Songs of the Week (December 2nd, 2012)
After having begun the previous front page post with a discussion that essentially boiled down to an apology for having been a few days late, it now seems rather inappropriate to have done so given the fact that this update has reached the threshold of lateness wherein it warrants the need to encompass not only one but two week’s worth of releases within its depths. In attempting to conjure up any sort of idea as to how I should approach this update given that there are now thirteen releases that need to be accounted for, I found myself at a complete loss. Should I write a verbose depiction of all of the files that ends up accumulating a massive word count roughly equivalent to that of an academic essay, or should I simply take the cheap way out by writing a paragraph or two that references all of the releases at least once or twice throughout its course? At one point I had legitimately considered only taking into account this week’s releases and leaving the other ones to wither away in the background, but fortunately for them the sacred oath that I took atop the infamous Stepman Mountain on that thunderous summer night many centuries ago prevents me from doing so. It wasn’t until a few minutes ago when I was cowering under my desk out of fear of incurring the wrath of the Stepgods that it struck me: every song only needs seventeen syllables of description! Yes, that’s right folks, this week’s releases will be given a write-up in the form of a dignifying and at least partially relevant haiku!
Distortion Power by Drunk Optimus (Wayward Vagabound) – Guru [76] / 2:43 / Misc / Hard Breaks
Enjoyable Fruit by YouriX (Elite Ninja) – Very Difficult [48] / 1:47 / Funk / Nu Jazz
Just Hold On by zircon feat. Jillian Aversa (bmah) – Expert [64] / 3:22 / Dance 2 / Uplifting Trance
Punch You by Rainbowdragoneyes (Coolboyrulez0) – Master [74] / 1:17 / Dance 2 / Dance Speed
Ring Ring Bang by t+pazolite (SKG_Scintill) – Expert [65] / 2:45 / Purchased / Happy Hardcore
S by Y.W. (MarioNintendo) – Very Challenging [60] / 1:35 / Skill Token / Classical Remix
Calling by taqumi (bmah) – Tricky [33] / 2:03 / Dance / House
Lightning Strikes Again – Metal Squad by S.S.H. (kommisar) – Master [75] / 5:08 / Rock / Epic Rock
Mario Mix For Piano by Andreas Kuch (MarioNintendo) – Challenging [53] / 2:05 / Arcade / Piano Remix
New Fluttershy (MONSTER MIX) by Foozogz (megamon88) – Master [72] / 1:33 / Secret / Breakcore
Outer Space by Ronald Jenkees (Tidus810) – Expert [64] / 2:53 / Funk / Electronica
Ehhen Doyadosu? Tengujiman by MOSAIC.WAV (MrPopadopalis25) – Guru [79] / 1:45 / Dance 2 / J-pop
jelly by Choofers (Choofers) – Very Challenging [63] / 1:24 / Arcade / 8-bit
Distortion Power: Alcohol will help / you quell the pain in your hands / after playing this.
Enjoyable Fruit: Transcending genres / makes this file and fruit that much / more enjoyable.
Just Hold On: Do what the song says / and you will find an ending / worthy of surprise.
Punch You: Short song lengths mean zilch / when you’re hitting dense jumpstream / almost the whole time.
Ring Ring Bang: Who’s that at the door? / It’s Scin and t-paz and they / want to kick your ass.
S: Eight goods and thirteen / boos is how you unlock this / not pathetic file.
Calling: Just because the style / is called “house” doesn’t mean you / have to play indoors.
Lightning Strikes Again – Metal Squad: It’s a marathon / so make sure you empty your / bladder beforehand.
Mario Mix For Piano: Mario Mix by / MarioNintendo is / almost too fitting.
New Fluttershy (MONSTER MIX): The argument on / the forums shows that ponies / are touchy subjects.
Outer Space: Those fast stream runs / and rainbow notes will leave you / seeing some real stars.
Ehhen Doyadosu? Tengujiman: *** BAM BAM BAM *** (we wanted to express THIS !!)
jelly: A fitting tribute / for an arrow smasher who’s / no longer with us.
