This thread is pure FFR gold, also makes me want to whore out my profile for a month to get some credits so I can possibly start my own tourney this summer when I reach vet status.
Originally posted by reuben_tate
I'll bid a single erotic yet safe-for-work photo of me posing while wearing my Piplup hat while sucking on a blueberry lollipop with my mouth partially open so you can see the lollipop color to verify it's blueberryness.
Disclaimer: This photo is not guaranteed to cause pleasure.
You're gonna love me Rob. 50K for a vid of you doing an epic dance to song of your choice. You have to dance to the whole song, song has to be at least 2:30 minutes long AND you gotta do the robot somewhere in the vid.
Well my vid definitely won't look anything like that ._.
I won't say I'll promise that I'll have a solid routine prepped for the vid (because I already know I can't dance for shit), but you'll probably find it somewhat entertaining regardless.
Worst case scenario, if I can already tell the vid's going to be shit within the first 30 seconds of filming, I'll just turn it into a striptease because idgaf~
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