Oops I broke the laws of math.

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  • stargroup
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2007
    • 974

    #1

    Oops I broke the laws of math.

    When someone fixes the proof I'll post another one in which I break the laws again.

    P.S. If you think this is too easy for you don't ruin it for others. Let them figure it out.


    Proof 1: 3=2

    -6 = -6

    9 - 15 = 4 - 10

    9 + (25/4) - 15 = 4 + (25/4) - 10

    (3 - 5/2)(3 - 5/2) = (2 - 5/2)(2 - 5/2)

    (3 - 5/2)² = (2 - 5/2)²

    3 - 5/2 = 2 - 5/2


    3 = 2


    Proof 2: 2=1

    a = b

    a² = ab

    a² - b² = ab - b²

    (a - b)(a + b) = b (a - b)

    a + b = b

    2b = b


    2 = 1


    Proof 3: 1=-1

    -1 = -1

    1/-1 = -1/1

    √(1/-1) = √(-1/1)

    √1 / √-1 = √-1 / √1

    √1 * √1 = √-1 * √-1

    √1 = √-1


    1 = -1


    Alternate version of Proof 3:

    1 = √1 = √(-1)(-1) = √-1 * √-1 = -1


    Proof 4: 0=1

    0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...

    0 = (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + ...

    0 = 1 + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + ...

    0 = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...


    0 = 1


    Proof 5: 1=0

    x = 1

    (d/dx) x = (d/dx) 1


    1 = 0


    Proof 6: 2=1

    x² = x * x = x + x + x + x ... (x times)

    (d/dx) x² = (d/dx) x + x + x + x ... (x times)

    2x = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 ... (x times)

    2x = x


    2 = 1


    Proof 7: Sum of all positive integers is negative.

    S = 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + ...

    A = 1 - 2 + 3 - 4 + 5 - 6 + 7 - ...

    S-A = (1-1) + (2-(-2)) + (3-3) + (4-(-4)) + ...
    = 4 + 8 + 12 + 16 + ...
    = 4S

    S+A = (1+1) + (2+(-2)) + (3+3) + (4+(-4)) + ...
    = 2 + 6 + 10 + 14 + ...
    = 2 + (4+2) + (8+2) + (12+2) + ...
    = 4S + (2+2+2+2+...)

    (S-A) + (S+A) = 2S = 8S + (2+2+2+2+...)

    -6S = (2+2+2+2+...)


    S = (-1/6)(2+2+2+2+...)



    Mind blown yet?
    Last edited by stargroup; 10-18-2009, 04:45 PM.
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  • Prime8
    Awwwwwww!
    • Nov 2006
    • 1581

    #2
    Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

    So do you actually want us to point out the flaw in this or not?

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    • stargroup
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2007
      • 974

      #3
      Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

      sure go ahead

      unless this is baby food to you, in which case let other stew in confusion for a while first
      (´・ω・`)

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      • Spenner
        Forum User
        • Nov 2006
        • 2403

        #4
        Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

        It's baby food.

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        • Prime8
          Awwwwwww!
          • Nov 2006
          • 1581

          #5
          Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

          Yeah, it's kinda easy. At least it's a bit harder to see than the popular 2=1 trick. I'll leave others to figure it out then. These are still kinda fun to look at IMO

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          • dandandamdandan1111
            the baker man
            • Jun 2007
            • 2176

            #6
            Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

            9 + (25/4) - 15 = 4 + (25/4) - 10
            (3 - 5/2)(3 - 5/2) = (2 - 5/2)(2 - 5/2)
            where did the -15 and -10 go?

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            • bLasTamos
              FFR Veteran
              • Jun 2008
              • 137

              #7
              Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

              star, next challenge plz.

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              • foilman8805
                smoke wheat hail satin
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Sep 2006
                • 5704

                #8
                Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                Originally posted by dandandamdandan1111
                9 + (25/4) - 15 = 4 + (25/4) - 10
                (3 - 5/2)(3 - 5/2) = (2 - 5/2)(2 - 5/2)
                where did the -15 and -10 go?
                they're factored

                foil the stuff in the parenthesis and you'll get the numbers on the above line
                Last edited by foilman8805; 10-18-2009, 04:10 PM.

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                • Spenner
                  Forum User
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 2403

                  #9
                  Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                  Originally posted by foilman8805
                  they're factored

                  foil the stuff in the parenthesis
                  Believe me, he knows his foils.

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                  • Prime8
                    Awwwwwww!
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 1581

                    #10
                    Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                    Originally posted by dandandamdandan1111
                    9 + (25/4) - 15 = 4 + (25/4) - 10
                    (3 - 5/2)(3 - 5/2) = (2 - 5/2)(2 - 5/2)
                    where did the -15 and -10 go?
                    3(-5/2) + 3(-5/2) = -15
                    2(-5/2) + 2(-5/2) = -10

                    FOIL it to see he just put it in factor form

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                    • leonid
                      I am leonid
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 8080

                      #11
                      Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                      Wow it actually took me some minutes to figure out what happened lmao silly me


                      edit: I already knew about the second one so no comment on that



                      Proud member of Team No

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                      • stargroup
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 974

                        #12
                        Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                        yeah

                        well, I posted the classic one
                        (´・ω・`)

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                        • dandandamdandan1111
                          the baker man
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 2176

                          #13
                          Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                          im a math major

                          oh haha i see it now
                          Last edited by dandandamdandan1111; 10-18-2009, 04:22 PM.

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                          • foilman8805
                            smoke wheat hail satin
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5704

                            #14
                            Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                            i'm pretty awful at stuff like this but i think the problem is going from the 4th line to the 5th...right?

                            that's all i'll say. i don't want to ruin it.

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                            • leonid
                              I am leonid
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              FFR Music Producer
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 8080

                              #15
                              Re: Oops I broke the laws of math.

                              Originally posted by dandandamdandan1111
                              im a math major
                              Originally posted by dandandamdandan1111
                              Age: 15
                              Not yet



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