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  • psychoangel691
    Retired Staff
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Dec 2004
    • 10438
    #31
    Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

    Brb going to nyc with my moms dog just to meet this guy lol.
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      • BethanyBangs
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        • Oct 2010
        • 730
        #32
        Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

        Man i wish i could write something cool like that.
        ~

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          • AlexDest
            good hot
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Sep 2007
            • 5309
            #33
            Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

            flabbergasted

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              • justin_ator
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                • Mar 2007
                • 7648
                #34
                Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                Laughed pretty darn hard at that. Good stuff.

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                  • who_cares973
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 15407
                    #35
                    Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                    The entire time I pictured rubix doing what this guy said he'd do

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                      • Mans0n
                        Sun and Stars
                        FFR Music Producer
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2907
                        #36
                        Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                        Originally posted by who_cares973
                        The entire time I pictured rubix doing what this guy said he'd do
                        Rubix? naah.

                        Tass? yes.
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                          • PrawnSkunk
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                            FFR Administrator
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 3907
                            #37
                            Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                            ok.


                            I lol'd :]

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                              • revolutionomega
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 2240
                                #38
                                Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                Wow this is sick xD No dog and I live a half hour out of the city sadly :/
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                                  • -zeroSKILL-
                                    Fuc Da Police
                                    • Jul 2008
                                    • 1860
                                    #39
                                    Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                    I had to do it. It was like God himself held the gun to my head and made me do it... I had no choice.

                                    Edited only mildly.

                                    craigslist | Page Not Found
                                    http://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/pas/2402896990.html


                                    Edit:
                                    Will update if I get any funny replies
                                    Last edited by -zeroSKILL-; 05-25-2011, 05:52 PM.
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                                      • Mans0n
                                        Sun and Stars
                                        FFR Music Producer
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 2907
                                        #40
                                        Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                        i heard on the news that the guy who posted this add was savagely raped and beaten by on of his clients dogs...

                                        Guess they weren't as excited to meet him as he thought lol.
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                                          • SocoNhydro420
                                            FFR Veteran
                                            • Oct 2008
                                            • 915
                                            #41
                                            Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                            wow, hahaha. can you say epic?

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                                              • xBBx Takedown
                                                FFR Veteran
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 2627
                                                #42
                                                Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                                LMAO!
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                                                  • MarioNintendo
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                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                    • 4177
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                                    Originally posted by Mans0n
                                                    i heard on the news that the guy who posted this add was savagely raped and beaten by on of his clients dogs...

                                                    Guess they weren't as excited to meet him as he thought lol.
                                                    "You're not even remotely funny. Nobody takes you seriously so you should stop posting or stop being an assclown."

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                                                      • Nyokou
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                                                        • Apr 2005
                                                        • 4246
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                                        Wow MarioNintendo, I said the exact same thing to him a while back. Great minds think alike.
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                                                          • DarknessXoXLight
                                                            sonder
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 2279
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Best CraigsList ad ever.

                                                            luuuul.

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