I started subbing last Spring. I'm technically a long-term substitute with my current school, but I'm here for three marking periods, so it's basically all year.
You're playing poker with a tiger, a lion, a leopard, a hyena, and an ant. You're holding 7s 5c and the flop is 7h 6c 2h. Everybody looks really bored and not concentrating too much on the game, or on anything else for that matter, and they all check around to the ant, which bets the minimum. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?
Have you bungee jumped an odd or an even number of times in your life?
Where does your username come from?
What's the smallest number of people you can put in a room such that there will always be five people who all know each other or five who all don't know each other?
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. ProofExample
Chaz was a poker nickname in college. I was a freshman and randomly called a sophomore named Charles "Chaz." He wasn't pleased and dubbed me Chaz instead. It stuck somehow. I had also recently performed the lead role in "Bugsy Malone." The show has All That Jazz in it. Somehow the two came together and I thought it was unique.
5. Unless we're including schizophrenics, in which case it's 1.
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