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  • russell35
    FFR Player
    • Jul 2004
    • 47

    #1

    my cousin says....

    that playing video games releases something in your body that produces the same high as herion. is this true. and is this why im addicted? and is this why i feel that halo 2 is the greatest game of all time? seriously? is there herion in me
  • QreepyBORIS
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2003
    • 7454

    #2
    RE: my cousin says....

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    Video games are not heroin. And Halo2 is not very good, while you are at it.

    Signature subject to change.

    THE ZERRRRRG.

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    • eVILPeeR
      FFR Player
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Aug 2003
      • 2284

      #3
      RE: my cousin says....

      The best part about this whole thing was his last sentence, and the fact that it's in Critical Thinking.

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      • Kilgamayan
        Super Scooter Happy
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Feb 2003
        • 6583

        #4
        RE: my cousin says....

        Wow.

        ...

        Just...

        ...Wow.
        I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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        • CypherToorima
          Boss of all bosses
          • Jul 2003
          • 2452

          #5
          RE: my cousin says....

          Hm?
          I'm a figantic gaggot

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          • Kefit
            FFR Player
            • Apr 2003
            • 1517

            #6
            Oh my god XD


            Originally posted by seinno
            and also thank you everone for clearing it up for me I will try to start using my two hands iv tried quit a bit i put my left hand index and middle finger middle finger is on the up arrow index on on left arrow and right hand i use my index for the down button and middle for the right button does that seem weird?

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            • Arch0wl-R2
              FFR Player
              • Nov 2004
              • 143

              #7
              RE: my cousin says....

              this is the most retarded thread I have ever seen on this site in all my time being on it


              that's saying something

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              • Anticrombie0909
                FFR Player
                • Jul 2003
                • 4683

                #8
                Best topic ever.

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                • ThEclipse
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1641

                  #9
                  Re: my cousin says....

                  Originally posted by russell35
                  is there herion in me
                  ya

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                  • pkakira88
                    FFR Player
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Endorphins. As for the heroin explination, take the needle out of your arm.

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                    • MalReynolds
                      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 6571

                      #11
                      Re: my cousin says....

                      Originally posted by russell35
                      that playing video games releases something in your body that produces the same high as herion. is this true. and is this why im addicted? and is this why i feel that halo 2 is the greatest game of all time? seriously? is there herion in me
                      This is, to some extent, true. Playing video games, especially in situations where you're faced with losing a lot of game time (IE, most bosses in Ninja Gaiden for Xbox), adrenaline will begin pumping into your system, and the adrenal glands will overload, creating a euphoric high.

                      Yes, you can become addicted if you're faced with these situations that release endorphins enough. It's not a serious condition, but eventually you'll fail to achieve the same high you had when you started. Take me, for instance. I've been playing Ninja Gaiden for 2 years, and I stopped getting the high. I've since gone out and fought crime in a ninja costume with a katana and shurikens. This produces the high.

                      When the high wears off from Halo 2, I sugguest manually building a Needler gun and a Plasma Sword, and going to town on your neighborhood kids. When they become no challange, feel free to enter into "The Arena" (Consult your Yellow Pages. Occasionley, ball park stadiums in the off season turn into Arenas, but be sure to call and check first), a tournament area specially designed for people with the same addiction. I fought my first real ninja there, and that's where I lost my left hand fingers. I've been typing this one handed, and right now, the spelling and grammar streak I have going is sending adrenaline through my veins like no other.

                      I've consulted many medical journals about the condition caused by video games, and found a name. It's called Aldrenefrenses Syndrome. This happens to sky divers, or any other extreme sports/video game enthusiast that gets addicted to Adrenaline. I know I've resorted to stealing Adrenaline Essence from woodland creatures to satiate my needs. I use my ninja skill of the Flying Sparrow to capture multiple Essences, before unleashing a Ultimate Technique on an unsuspecting squirrel, getting the maximum bang for my buck.

                      Although it is an addiction, it is in no way close to Heroin. Heroin makes you feel like you have bugs in your veins. Do you feel like you have bugs in your veins when you play Halo? If so, consult a physician. You may have bugs in your veins.

                      God help you with your addiction... I know I'm too far gone to get help... But you can get help while there's still time.

                      Mal
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                      • Spazzbite
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2181

                        #12
                        Re: RE: my cousin says....

                        Originally posted by Arch0wl-R2
                        this is the most retarded thread I have ever seen on this site in all my time being on it


                        that's saying something
                        It's even better than the time you posted BAG FUCKERS in the favourite DDR song thread.

                        Originally posted by Quicker
                        shades don't break unless you break them.

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                        • Squeek
                          let it snow~
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 14444

                          #13
                          RE: Re: RE: my cousin says....

                          Darn. All the best replies have been taken already.

                          EXCEPT....!

                          Fail/10

                          ~Squeek

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                          • Glanzer_Syne
                            FFR Player
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 108

                            #14
                            RE: Re: RE: my cousin says....

                            ...o.o... honest to god speechless... it was a legit question people... yes endorphins and adrenaline or released into your system giving you a major boost and a "high"... question answered AGAIN...
                            Nima Is God
                            <
                            Arch0wl is Here
                            <
                            I am Satan

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                            • Kilgamayan
                              Super Scooter Happy
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6583

                              #15
                              Re: RE: Re: RE: my cousin says....

                              Originally posted by Glanzer_Syne
                              it was a legit question people
                              Read his last line again. Then you'll see why people are posting these things.
                              I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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