Haiku

[Privateer]

Ad-Aware is good
It cleans up my computer
Get it right now, all

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

If I had a dog
I would name it tenessee
Sex is good yeah k

[GuidoHunter]

Stab you in your eye
Take it from its cavity
Then pour bleach in it.

Skin the jerk alive
Using a big cheese grater
Then throw on some salt.

For someone who screams:
Shove an icepick through his tongue
And then down his throat.

Read the sweet stories
That are on my own website
Sadism is cool.


--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com/stories.htm

[blueeyedpoet]

"The Kite"

it looks like a bird
oh my god it is a bird
where the hell's my kite?

[alainbryden]

does anyone know
how to write one thousand words
on empty paper

[lightdarkness]

ok, all these are independent from each other....

I need some caffine
i like mountain dew the best
it keeps me awake

tests are not too fun
global is the worst by far
i hope i dont fail

FFR, my life
I spend hours everyday
just surfin the forums

Homework is the worst
worksheets, essays, hate it all
why must I do it?

This is a Haiku
The ones i write are awesome
their better than yours

[BluE_MeaniE]

Literature of
Ireland can be very
Difficult homework

[Afrobean]

This is a Haiku
The ones i write are awesome
their better than yours

You used the wrong "there"
It should be they're; like they are.
don't know homophones?

[esupin]

mister truck driver
how far will you go this day
before you come home

[Privateer]

This topic fell down
But I will bring it back up
It is called a bump

[Afrobean]

bump the old dead thread?
normally that's really bad
for this thread it's good

Why'd it have to die?
This thread was fun to post in
unlike other threads

This thread should not die
Keep it alive forever
make it a sticky

[alainbryden]

You heard Afrobean
Posts, they come and go, but stick-
ies are forever.

I cheat.

[Chrissi]

Most of these are not
even real haikus, and of course,
neither is this one.

Real haikus have more
rules than numbers of syllables.
Read these paragraphs:

A haiku must be literal. Haikus must not use metaphors. They must use as precise language as possible. Say what you mean to say in the LEAST amount of syllables.

A haiku describes the relationship between TWO objects. A pen on top of a piece of paper. A CD in a CD player. A bird in the sky.

It must describe a MOMENT IN TIME. Time does not pass in a haiku. Things aren't doing stuff.

No straying from the topic. Describe your subjects and their relationship. Nothing more.

There are more rules, but I'm tired. Not to try to limit what you guys are doing or anything. Simple syllable haikus are fun even if they aren't, by definition, real haikus. This is all just FYI.

Oh, and no persuading the audience. Haikus are unbiased. No feeling words. In general, don't use words such as "ugly", "annoying", or "expensive"... instead, use words like, maybe, "misshapen", "loud", or "fifteen dollars" respectively.

[TheEndisNear]

I hate math teachers,
they are all mean- why dont they,
all go rot in hell?

[TheEndisNear]

this is my 5th post
yet ive been here forever
should i talk some more?