Spontaneous Contest #540-23.3 “FFRSpace Attacks” Starts.. NOW!

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26th, 2007

*EDIT* Winners have been decided.

Coming in 1st place and receiving title of “GRAND TAMALE” is DarkRoa. He beat out Lumphoextreme by 1 additional person commenting on his wall. DarkRoa, congrats man. JasonKey will PM you on details for the shirt. You should have your shirt sometime this week if you live in the US. I find it amazing that you were able to get so many people to post in your profile without adding a single thought. Amazing.

Coming in 2nd place is our longtime FFR playing champ, Lumphoboextreme. Wow, that was a close one. You missed a tie by only 1 comment. Glad to see you finally win something in return to all your hours, days, years of dedication. Welcome aboard the subscriber bandwagon.

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Ok. We are going to switch this up tonight. I came up with a bunch of ideas that did not require a camera. I put them all in the toilet, flushed and the one that didn’t go down was picked. So none of you have any excuse for not participating in this madness. There is no excuse!

Tonights contest takes place completely in the profiles. Think of it as king of the hill for profiles. Whenever you update your profile, it moves your avatar to the top of the page on FFR’s home page (look over to the bottom right of this page). Here is exactly how this will work

#1 Add a comment or picture to your profile
#2 Your profile moves to the top of the list
#3 keep your profile at the top of the list by adding comments or pictures to your profile
#4 Have your friends and family or whoever you want post on your wall inside your profile

#5 At 7:30pm Central time (yes in 1/2 an hour from now) The contest will close
#6 I will take the latest 10 profile updates and we will call them our “FINALE TAMALE’S”
#7 I will review our “FINALE TAMALE’S” and count the number of UNIQUE people that commented in their profiles during the last 30 minutes

#8 I will announce the GRAND TAMALE after we have done our finale counting

Please remember that when you update your profile, it must not be garbage and must be a somewhat worthy addition to your comments or photos. You already know what is acceptable and what is not. If you cannot find people to post on your profile, start begging in this news story or go somewhere else and beg.

#9 The 1st place prize will be a shirt of your choosing from the FFR Store
#10 The 2nd place prize will be a 6 month subscriber account

and now.. It’s time! GO MY YOUNG TAMALE’S! THE CONTEST STARTS… NOW!! GO UPDATE THOSE PROFILES! 30 minutes until close of contest.

Cheers,

Synthlight and the rest of the staff you will drive mad with this contest

*EDIT* Go here to talk about it, beg etc.. http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?t=61465

*EDIT* As I forgot to open a forum thread for conversation of the contest, I will extend the deadline until 8PM Central time. I will give you a 30 second warning here on the front page right before the contest ends.

*EDIT* Approximately 2 minutes left according to server time. Almost there! Keep trying!

*EDIT 1 MINUTE WARNING!!!

*EDIT* 30 SECOND WARNING!! LAST WARNING!

*EDIT CONTEST IS CLOSED! We are finding the FINALE TAMALES!

*EDIT* Our FINALE TAMALES ARE:

R0nburdgundy
DarkRoa
Lumphoboextreme
CPUGenuis
jchinzilla
Wootsicle
Shinespark
Flaredrgn
Estmid24
Yuruka

We will now look at their profiles.

*still commenting.. Jasonkey is going to back me up with an official query of the database*

113 Responses to “Spontaneous Contest #540-23.3 “FFRSpace Attacks” Starts.. NOW!”

  1. about time. :)

  2. jesus, I don’t have that many friends

    TOP 10

  3. Does it have to be comments?

  4. OMG RAHH

  5. You can update with your own comments or photos.. whatever it takes to get your profile on the top of the list.

  6. RAWR :3

  7. anyone want my help? i don’t know enough people to do it for myself

  8. Lets see some new faces in those profiles tonight. :)

  9. rofl you are going to explode FFR gj synth

  10. Urgle…I don’t have enough people to help me.. XD W00t top 10

  11. o god lol i can only imagine how fried ur old servers would be

  12. I win

  13. I may announce a prize to someone who puts forth extreme dedication and effort regardless of posts in their profile.

  14. oh geez…

  15. comment my wall plzzzzzzzzzzz

  16. for those who are reading these responses, you can click on the user name here and it will bring you to their profile.

  17. ahhh wow, this is like pressure

  18. synth i dont think this is going to work…
    as people are just gonna keep updating or something

    no one will post on another persons comment list as theyre to busy posting on their own…

  19. I will comment on anyone’s profile that comments on mine.

  20. omfg

  21. *Begs in this news story*

  22. I would beg for people to comment on my profile, but that would be pointless. :) lol

  23. ack.. i still don’t really understand how this works

  24. =D *still begs*
    synth, you know you want to
    ^_~

  25. Everyone please view my profile. I just noticed this now, and am probably way behind, so I need all the help I can get.

    ~Doug

  26. =D

  27. yay. Post in mine plz, ill give you cookie :D

  28. Somewhere around 15 minutes left. Keep it going!

  29. lol hello all i think this is really weird =( wish i could win though lol

  30. When we reach the last 30 seconds, I will give a warning on the contest story (main page)

  31. kewl

  32. A dollar says the server crashes when thousands of people try updating their profile in a 30 seconds span..

  33. COMMENT ME PLZ!

  34. hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. time is up its 8:01

  36. lol, silly FACE

  37. 10 minute warning.. We are going by server time tonight for timing purposes

  38. ahh anus

  39. blah! Must win!

