ask a duder

[Gundam-Dude]

Re: ask a duder

could you show me your best work pls?

What are your plans after you are done school (completely)?

Join the job hunt and hopefully find a design position somewhere. My program coordinator and most of my profs know of and could recommend several design companies that could use graphic design grads—there are more companies that partake in the whole field placement/internship thing than there are students to provide and fill up those available spots surprisingly, lmao. Other than getting a start on my career, move out into an apartment when I'm financially stable, etc.

the typical young adult aspirations zzz

[Zapmeister]

Re: ask a duder

You're playing poker with a tiger, a llama, a platypus, and an osprey. You're holding Kd Qd and the flop is 3c 3s 3h. The tiger wags its tail around a bit, chews its cards slowly, shuffles its chips around, gets its cards confused with its chips, starts chewing on its chips, realises his mistake, and bets the minimum. The llama casually calls. The platypus takes a deep breath and looks like it's about to raise but folds. The osprey raises to 4x while keeping a firm grip on its cards. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

How would you compare your best artwork to Van Gogh's Sunflowers?

What is your favourite flavour of ice cream?

Suppose you're an alien from Saturn who knows only a little bit about Earthling culture. You're introduced to YouTube and the first few videos you watch happen to be videos of this new-fangled "Harlem Shake" thing. How does that impact your perspective of humanity?

[ddr_f4n]

Re: ask a duder

Hey when do you work and get off at Food Basics? I might come around one day :V

[Gundam-Dude]

Re: ask a duder

You're playing poker with a tiger, a llama, a platypus, and an osprey. You're holding Kd Qd and the flop is 3c 3s 3h. The tiger wags its tail around a bit, chews its cards slowly, shuffles its chips around, gets its cards confused with its chips, starts chewing on its chips, realises his mistake, and bets the minimum. The llama casually calls. The platypus takes a deep breath and looks like it's about to raise but folds. The osprey raises to 4x while keeping a firm grip on its cards. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

neither because I would be too busy chewing on a styrofoam kfc bowl that contained some macaroni salad that expired on the 23rd of may 1998 whilst attempting to do a kegstand and downing 20 beer glasses that all happen to have poker chips in them because we were all playing quarters on the side but didn't actually have any coins on us so we were ghetto and used what we had. i think maybe the burning bush outside the place was a good sign that we should all probably leave because there were some mildly intoxicated fellows that got lost after taking some bong hits and they happened to be kneeling on the ground and pretending to be boa constrictors feasting on some unexpected babies glazed in tar tar sauce and paprika like seasonings probably from some recipe stolen from wendy's or some shitty ass burger joint that anorexic kids with high metabolisms would go and order everything they could in the hopes that they would put on a few pounds when all they would have to do is change their diet and exercise schedules. maybe they were dropped onto the floor as a child like a fish fillet covered in signature betty crocker batter that was undercooked and caused some upset stomachs to diners across the state of utah but regardless of which I think it was safe to say that we were fucking mashed up and be gone up them creases

How would you compare your best artwork to Van Gogh's Sunflowers?

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What is your favourite flavour of ice cream?

horse intestines and donkey liver covered in taco sprinkles and marinated with bbq sauce with a dash of diamonds

Suppose you're an alien from Saturn who knows only a little bit about Earthling culture. You're introduced to YouTube and the first few videos you watch happen to be videos of this new-fangled "Harlem Shake" thing. How does that impact your perspective of humanity?

if you temporarily accept the overcompulsion of the interactivity of the paranormal frozen race modules from the counter productive race pupils often found from the equatorial forests of jamaica, it is very possible to sight see that the frolicking panthers of the sequin pink luster jade dresses go onto the forgiving hemispherical populace that you usually never thopught abpout because they would be way tpoo busy forgetting what they want ed to forget. minimalists often pondered about the pandering ways of the forty four truck blaze slamming into the ergosphere of platonic givers of the voluptuous mocha latte tribes of mumbai whom were all very technologically advanced with their patented self cleaning sporks and their beats by dr dre heaphones encrusted with sapphires mined from the mountainous regions of british columbia from the land of maple syrup, igloos, and tim hortons, known as canadia. often times you would spot many polar bears chugging kegs of pepsi because they si,ply don't give a fl;yin g fuck about what the americans think about branding and advertising to the social norms that we call facebook and twitter and even obscurities like flickr, google plus, and even youtube. . . .
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Hey when do you work and get off at Food Basics? I might come around one day :V

Fridays from 14:00 to 22:00 (closing shift). Find me getting ripped from lifting bagged milk onto racks.

[Snowcrafta]

Re: ask a duder

Your name is familiar