I can't stand the state of the union address. They clap too often, it like doubles the length of the darn thing.
so uh...yeah.... *walks away*
Reach: there was this bee. i hate bee\'s...i tryed to kill it, but then it didn\'t die and it started making weird noises so i was like oh (#$% hes gonna sting me. i started running but i triped over some rock and rolled down a hill into the river.
Yes, very good point, practlicly every other sentence they interupt him with claping
they said if the audince would just shut up, he could get though the speach in 42 minuets.
Bush sucks. I couldn't believe how liberal some of his policies had gotten, though! I mean he was all for medicare and social security...very anti-characteristic for mr. 'trickle-down'.
Here's why I hate Bush:
He used drugs in college
He flunked out of High School
He's a recovering Alcoholic
He's got the lowest I.Q. seen in almost a century
His 'shoot first ask questions later' war policy is shot to hell
We have hundreds of thousands of troops in Iraq and nothing to do with them
His 'trickle-down' theory is bullshit
He's the most enviornmentally harmful president in like...ever
His dad puked on the Prime Minister of China (no joke)
He choked on a pretzel
How the HELL are we supposed to trust a man like that with his finger on the button???
Bush sucks. I couldn't believe how liberal some of his policies had gotten, though! I mean he was all for medicare and social security...very anti-characteristic for mr. 'trickle-down'.
Here's why I hate Bush:
He used drugs in college
He flunked out of High School
He's a recovering Alcoholic He's got the lowest I.Q. seen in almost a century
His 'shoot first ask questions later' war policy is shot to hell
We have hundreds of thousands of troops in Iraq and nothing to do with them
His 'trickle-down' theory is bullshit
He's the most enviornmentally harmful president in like...ever
His dad puked on the Prime Minister of China (no joke)
He choked on a pretzel
How the HELL are we supposed to trust a man like that with his finger on the button???
not nearly. there was a kid in my 8th grade class last year (got left back) who only made it through ELEMENTARY (where all you really do is nap) school because the teachers pitied his retardedness. his IQ is about -30, yet again I use a negative number but it really is THAT low.
not -30, let me take that back. he's so dumb he couldn't pass a blood test and I don't mean that as a joke, he really couldn't.
let me emphasize that stupidity: HE'S TOO DUMB TO KNOW HIS GENDER (we know he's a he, but he doesn't).
local rock station gave the public a way to make it a little more fun.
Turn the state of the union address into a drinking game. (i know this is critical thinking, but there is a point)
think about it, you get all these joe shmo's that don't know dink for politics, but they like drinking. They'll listen and possibly learn something. And if they don't, they had a little fun drinking
things to drink to list
Take a drink when the president says;
The state of the union
The war in iraq
anything about "his" capture of sadaam (three drinks if he says the war in iraq in responce or within the sentance)
Drink When
A standing ovation of more than half the room occurs.
President makes a joke that really isn't a joke (David Letterman)
And there were more, but i was getting ready for school in the morning they did the list of stuff. It's probably on the website but A) i don't know it offhand B) it's probably filtered by school web filter.
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