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  • AssNinja4759
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2009
    • 38
    #1

    Happy birthday Penis!!

    Everyone else is doing it, so here it goes.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    You have been a dick for the last 5 years..
    Yet ever since I took you by the arm, you have been awesome.
    Spitting in many a mouth, being used and abused
    Thank you penis, for keeping me company.

    (Wish your peens a happy birthday. They deserve it.. Don't they?)
    Originally posted by who_cares973
    playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.

    Forch is AMAZING. I love her to death.
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    • xBBx Mikeh
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2009
      • 58
      #2
      Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

      Thanks rich <3

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        • AssNinja4759
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2009
          • 38
          #3
          Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

          Lol. You wish YOUR penis a happy birthday. and you are welcome Mike.
          Originally posted by who_cares973
          playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.

          Forch is AMAZING. I love her to death.

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            • xBBx Mikeh
              FFR Player
              • Oct 2009
              • 58
              #4
              Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

              Originally posted by AssNinja4759
              Lol. You wish YOUR penis a happy birthday. and you are welcome Mike.
              Thanks dick*

              <3

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                • championanwar
                  Ask Nuro! x3
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2588
                  #5
                  Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                  lol

                  Originally posted by aperson
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                  aperson: yo shikari if u c thom yorke
                  aperson: plz tell him 2 start usin consonants again
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                    • AssNinja4759
                      FFR Player
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 38
                      #6
                      Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                      Originally posted by championanwar
                      lol
                      When was the last time your penis got some attention anwar? You should thank him. Liek, naoish. I heard that all the unwanted, and abused peens are going to revolt. YOU WANT YOUR WANG TO KEEEEEL YOU?!?!
                      Originally posted by who_cares973
                      playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.

                      Forch is AMAZING. I love her to death.

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                        • Bluearrowll
                          ⊙▃⊙
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 7376
                          #7
                          Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                          What kind of dick would make a thread like this.

                          You aren't funny.
                          1st in Kommisar's 2009 SM Tournament
                          1st in I Love You`s 2009 New Year`s Tournament
                          3rd in EnR's Mashfest '08 tournament
                          5th in Phynx's Unofficial FFR Tournament
                          9th in D3 of the 2008-2009 4th Official FFR Tournament
                          10th in D5 of the 2010 5th Official FFR Tournament
                          10th in D6 of the 2011-2012 6th Official FFR Tournament
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                          FGO AAA Count: 10

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                            • AssNinja4759
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 38
                              #8
                              Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                              Originally posted by Bluearrowll
                              What kind of dick would make a thread like this.

                              You aren't funny.
                              an unfunny dick would make a thread like this, good sir. My dick isn't funny. You, however, are.
                              Originally posted by who_cares973
                              playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.

                              Forch is AMAZING. I love her to death.

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                                • HazelleReturns
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Mar 2007
                                  • 47
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                                  -rolls eyes-
                                  'Sall Good

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                                    • AssNinja4759
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Feb 2009
                                      • 38
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                                      you wouldn't know what a penis goes through Hazelle.
                                      Originally posted by who_cares973
                                      playing with your cock is anything but easy. its really hard to keep a hard-on because of what you're doing. when i was playing with my penis i had to keep a porn video playing on the side so i could maintain a decent erection throughout the song.

                                      Forch is AMAZING. I love her to death.

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                                        • HazelleReturns
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 47
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                                          Oh yours hasn't even gone close to what the Pain Oympians' has gone through.
                                          'Sall Good

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                                            • xBBx Mikeh
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Oct 2009
                                              • 58
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                                              Originally posted by HazelleReturns
                                              Oh yours hasn't even gone close to what the Pain Oympians' has gone through.
                                              Ya took it way too far.

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                                                • Mythix
                                                  FFR Veteran
                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 1045
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                                                  Originally posted by AssNinja4759
                                                  an unfunny dick would make a thread like this, good sir. My dick isn't funny. You, however, are.
                                                  wat, you're like the least funny guy on the web right now. You make Yaboy look like Jeff Dunham.

                                                  Also, that's the worst flamer comeback I've seen on FFR, srsly, like "1ur cupid" "2yesh I am hueahuea I said it myself that means u dumb men!!"

                                                  Gtfo

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                                                    • HazelleReturns
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                      • 47
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                                                      Originally posted by xBBx Mikeh
                                                      Ya took it way too far.
                                                      No I didn't. I was simply comparing his penis' supposed hard life compared to someone else's. This thread was destined to fail anyway.
                                                      'Sall Good

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                                                        • Quigly
                                                          nah
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 3506
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy birthday Penis!!

                                                          So hows being the manager of a McDonald's working out for you.
                                                          nah

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