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[GuidoHunter]

No.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds29594.html

Just. No.

This is downright offensive to her memory.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[JurseyRider734]

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I'm pretty sure Mother Teresa wasn't a slutty ******* that made pornos.

Weird.

[mattyohh]

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that has got to be a April fools joke or something. Im not Christian but even i find that offensive and down right disgracefull, somebody deserves a bullet in their head for this one.

[Moogy]

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rofl

[CaptainGordon]

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Who cares who the actress is? Just because Paris Hilton is a slut in real life doesn't mean she can't play the role right.

PS: rofl

[Grandiagod]

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double rofl

[stretchypanda]

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Meanwhile, in between publicly trash-talking her nemesis, Paris will apparently squeeze in a meet-and-greet with an Indian filmmaker who thinks she'd be perfect to essay the part of Mother Teresa in an upcoming biopic.

Yes, the woman waging war against her longtime pal -- and who probably thinks Calcutta is a really hot new Los Angeles club -- is actually in the running to play the saintly Nobel Peace Prize winner.

T. Rajeevnath, who reportedly began considering the Greek billion-heir collector for the role of the self-sacrificing, poor-aiding nun after being "impressed" with how she turned down an offer to expose her much-seen naughty bits in Playboy, is convinced that they look alike.

"[Hilton's] features resemble Mother Teresa's," he tells Agence France-Presse (no, really, he said this).

According to the director, he's set to sit down with Paris later this month, which gives him plenty of time to watch "House of Wax," in which she demonstrates her thespian talents by running and screaming at the same time.

Rajeevnath adds that he wants his ersatz Mother Teresa to come with an unimpeachable background: "Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."

As part of this "thorough" research, the filmmaker might also want to check out Paris' X-rated video (hey, we hear Nicole might have a copy), in which she clearly shows her interest in taking on a missionary position, just maybe not the kind he has in mind.

Not a joke. Just a horribly confused director.

[Laharl]

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I totally do not see the resemblance.

And this is one of two pictures that was on google image's first page of her that wasn't her in very little clothing.

[SethSquall]

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No.

Just. No.

This is downright offensive to her memory.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

Couldn't agree more, i dont understand how the director could be any more idiotic.

[xDdRmAnIaCx]

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You guys are being unfair.

Wait until she does the part, completely screws up, and gets chewed up by every single Christian movie watcher in the world, THEN you can join the bandwagon.

But seriously, I'd like to see how this goes... and if she says "Thats hot" even once in the movie, God help her.

NiK

[SethSquall]

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You guys are being unfair.

Wait until she does the part, completely screws up, and gets chewed up by every single Christian movie watcher in the world, THEN you can join the bandwagon.

But seriously, I'd like to see how this goes... and if she says "Thats hot" even once in the movie, God help her.

NiK

Im up for joining any bandwagon that stops her from even being cast in the film. Its not being unfiar. She's known for being a daddys rich girl with no real fame apart from the fact that she "accidently" lost her home made porn video for the media to find. Yea i'll just leave my very secret home porn video next to the tea i made for the builders that are converting my loft.



Oh look its gone. What a horrible, horrible, convieniant thing for me.

[mattyohh]

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"...and over here we have some Orphanes"

Paris: "That's hot"

then everyone goes out and gets a orphane as the latest fashion accessory

[jamuko]

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It seems this isn't going to happen after all. I know I should be saying "thank god", but part of me wanted to see it happen just for the hilarity of how messed-up it is.

[mattyohh]

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That's hot

[vashthestampede0987]

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She's a horrible actress. Who cares. Let her lower herself in the publics eyes even more so we can have more reasons to bash her on a daily basis.