Re: How do you shave?
0. Cover face in shaving shit.
1. Moustache with the grain.
2. Right side sideburn/cheek, working my way down and around till I get to my chin pubes, with the grain.
3. Repeat on other side.
4. Chin with the grain.
5. Neck beard with the grain.
6. Cover myself with shaving shit again.
7. Repeat in same order, this time against the grain.
8. Balls if I need to
0. Cover face in shaving shit.
1. Moustache with the grain.
2. Right side sideburn/cheek, working my way down and around till I get to my chin pubes, with the grain.
3. Repeat on other side.
4. Chin with the grain.
5. Neck beard with the grain.
6. Cover myself with shaving shit again.
7. Repeat in same order, this time against the grain.
8. Balls if I need to

PATHETIC!


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