Songs of the Week (May 14th, 2014)
Caelumize by Void (gameboy42690) Difficulty 69 / 1:54 / Secret / Neurocore
Etude for the Sinners by Ice, (hi19hi19) Difficulty 85 / 2:03 / Classical / Classical Techno
grind2 v2 by DEV/NULL (DossarLX ODI) Difficulty 83 / 1:12 / Skill Token / Noisy
Until Tomorrow v2 by Virt (bmah) Difficulty 61 / 2:12 / Purchased / Disco
Oh no, not Xiz again. Ugh, okay let’s get this over with.
Nothing says charging into the front lines of war likes Caelumize does. You continue your war fighting the brother who killed your mother back five years ago and this is the way you get revenge. Your sword is made from the tears of synthesizers and the shield you wear on your back made from the kick drum of justice. (Wars need to be fought like that, but without the dying part… just lots of breaking out into perfectly synchronized song and dance). Gameboy brings this Neurocore song to life, giving you the chance to avenge your mother. Will you take up the sword? Will you prove that you are worthy of such a task?
Nothing says insane piano playing like Etude for the Sinners stepped by hi19hi19. This challenging piece will probably put you in your place if you are 95% of the community. At first you might be all like, “Oh wow, this file isn’t hard at all, why the hell is it ranked an eighty-fiiIIIOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO”. Perhaps you can use this piano song in war to aid you to fight your brother. And yes, the piano sounds would be a machine gun. Sadly though, due to the insanity of this peice, you end up holding down the trigger and it fires in literally every direction possible. You destroy everything, the tree’s, your base, your comrades, and even your toyota camry. Shame on you.
So now you have a destroyed car, what do you do now? You decide to bang it a billion times with random metal objects you ‘think’ are tools. You bang your totaled car at such a violent speed with every object in sight, weather it be a wrench, a tire, a kitten or another car. That perfectly describes grind2 v2 stepped by Dossar. Lay off the drugs yo, and just buy a new car like everyone else.
So you are out of a car, what do you do? You go back in time and appear on the price is right back in the 70′s of course to try and win a BRAND NEW CAAAAARRRR. (Duh) Put on your flare jeans, flame white jacket, a fake afro and those glass shoes with goldfish in them. Until Tomorrow v2 stepped by bmah returns to FFR once more, this time more difficult then ever before from the previous difficulty level 12. Oh by the way, you end up not winning the car because Jim got a better showcase bid and beat you out. Stupid Jim. Damn it Jim. Jim. Ugh…
Enjoy your war, destroying your toyota, trying to rebuild it and end up traveling back in time to win a new car. That’s all for this week.
18 Responses to “Songs of the Week (May 14th, 2014)”
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Posted at 12:38am on May 17th, 2014
Brb avenging my mother with a new Toyota Camry
Posted at 12:48am on May 17th, 2014
early release? early release.
Posted at 1:52am on May 17th, 2014
k
Posted at 2:50am on May 17th, 2014
Sadly though, due to the insanity of this peice, you end up holding down the trigger and it fires in literally every direction possible.
Posted at 2:51am on May 17th, 2014
piece
Posted at 2:53am on May 17th, 2014
stare at that word long enough and it begins to loose all meaning
Posted at 2:56am on May 17th, 2014
lose*
Posted at 2:59am on May 17th, 2014
~irony~
Posted at 3:00am on May 17th, 2014
that’s another word that loses meaning when you stare at for long enough
Posted at 3:00am on May 17th, 2014
peace
Posted at 6:08am on May 17th, 2014
ya blew it, Mouningfall
Posted at 7:19am on May 17th, 2014
Drugs are bad. I’m gonna feel like an idiot when I can walk again, but I can’t help but feel like this is somehow educational. Sorry for the stupidity folks~
just ignore me x_x;
Posted at 7:21am on May 17th, 2014
7 comments in a row, wow..
Posted at 6:00pm on May 20th, 2014
Cool background again Xiz, I like it a lot!
Posted at 2:53am on May 21st, 2014
remove a2p as tgb mod
Posted at 3:32pm on May 23rd, 2014
But April Fool’s Day was nearly two months ago.