Re: choof's shitty dumb review thread for a year or w/e
BOTDF - It's Hard To Be A Diamond In A Rhine Stone World (2008)
For the last two reviews, I've found that it's way more fun to listen to an album attentively first, and listen to it a second time, skipping around while writing the review.
But given the repetitive nature of the first 5 tracks, I'm just going to assume tha- oh god he just said "i got you wetter than hurricane katrina." I'm on "Mosh and Roll" at the moment. There really aren't words for this. This is a slow, crunk no wait this is crunkcore. This has got to be a seminal crunkcore track. That guitar chug or riff or whatever, he just referenced tootsie pops in regards to his dick.
HMM BABY I GOTTA GET jesus fucking christ this song is so bad. He's having an existiential crisis during the chorus. That's the only way you can justify the nails-on-chalkboard approach to his screaming. HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKNING END OH MY GODSASAAAAAAAAAASFDASDFJAHKLDF
The ending of this track is effectively unlistenable. There are two instances of his rapping, along with screams, and oh hey next track thank god.
"Suicide Club" oh wow this is like cheese from the 80s. This one's kinda, KINDA tolerable, at least so far. FL studio presets: the album. Wait nevermind. "Dying is the latest fashion, well dying is the main attraction."
He just said "I'm dead inside." Me too, Dahvie. Me too.
Okay, intermission while I look up the lyrics for a "song" from earlier in the album. Found em. Hey this high-pass wait fuck they ruined that too.
ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
WE CAN'T GO ON
snippets of these emo lyrics wholeheartedly apply to me when listening to this assault on my ears. outro. okay now "miss bipolar"
wait WAITWAIT IS THIS IS THIS
oh my god what the fuck is this
WHAT SITH IS
'THE BEST PART OF FIGHTING I THE MAKEUPS SEX'
so far this album has ranged from societal issues such as sex, sex, suicide, and... now sex again.
brilallaint, absoltuely braillitn
acoustic section, who's playing guitar
now that I think about it, instrumentally this song isn't all that bad. I mean, there are still instances of fl studio presets, like this godforsaken lead that's happening right now, but there are RAEL INSTURMENTS and RAELSGUITARSS
song over, ok now it's "Siq with a q" grate song name grate intro bleep bloop THAT FUCKING TOM OR COWBELL OR WHATEVER
holy shit pls stop
it's not stopping
it's not stopping
it's not stopping
it's not stopping
okay I need to go start a stored procedure in sql so I will be right back please hold on for a moment
MYSPACE BLOG REFERENCE, THE TRUE PINNACLE OF THE SCENE... SCENE
that fucking crash cymbal, I've used that in the speedcore I was making the year this album came out. "i'm so siq i'll make u vomit go ahead and leave ur comments"
now we're on "up all night"
that synth swell was discontinued in fl 10 I think, I think kommi used that in his speedcore album as well lmaooo holy shit
"nothing you can do"
dahvie, i could easily turn this album off right now and make grandiose assumptions on the content of the rest of the album
ironically, the chorus of himself multiple times saying something like "we are the youth you are the rules we'll break through nothing you can do" is the most profound thing he's said on the whole album. since this song is tolerable there's really not much to say about it so I'll find more lyrics
song over oh hey this is a generic fl studio remix of what i can only assume is WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS HAPPENENING
brb ripping my ears out
this one has Actually Real Girl Vocal Samples oh my fucking god I still have 20 mintues to go
Lexus Rebelle3 months ago (edited)
"i'll got you wetter then hurricane Katrina".....uh..... I get why people don't like them now but that line just makes me laugh LOL
Ciel Porter5 months ago
Omg your a monster like me!! XD luvs it! Xoxoxoxo 3
SGTC FOREVER!
Regan Shelton11 months ago
when i hear this i want to scream rawr and wave my arms and belly (like a belly dancer )
Caitlyn Glowania1 year ago
Omg some peoples comments! He made mistakes and he knows that! I love BOTDF if my emo friend didn't tell me about them I will having to go to a mental hospital... Botdf changed my life soooooooooooooo much! I love them and always will! So smd and im a Fucking monster! #sgtc
the last two songs on this album are "epic" abnd "lawlz
i'm done, i'm fuckning donee
Favorite Song - " Slash Gash Terror Crew Anthem!" because it's fucking like a minute long or something
Least Favorite Song - "ALL OF THEM"
Tru Rating - 2/10
Step Rating - n/10
BOTDF - It's Hard To Be A Diamond In A Rhine Stone World (2008)
For the last two reviews, I've found that it's way more fun to listen to an album attentively first, and listen to it a second time, skipping around while writing the review.
