Who would win in a fight?

[Quigly]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

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[Nutella1494]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

The hell wit all of these, Chuck Norris would beat up Superman, Batman etc., pummel and shape them into computers for poor african kids, so they can play FFR. *No racism involved*

[devonin]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

Anybody else who mentions chuck norris in the context of his ability to beat up anybody is going to get banned. That meme was old before you were old enough to use the internet unsupervised, and it really isn't funny at all anymore.

[EnR]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

Chunk Morris.

I haven't seen any of those movies :X

[Magewout]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

That meme was old before you were old enough to use the internet unsupervised, and it really isn't funny at all anymore.

I have to disagree, I've never been supervised when using the internet. Also, it still makes me chuckle from time to time.

[Izzy]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

I just watched the final seen of Equilibrium and I would have to say jason bourne. The moves in that scene were the same thing over and over and it was really corny. It also seems like they were just slapping eachother without any force behind it. In the bourne supremacy all of the moves have oompf behind them. There is also a bunch of cool things like how he will pick up anything in the room and use it as a weapon.

[NFD]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

Chunk Morris.

I haven't seen any of those movies :X

In reality, he's a pretty cool guy. Walker, Texas Ranger was horrible, but he's extremely talented.

[devonin]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

I have to disagree, I've never been supervised when using the internet. Also, it still makes me chuckle from time to time.

Oh...I'm sorry.

[Flaming_Dingleberry]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

I made my example the same as you did. Seeing as John Preston and Jason Bourne are both completely plausible whereas Wolverine is impossible.

So you took my example, and since it was the opposite of your two examples, you created an entirely different cast of examples who were the opposites of all three examples? How would replicating my mistake help you explain a comparison? And in all seriousness, I love Chuck Norris jokes, I don't know why though. Sorry dev.

[AniMeowzerz]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

Chunk Morris.

[this part was removed cause Ani was retarded and was only going to mention that there was an M in morris rather than an N in norris so he likes to explain to people his mistakes yet hide them at the same time cause he has no life and why are you reading this.]


Jason Bourne.

Edited before I made a complete ass of myself.

[korny]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

I just saw "taken", and that dude could beat either one of them.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

I just saw "taken", and that dude could beat either one of them.

Hahaha No.

Bourne would win hands down. The guy would think he's dead but then what Devonin said would happen.

[Izzy]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

The guy in taken was more realistic then the other two. Bourne is basically a perfect super human. He doesn't make mistakes. The other guy seemed dumb to me.

[janyoung101]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

I made my example the same as you did. Seeing as John Preston and Jason Bourne are both completely plausible whereas Wolverine is impossible.

Bourne is borderline plausible....IMO

[janyoung101]

Re: Who would win in a fight?

Batman is plausible because he does not have any superpowers...he's just a man (albeit very wealth) whereas Superman and Neo have some sort of alternate universe/planet powers (not realistic)