 | | About me: | ♥Hi Every1 my names Ashley :D im a girl der ,Yea im a NOOB i play games lolz my fav quote is "Id rather be hated for who i am than what i am not" because its true ,I may seem like a bitch but i aint i tell the truth like it is why lie? theres no need if u | | Interests: | I luv Counterstrike an DDR lolz im a nerdy girl lol I ALSO HATE DUMB PPL i also like to hang wit friends, and just listen to music and dance Ima m very out going person and i dont give a fuk wat ppl think bout me !!♥:D | | Fav Music: | I luv threedyasgrace, staind, mychemicalromance(few songs), panic at the disco, nickelback, slipknot(there ok), tool, blink 182(xox),sum41, creed(rip)and otha bands that i cant think of right now lolz♥ | | Fav Movies: | I LUV SCARY MOVIES and sum comedy ones but mostly scary |
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Page 19 Women are better 1-20Posted on: October 13, 2006, at 12:26:26pm [ 0 comments] Women are Better 1-20
We can get laid anytime we want
We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar
We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk
We get out of speeding tickets by crying
We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg
We can sleep our way to the top of the class
We get to shop at Victoria's Secret
We can marry rich and then not have to work
We never have to pay when we go out on dates
Men hold the door open for us
We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)
We're cuter
We lie better
We're better manipulators
We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch
We always have food in the fridge
We don't worry about losing our hair
We always get to choose the movie
Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them
Men light our cigarettes for us
Im a C i ahve cute onez lolzPosted on: October 13, 2006, at 12:24:52pm [ 0 comments] Bra Sizes
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost
B - Better
C - Cute
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
PS. . . they should add a new size for the over 50 group.
G - Gone South !
Blonde car accidentPosted on: October 13, 2006, at 12:22:46pm [ 0 comments] Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Posted on: October 13, 2006, at 09:14:00am [ 0 comments] Today isa good day its friday the 13th and nuthign bad happened YET lozl maybe sumthni will latta maybe ill get hit by a MOVING bus yes moving not parked lolz who knowz i hope not though:D My myspace URLPosted on: October 12, 2006, at 11:19:04am [ 0 comments] My myspace url is www.myspace.com/xbro kenfairybabyx/ |
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I feel like I'm missin one.
Oh yeah, U!!!
I hope we stay FRIENDS forever !
Send this 10 ppl including me if u care ?
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?iTS AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRiENdS, BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRiENdS BECOME STRANGERS...I NEVER WANT TO LOSE U AS A FRiENd...SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRiENdS...INCLUDING ME(IF U DONT WANT TO LOSE ME!)
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I MET U AS A STRANGER.
I TOOK U AS A FRiENd.
I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRiENdSHiP NEVER ENDS.
SEND iT 2 YOUR FRiENDS.
iF U GET 5 BACK UR A O.K. FRiENd
iF U GET 10 BAK UR A GREAT FRiENd
iF U GET 15 BAK UR A AWSOME FRiENd
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