasu
    dekaruchaa

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