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  • PaperclipGames
    Mrow~
    • May 2008
    • 648

    #1

    Ask Clippy Anything

    Guess not many people here know me at this point but guess who doesn't care? ;D

    Ask me anything. Absolutely anything. I'm more than happy to answer creepy stuff too - in fact, I enjoy it. If that breaks the rules though, go ahead and PM me. I'll answer things ASAP :3

    gogogogo~
    948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
    Best AAAs: Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star (69), Nous (69), Pure Ruby (68), Heavenly Spores (68), Ambient Angels (66), Within Life (66), Defection (66) Southern Cross (65)
  • thesunfan
    Role Tide
    Sectional Moderator
    • May 2011
    • 10859

    #2
    Re: Ask Clippy Anything

    How realistically accurate can you meow and purr?
    Originally posted by Vendetta21
    Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
    Originally posted by XelNya
    I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
    Originally posted by star-crossed
    (Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)

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    • PaperclipGames
      Mrow~
      • May 2008
      • 648

      #3
      Re: Ask Clippy Anything

      Originally posted by thesunfan
      How realistically accurate can you meow and purr?
      Both more or less reasonably good. I know a few people who can meow better than me - but then they own cats and apparently love to meow or something. As for purring: it seems as though many people can't seem to roll their R (especially English people), and the way I purr is to roll such an R as far back in my throat as possible. It seems pretty accurate!
      948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
      Best AAAs: Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star (69), Nous (69), Pure Ruby (68), Heavenly Spores (68), Ambient Angels (66), Within Life (66), Defection (66) Southern Cross (65)

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      • Pseudo Enigma
        ごめんなさい (/ω\)
        • Aug 2012
        • 2290

        #4
        Re: Ask Clippy Anything

        I don't believe you. This is more of a question, but mostly an order. RECORD THIS SHIT.

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        • igotrhythm
          Fractals!
          • Sep 2004
          • 6535

          #5
          Re: Ask Clippy Anything

          As a cat owner of going on 14 years, I can say that this is accurate. We like to meow at our kitties. :3

          What's your plan for when Zapmeister comes around with his inevitable poker with animals question?

          Do you enjoy non-erotic text-based roleplay?
          Originally posted by thesunfan
          I literally spent 10 minutes in the library looking for the TWG forum on Smogon and couldn't find it what the fuck is this witchcraft IGR

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          • PaperclipGames
            Mrow~
            • May 2008
            • 648

            #6
            Re: Ask Clippy Anything

            Originally posted by igotrhythm
            What's your plan for when Zapmeister comes around with his inevitable poker with animals question?
            I'll see what to answer when he asks it. I've seen him asking it everywhere but never bothered to read the question fully.

            Originally posted by igotrhythm
            Do you enjoy non-erotic text-based roleplay?
            I love affection. I love hugs and cuddles in such roleplay. I guess I could roleplay other random things too but I'm not sure why I would? So I guess the answer is yes, since hugs and cuddles generally aren't erotic. :3
            948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
            Best AAAs: Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star (69), Nous (69), Pure Ruby (68), Heavenly Spores (68), Ambient Angels (66), Within Life (66), Defection (66) Southern Cross (65)

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            • FFRGreen
              Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
              • Oct 2010
              • 1151

              #7
              Re: Ask Clippy Anything

              hows life

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              • PaperclipGames
                Mrow~
                • May 2008
                • 648

                #8
                Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                Originally posted by FFRGreen
                hows life
                pretty good at the mo'
                948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
                Best AAAs: Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star (69), Nous (69), Pure Ruby (68), Heavenly Spores (68), Ambient Angels (66), Within Life (66), Defection (66) Southern Cross (65)

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                • Pseudo Enigma
                  ごめんなさい (/ω\)
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 2290

                  #9
                  Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                  marry me? :V
                  sike what was your reaction?

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                  • PaperclipGames
                    Mrow~
                    • May 2008
                    • 648

                    #10
                    Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                    Originally posted by Pseudo Enigma
                    marry me? :V
                    sike what was your reaction?
                    I was gonna say yes, but then I noticed. fuk u emitththhtth
                    948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
                    Best AAAs: Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star (69), Nous (69), Pure Ruby (68), Heavenly Spores (68), Ambient Angels (66), Within Life (66), Defection (66) Southern Cross (65)

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                    • top
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 1907

                      #11
                      Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                      What is your straight up honest opinion of me?

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                      • Trogdor!!!!
                        Forum User
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 1664

                        #12
                        Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                        On a scale of 1 to as fuk, how kawaii am I?
                        Violets Forever

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                        • PaperclipGames
                          Mrow~
                          • May 2008
                          • 648

                          #13
                          Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                          Originally posted by top
                          What is your straight up honest opinion of me?
                          You are a very nice, very adorable person. Maybe you're also a little bit weird, but that's perfectly okay, because the world would be a very boring place without weird people. <3

                          Originally posted by Trogdor!!!!
                          On a scale of 1 to as fuk, how kawaii am I?
                          as fuk + 1
                          948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
                          Best AAAs: Exciting Hyper Highspeed Star (69), Nous (69), Pure Ruby (68), Heavenly Spores (68), Ambient Angels (66), Within Life (66), Defection (66) Southern Cross (65)

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                          • Zapmeister
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 466

                            #14
                            Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                            You're playing poker with a tiger, a panda, a polar bear, a woodlouse, and a shoebill. You're holding Jc 10c and the flop is Kh 7h 9c. The tiger yawns really loudly, lies flat on the floor, tries to go to sleep, remembers it's his turn, casually bets the minimum, and goes to sleep. The panda folds instantly. The polar bear looks scornfully at the woodlouse and shoebill as if both of them have bad-beaten him earlier on or something and raises to 3x. The woodlouse confidently calls. The shoebill jumps around a lot, laughs at the polar bear's face, and eventually calms down and calls too. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

                            If you're a tourist in the Netherlands can you get by with just speaking English, or would you need to learn Dutch?

                            How often do you realise the irony of hitting a "good" not being a good thing in ffr?

                            Suppse you discover a cure for cancer. However, you also know that this cure will eventually lead to plankton being extinct in about 500 years, if it's made available everywhere. What do you do?
                            A. Share the cure freely with everybody
                            B. Share the cure and use the money to try and genetically modify something else to act as a replacement for plankton
                            C. Share the cure with only those prepared to pay huge amounts for it, like an auction
                            D. Share the cure with only those whose first name is Steve (or some other name of your choice)
                            E. Kill all the plankton first by some other means and then share the cure
                            F. Destroy all evidence of the cure
                            G. Create a fake cure that kills those who take it
                            H. Walk into a TK Maxx fitting room and close the door and wait for about 5 minutes and yell extremely loudly "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"

                            Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

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                            • EzExZeRo7497
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 6858

                              #15
                              Re: Ask Clippy Anything

                              Originally posted by top
                              What is your straight up honest opinion of me?
                              Also, how do you pronounce your name?

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