But given the repetitive nature of the first 5 tracks, I'm just going to assume tha- oh god he just said "i got you wetter than hurricane katrina." I'm on "Mosh and Roll" at the moment. There really aren't words for this. This is a slow, crunk no wait this is crunkcore. This has got to be a seminal crunkcore track. That guitar chug or riff or whatever, he just referenced tootsie pops in regards to his dick.
HMM BABY I GOTTA GET jesus fucking christ this song is so bad. He's having an existiential crisis during the chorus. That's the only way you can justify the nails-on-chalkboard approach to his screaming. HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKNING END OH MY GODSASAAAAAAAAAASFDASDFJAHKLDF
The ending of this track is effectively unlistenable. There are two instances of his rapping, along with screams, and oh hey next track thank god.
"Suicide Club" oh wow this is like cheese from the 80s. This one's kinda, KINDA tolerable, at least so far. FL studio presets: the album. Wait nevermind. "Dying is the latest fashion, well dying is the main attraction."
He just said "I'm dead inside." Me too, Dahvie. Me too.
Okay, intermission while I look up the lyrics for a "song" from earlier in the album. Found em. Hey this high-pass wait fuck they ruined that too.
Code:
Can't stop the tickles. They call me Dr. Giggles. It's o-o-o-off the chizzle Fo' shizzle dizzle I'm bangin' with the b-o-t-o-dizzle With wiffles 'Cause I dribble like I'm rubbing on nipples. Gotta get out the pickle Make it rain with the ripples. Let my, candy rum trickle Get you buzzed with double triples. Getting head, in rentals Avoiding the parentals. This is ghetto, plain and simple With the down beat tempo.
WE CAN'T GO ON
snippets of these emo lyrics wholeheartedly apply to me when listening to this assault on my ears. outro. okay now "miss bipolar"
wait WAITWAIT IS THIS IS THIS
oh my god what the fuck is this
WHAT SITH IS
'THE BEST PART OF FIGHTING I THE MAKEUPS SEX'
so far this album has ranged from societal issues such as sex, sex, suicide, and... now sex again.
brilallaint, absoltuely braillitn
acoustic section, who's playing guitar
now that I think about it, instrumentally this song isn't all that bad. I mean, there are still instances of fl studio presets, like this godforsaken lead that's happening right now, but there are RAEL INSTURMENTS and RAELSGUITARSS
song over, ok now it's "Siq with a q" grate song name grate intro bleep bloop THAT FUCKING TOM OR COWBELL OR WHATEVER
holy shit pls stop
it's not stopping
it's not stopping
it's not stopping
it's not stopping
okay I need to go start a stored procedure in sql so I will be right back please hold on for a moment
MYSPACE BLOG REFERENCE, THE TRUE PINNACLE OF THE SCENE... SCENE
that fucking crash cymbal, I've used that in the speedcore I was making the year this album came out. "i'm so siq i'll make u vomit go ahead and leave ur comments"
now we're on "up all night"
that synth swell was discontinued in fl 10 I think, I think kommi used that in his speedcore album as well lmaooo holy shit
"nothing you can do"
dahvie, i could easily turn this album off right now and make grandiose assumptions on the content of the rest of the album
ironically, the chorus of himself multiple times saying something like "we are the youth you are the rules we'll break through nothing you can do" is the most profound thing he's said on the whole album. since this song is tolerable there's really not much to say about it so I'll find more lyrics
Originally posted by cavernio
brb ripping my ears out
this one has Actually Real Girl Vocal Samples oh my fucking god I still have 20 mintues to go
Lexus Rebelle3 months ago (edited)
"i'll got you wetter then hurricane Katrina".....uh..... I get why people don't like them now but that line just makes me laugh LOL
Ciel Porter5 months ago
Omg your a monster like me!! XD luvs it! Xoxoxoxo 3
SGTC FOREVER!
Regan Shelton11 months ago
when i hear this i want to scream rawr and wave my arms and belly (like a belly dancer )
Caitlyn Glowania1 year ago
Omg some peoples comments! He made mistakes and he knows that! I love BOTDF if my emo friend didn't tell me about them I will having to go to a mental hospital... Botdf changed my life soooooooooooooo much! I love them and always will! So smd and im a Fucking monster! #sgtc
the last two songs on this album are "epic" abnd "lawlz
i'm done, i'm fuckning donee
Favorite Song - " Slash Gash Terror Crew Anthem!" because it's fucking like a minute long or something
Least Favorite Song - "ALL OF THEM"
Tru Rating - 2/10
Step Rating - n/10
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