  40. ok thats kewl so what 8 minutes

  41. 7

  42. 6

  43. 5

  44. im confused when is it over

  45. 4

  46. wait nevr mind my time zone is diffrent than ffr’s

  47. 3

  48. um it’s 8:09

  49. 2

  50. 1

  51. 1

  52. and the winner is!!!!!!

  53. omfg its over

  54. I rocked this with awesome pictures.

  55. rofl the server died for the last 30 seconds.

  56. Probably didn’t even make it =/

  57. nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  58. SWEET, I FINNALY AM A FINALIST!!!

  59. damn..

  60. I think I was super close to getting in, if I would have updated one more time.

  61. LOL top 10!

  62. Damn. I worked hard for this. What if the people posted garbage?

  63. DISSAPOINTED.

    i wanted that subscription

  64. R0nburdgundy
    DarkRoa
    Lumphoboextreme
    CPUGenuis
    jchinzilla
    Wootsicle
    Shinespark
    Flaredrgn
    Estmid24
    Yuruka
    xxburriedaly06xx

    omfg i am a finalist omfg omfg this is awsome

  65. In the last minute my computer stopped and took forever to load. I will break this computer. :(

  66. Some people cheated. Lol. They’d edit their profile with nothing.

  67. OMFg, I bet im like #11, I would have won too! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR :(

  68. i was close ;.;

  69. wow almost 2000 online

  70. 20 unique comments for me… 21 including myself. I wonder how I will fare to the winner of this contest? If im ahead of that person, I will be SOOOOOOOOOO angry. Ill probably crush a can or something , or abuse a sausage. Yano, with my huge muscles.

  71. lol @63

  72. As far as I can tell.. the top 3 are currently

    Lumphoboextreme
    Jchinzilla
    DarkRoa

    and remember, unique people to comment, not unique comments. So 1 person commenting 5 times only counts as 1.

    Cheers,

    Synthlight

  73. that means i win cuz i commented like a million people

  74. damn! i thouhgt i won!

  75. i think some people hacked.. >__>

  76. some people just edited their profile and hit update, and the update was just a letter. one person that one did it ._.

  77. it never said you had to be the “commentER” to win. i dont get it…

  78. haha i updated a bunch of pictures. Look at them and tell me if you think thats alot or not

  79. oh maan, hahaha i updated a bunch of pictures too. :P

  80. there are no picture comments on your page tohru

  81. thats how cool we are

  82. :

  83. So there not done checking everyones profiles?

  84. *starts jumping aroun and scraming in anexiety*

  85. *still commenting.. Jasonkey is going to back me up with an official query of the database*

  86. Awesomeness…
    so theres no other top winers?

  87. i had like

    75905763057950279 updated

    took me 14 minutes just now to delete all of them

  88. Woo I’m in the list!

    R0nburdgundy
    DarkRoa
    Lumphoboextreme
    CPUGenuis
    jchinzilla
    Wootsicle
    Shinespark
    Flaredrgn
    Estmid24

  89. Just a few more minutes…

  90. omfg i am ticked lol i wanted to win =P

  91. Well..i posted a BUNCH of pictures. I mean in to lazy to delete them all take a look if you like. Same with my random thoughts

  92. ??

  93. dang, son.

    lotta pictures

    i had more i think… i deleted them already

    well im out

    friend wants to go on

  94. haha.. >__>
    does it take an hour to check this stuff?

  95. The suspense is stacking up…

  96. Iam
    STILL
    deleteing stuff

  97. It’s sure taking a while here…..

    hm….

  98. I wouldnt be surprised if they werent done by tommorow. So many comments and such..

  99. this is gay :/

  100. ok nobody wins go to bed =P

  101. Hmm…I guess I better start deleting XD

  102. WOO 100 POST GET!

  103. Must, sleep, soon.

  104. *EDIT* Winners have been decided.

    Coming in 1st place and receiving title of “GRAND TAMALE” is DarkRoa. He beat out Lumphoextreme by 1 additional person commenting on his wall. DarkRoa, congrats man. JasonKey will PM you on details for the shirt. You should have your shirt sometime this week if you live in the US. I find it amazing that you were able to get so many people to post in your profile without adding a single thought. Amazing.

    Coming in 2nd place is our longtime FFR playing champ, Lumphoboextreme. Wow, that was a close one. You missed a tie by only 1 comment. Glad to see you finally win something in return to all your hours, days, years of dedication. Welcome aboard the subscriber bandwagon.

  105. ahhh, congratulations, whoever. :P

  106. Wtf, DarkRoA had NOTHING on his profile other than a picture and comments when it ended. It was the same picture the whole time, too. He definitely wasn’t adding anything much each time, and he was always in the top 2 most recent. Well, it goes along with my theory that all spontaneouses are lamed.

  107. hahahaha. I won.

  108. Hey synth your probobly not going to read this but i quote you “Coming in 2nd place is our longtime FFR playing champ, Lumphoboextreme. Wow, that was a close one. You missed a tie by only 1 comment. Glad to see you finally win something in return to all your hours, days, years of dedication. Welcome aboard the subscriber bandwagon.”

    Im going on 4 years in september…Foolz!

  109. poo i missed it.

  110. congrats to the finalists

  111. Congratz.

  112. jkl

  113. :D

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