Songs of the Week – (May 31st, 2014)
Fried Eggs In My Ear
Musician: Otto Von Schirach
Step Artist: DossarLX ODI
Song Genre: Misc
Difficulty: 73
Song Length: 1:31
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Good morning everyone! After a long and hardy night of partying, you open your eyes to find out that you have accidentally spent the night with DossarLX ODI. The sun is shining, and the stereotypical cliche of a rooster is giving it’s ol’ cock-a-doodle-dooooo. Hungry? Why not try some Fried Eggs In My Ear stepped by your one night stand Dossar? This breakfast file will sure to give you all the vitamins and nutrients to start off your day! Sure, it might come with a small side effect of insanity, but who wouldn’t want that in the morning?
Tsumeawase Pt. 3
Musician: Yosk!
Step Artist: bmah
Song Genre: Skill Token
Difficulty: 75
Song Length: 1:33
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All of a sudden you realize, oh crap I’m late for work. What should you do? Freak out, put on your headphones and jam out to Tsumeawase Part 3 stepped by our good friend bmah. You bolt out the door, forgetting your briefcase, and forgetting to take your kid to daycare. Oh, and Dossar is still in your bed and alone with your kid. You don’t bother taking your car and just run to work, hoping that you will get there on time. Down the street, down the expressway, over fences and buildings like a pro you go. You arrive to work and sit down at your desk. Out of nowhere your boss approaches you after noticing you being late by a good two minutes. He then fires you right on the spot. Good game sir, good game.
Post-Human Dirge
Musician: Clonepa
Step Artist: Silvuh
Song Genre: Misc
Difficulty: 61
Song Length: 3:16
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As you start clearing your desk remembering all the fun times you had working at a cauliflower distributing plant, you take a look at a photo of your right hand, because you clearly have no girlfriend. Ever since your right hand died to the super-villain of the city, Toxophilis, you never had time to take revenge due to the importance of your job. But now is your time to shine. You press play on your 1980′s boom box and on comes Post-Human Dirge by Clonepa stepped by our very own Silvuh. You take a look at your superhero outfit conveniently placed in your bottom shelf at work. You grab it and put it on. You tie on your cape with pride. You head for the window. That cute girl from accounting comes in and screams, asking who you are… You turn your head slightly with your back to her and reply… “They used to call me Profit… Remember me”. You jump out of the window and begin your new quest to find the one woman who killed your right hand.
~ Xiz
7 Responses to “Songs of the Week – (May 31st, 2014)”
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Posted at 12:12pm on June 1st, 2014
Hard stuff. wewewew
Posted at 4:00pm on June 1st, 2014
Post-Human Dirge was awesome.
Posted at 4:29pm on June 1st, 2014
a right hand killed my parents
Posted at 5:58pm on June 1st, 2014
Fun songs yo. Stereotypical Doss and bmah files ftw, also Dirge is p awesome
Posted at 11:00pm on June 1st, 2014
Thanks.
Posted at 8:29pm on June 7th, 2014
Haha, I love your crazy stories Xiz. I bet whoever killed his right hand was a lefty. D:
Posted at 1:06pm on June 8th, 2014
you’d be wrong