Canada is dead to me.

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  • rzr
    TWG Veteran
    • Oct 2007
    • 7608

    #31
    Re: Canada is dead to me.

    It's funny to listen to you guys and compare it to America.

    Originally posted by darkshark
    Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
    Originally posted by aperson
    i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

    Originally posted by Sprite-
    More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
    Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
    yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

    i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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    • Gigispackles
      FFR Veteran
      • Jul 2008
      • 175

      #32
      Re: Canada is dead to me.

      I'm still confused why people hate Canada...
      Don't say it's because they say "Eh."
      I'm bad at wording things

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      • Netjet!
        Sic itur ad astra
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jan 2008
        • 4701

        #33
        Re: Canada is dead to me.

        Why canada is better than usa:
        -----------------------------------
        1- Canada is bigger, allowing for more prostitute space
        2- We make maple syrup
        3- Canada is the cleanest place on Earth (seriously, you could eat **** off the ground)
        4- We have a lot of hot chicks here
        5- We aren't fat
        6- We make maple syrup
        7- We don't have as much McDonalds
        8- No Tass
        9- We're awesome
        10- There aren't babies on the street
        RIP Steve Van Ness <3

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        • sarahxjane
          FFR Veteran
          • Aug 2005
          • 2109

          #34
          Re: Canada is dead to me.

          I think it's a form of defense to outwardly insult Canada.

          These people are jealous of how awesome this country actually is, compared to the United States.
          Originally posted by Tasselfoot
          whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
          Originally posted by funmonkey54
          *knock knock*
          *opens door*
          Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
          Um, ok. May I help you?
          Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

          as of December 11th 2009.
          Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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          • rzr
            TWG Veteran
            • Oct 2007
            • 7608

            #35
            Re: Canada is dead to me.

            Netjet, it's posts like that which are the reason I think you're retarded.

            Now, why is America better than Canada? We have an Army and Navy that can squash you within seconds. Superior technology. Longer and more adept civilization. Higher power and influence in the UN and around the world. More powerful leaders. A large impact on the modern civilized world, as well as an influence on the outcome of it.

            I mean, we can play this game if you guys want. Or, you can not make yourselves look stupid and stick to the topic. All countries are equal in their own way.

            Originally posted by darkshark
            Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
            Originally posted by aperson
            i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

            Originally posted by Sprite-
            More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
            Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
            yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

            i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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            • NFD
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2007
              • 4715

              #36
              Re: Canada is dead to me.

              Who cares about hot chicks when you're born with a wang.

              Besides Sarah.

              <3 you Sarah.

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              • Netjet!
                Sic itur ad astra
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jan 2008
                • 4701

                #37
                Re: Canada is dead to me.

                By the way, I was kidding.


                Also, just because you have a superior military doesn't make you better.
                RIP Steve Van Ness <3

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                • NFD
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 4715

                  #38
                  Re: Canada is dead to me.

                  Also, Singapore is the cleanest country in the world. You litter, they cut off one of your fingers. Dumbass.

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                  • bmah
                    shots FIRED
                    Profile Moderator
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    Global Moderator
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 8448

                    #39
                    Re: Canada is dead to me.

                    Originally posted by rzr
                    All countries are equal in their own way.
                    Well, unique in their own way. Not every country is equal.
                    Originally posted by Phynx
                    Canada is like Russia... occupied by some of the most beautiful women in the world.
                    Pamela Anderson

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                    • rzr
                      TWG Veteran
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 7608

                      #40
                      Re: Canada is dead to me.

                      Originally posted by Netjet!
                      By the way, I was kidding.


                      Also, just because you have a superior military doesn't make you better.
                      I'm not trying to prove we're "better." Want me to? Or, do you want to leave it at the fact that we're equal?

                      Originally posted by darkshark
                      Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                      Originally posted by aperson
                      i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                      Originally posted by Sprite-
                      More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                      yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                      i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                      • fido123
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 4245

                        #41
                        Re: Canada is dead to me.

                        Really Canada and America both have their ups and downs. They're both great countries IMO...arguing about this is seriously going to get this thread locked.

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                        • UberMario
                          FFR Player
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 1777

                          #42
                          Re: Canada is dead to me.

                          Quebec is not going to divide from Canada, even though there are a lot of separatists, there are way too many quebecois wanting to stay united with Canada, so that mellowed out in like the 70s. Also this summer I drove across Canada and the province with the best looking women by far is Quebec.
                          That's cool Mario, but how come whenever you eat mushrooms, everything gets bigger but your dick?

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                          • TD_m0nster
                            FFR Player
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 248

                            #43
                            Re: Canada is dead to me.

                            i wont lie, i met one of the cutest girls on a cruise in hawaii that was from canada

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                            • hardboiledovaries
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2007
                              • 189

                              #44
                              Re: Canada is dead to me.

                              i like how we have the tinpot army
                              Originally posted by Jor-Dan_the_greatest
                              i remember specificly one time when we were playing i was goofing off and humping the ground, taunting, falcon punching, and you were coming after me like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

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                              • NFD
                                FFR Player
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 4715

                                #45
                                Re: Canada is dead to me.

                                What do you mean the tinpot army.

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