And that’s it! If you feel brave enough to navigate through the sprawling discussion about song choice and the like then head on over to the forums and give your opinion on either both weeks of releases or how many syllables you think THIS has, and if you don’t feel up to the former of the two challenges then you can always leave your thoughts in the comments section of this post as well. Normally I’d include a reminder right about here that the previous week’s veteran files are now available for public consumption, but since they’re already released I have absolutely no reason to…even though I just did. Oh well.
30 Responses to “Songs of the Week (December 2nd, 2012)”
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Posted at 3:24am on December 5th, 2012
`~`
Posted at 3:29am on December 5th, 2012
plopadop makes way for a new level of creative posts!
)
p.s. Outer Space isn’t a haiku
Posted at 3:45am on December 5th, 2012
Lightning Strikes Again – Metal Squad: It’s a marathon / so make sure you empty your / bladder beforehand.
DIED
Posted at 3:48am on December 5th, 2012
lmfaoooo those haikus
Posted at 3:52am on December 5th, 2012
Awesome front page post/It brightened up my dull life/and gave me more zen
Posted at 7:13am on December 5th, 2012
Plopadop will be a New York Times bestselling author. He deserves every praise. Plopadop is god at front page. Never disappoint. And I love Plopadop.
Posted at 7:43am on December 5th, 2012
Plop for Prez
Posted at 8:11am on December 5th, 2012
best.
Posted at 9:07am on December 5th, 2012
eight goods and thirteen/ boos is how you…
Posted at 9:08am on December 5th, 2012
oh they are haikus, facepalm
Posted at 9:08am on December 5th, 2012
downvotes for me im sure, pce
Posted at 9:25am on December 5th, 2012
This is a great post / Plopadop is good at this / watch out for poop jokes
Posted at 9:50am on December 5th, 2012
This is a very pleasant way to read about songs. Concise, accurate, and simple. Love it.
Posted at 10:23am on December 5th, 2012
lol new fluttershy’s haiku tells you nothing about the song itself
i love it.. distortion power’s haiku belongs with Ehhen Doyadosu? Tengujiman x.x
Posted at 12:50pm on December 5th, 2012
@bmah whoops, you’re right. Somebody should totally edit the post so it says “Those speedy stream runs” instead. >__>
Posted at 12:54pm on December 5th, 2012
Wow look at all those tough songs, awesome.
Posted at 1:42pm on December 5th, 2012
This amuses me
Plopadop is a goddess!
Wait he’s not a girl
Posted at 5:11pm on December 5th, 2012
Yay my file got a haiku \o/
Awesome post Plopadop!
Posted at 7:52pm on December 5th, 2012
what the fuck is with all of these mylittle pony songs. can you please stop adding them? theyre not fun to listen to… seriously, its stupid.
Posted at 8:19pm on December 5th, 2012
I thought the MLP Medley was actually rather catchy, even though I’m not a fan of the show myself. Thank you Plopadop for the awesome post!
Posted at 8:19pm on December 5th, 2012
^ shut up
Posted at 8:20pm on December 5th, 2012
that was directed at zeldagurl’s post oops
Posted at 2:14am on December 6th, 2012
Plopadop your front page posts rule lmfao
Posted at 4:04am on December 6th, 2012
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/jimerax/ehhen.png
has fewer syllables than
the heart I give <3
Posted at 2:43pm on December 6th, 2012
I’ve got a feeling some of this stuff is gonna be pretty tricky. Especially the drunk Optimus one.
Posted at 6:38pm on December 6th, 2012
FIRST!
Posted at 12:25am on December 7th, 2012
Needs more cowbell
Posted at 6:48pm on December 8th, 2012
Yes.
Posted at 12:42am on December 12th, 2012
Calling yes sounds great and the file too!
Posted at 8:11am on December 12th, 2012
MrPopadopalis25 ‘s files are the best exactly those kinda files i enjoy playing over and over again.