Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

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  • festeringmisanthrope
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2004
    • 30

    #1

    Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

    Just wanted to share something interesting that happened to me yesterday.

    So, I met a whole bunch of people at a local coffee shop to study for a mid-mid-term (that induces seppuku, no joke). Said local coffee joint was about to go out of business because evil soul-sucking Starbucks moved in across the parking lot. So, we got coffee in the other coffee shop (because we're cool dissentors like that), and then figured out there was no room to study there.

    However, the Starbucks across the street was huge, and had a large empty table. So, we decided to "stick-it-to-the-man" (like anyone cares what a bunch of nobodies do anyways) by buying coffee at the local place and then carrying it over to Starbucks to monopolize a table while one person actually bought Starbucks to legitimize our stay.

    Then, horrors of all horrors: I saw some emo dude (I hate emo-people, because I've found that 99% of them are posers who listen to DBC and go to cutter-parties to comiserate about how horrible their lives are) reading "Catcher in the Rye".

    Don't get me wrong, I like Catcher in the Rye.

    The funny thing is, it's a book about hypocritsy, and here was some poser-emo dude in STARBUCKS reading book about hypocritcy.

    Nevertheless, I reemed him a new hole.

    The end.
  • GuidoHunter
    is against custom titles
    • Oct 2003
    • 7371

    #2
    RE: Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

    Yep, reading literature that applies to you sure is laughable. You certainly made him less of a person.

    --Guido


    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    She has an asshole, in other pics you can see a diaper taped to her dead twin's back.
    Sentences I thought I never would have to type.

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    • iggymatrixcounter
      FFR Veteran
      • Nov 2003
      • 1924

      #3
      RE: Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

      so what's there to think about???
      lastfm
      PANDORA

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      • sleeplessdragn
        ~Bang that beat Harder~
        FFR Simfile Author
        FFR Music Producer
        • Jan 2004
        • 2321

        #4
        RE: Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

        I had a long, satirical post about stereotypical judgements and the essence of hypocrisy, but then I decided CT deserved better.

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        • stretchypanda
          shock me shock me
          • Sep 2004
          • 4123

          #5
          RE: Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

          So... wait. You could tell he was emo because he was sitting alone reading a book?

          What, exactly, was the topic of your "reaming"? I'm curious.

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          • lord_carbo
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2004
            • 6222

            #6
            Re: RE: Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

            Originally posted by stretchypanda
            So... wait. You could tell he was emo because he was sitting alone reading a book?
            I can tell my sister is emo because:

            Bang of hair in her eyes
            Torn jeans fad
            Eyeshadow
            The Nightmare Before Christmas Merchandise
            "She was sitting along reading a book"
            Lot's of other stuff
            last.fm

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            • Moogy
              嗚呼
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Aug 2003
              • 10303

              #7
              RE: Re: RE: Fun in Starbucks, making fun of hypocrites

              your cool
              Plz visit my blog

              ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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