Women are better 1-20
Posted on: October 13, 2006, at 12:26:26pm

Women are Better 1-20


We can get laid anytime we want


We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar


We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk


We get out of speeding tickets by crying


We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg


We can sleep our way to the top of the class


We get to shop at Victoria's Secret


We can marry rich and then not have to work


We never have to pay when we go out on dates


Men hold the door open for us


We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!)


We're cuter


We lie better


We're better manipulators


We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch


We always have food in the fridge


We don't worry about losing our hair


We always get to choose the movie



Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them


Men light our cigarettes for us