Ask Clippy Anything

[PaperclipGames]

Guess not many people here know me at this point but guess who doesn't care? ;D

Ask me anything. Absolutely anything. I'm more than happy to answer creepy stuff too - in fact, I enjoy it. If that breaks the rules though, go ahead and PM me. I'll answer things ASAP :3

gogogogo~

[thesunfan]

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How realistically accurate can you meow and purr?

[PaperclipGames]

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How realistically accurate can you meow and purr?

Both more or less reasonably good. I know a few people who can meow better than me - but then they own cats and apparently love to meow or something. As for purring: it seems as though many people can't seem to roll their R (especially English people), and the way I purr is to roll such an R as far back in my throat as possible. It seems pretty accurate!

[Pseudo Enigma]

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I don't believe you. This is more of a question, but mostly an order. RECORD THIS SHIT.

[igotrhythm]

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As a cat owner of going on 14 years, I can say that this is accurate. We like to meow at our kitties. :3

What's your plan for when Zapmeister comes around with his inevitable poker with animals question?

Do you enjoy non-erotic text-based roleplay?

[PaperclipGames]

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What's your plan for when Zapmeister comes around with his inevitable poker with animals question?

I'll see what to answer when he asks it. I've seen him asking it everywhere but never bothered to read the question fully.

Do you enjoy non-erotic text-based roleplay?

I love affection. I love hugs and cuddles in such roleplay. I guess I could roleplay other random things too but I'm not sure why I would? So I guess the answer is yes, since hugs and cuddles generally aren't erotic. :3

[FFRGreen]

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hows life

[PaperclipGames]

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hows life

pretty good at the mo'

[Pseudo Enigma]

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marry me? :V
sike what was your reaction?

[PaperclipGames]

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marry me? :V
sike what was your reaction?

I was gonna say yes, but then I noticed. fuk u emitththhtth

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What is your straight up honest opinion of me?

[Trogdor!!!!]

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On a scale of 1 to as fuk, how kawaii am I?

[PaperclipGames]

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What is your straight up honest opinion of me?

You are a very nice, very adorable person. Maybe you're also a little bit weird, but that's perfectly okay, because the world would be a very boring place without weird people. <3

On a scale of 1 to as fuk, how kawaii am I?

as fuk + 1

[Zapmeister]

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You're playing poker with a tiger, a panda, a polar bear, a woodlouse, and a shoebill. You're holding Jc 10c and the flop is Kh 7h 9c. The tiger yawns really loudly, lies flat on the floor, tries to go to sleep, remembers it's his turn, casually bets the minimum, and goes to sleep. The panda folds instantly. The polar bear looks scornfully at the woodlouse and shoebill as if both of them have bad-beaten him earlier on or something and raises to 3x. The woodlouse confidently calls. The shoebill jumps around a lot, laughs at the polar bear's face, and eventually calms down and calls too. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

If you're a tourist in the Netherlands can you get by with just speaking English, or would you need to learn Dutch?

How often do you realise the irony of hitting a "good" not being a good thing in ffr?

Suppse you discover a cure for cancer. However, you also know that this cure will eventually lead to plankton being extinct in about 500 years, if it's made available everywhere. What do you do?
A. Share the cure freely with everybody
B. Share the cure and use the money to try and genetically modify something else to act as a replacement for plankton
C. Share the cure with only those prepared to pay huge amounts for it, like an auction
D. Share the cure with only those whose first name is Steve (or some other name of your choice)
E. Kill all the plankton first by some other means and then share the cure
F. Destroy all evidence of the cure
G. Create a fake cure that kills those who take it
H. Walk into a TK Maxx fitting room and close the door and wait for about 5 minutes and yell extremely loudly "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"

[EzExZeRo7497]

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What is your straight up honest opinion of me?

Also, how do you pronounce your name?