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  • makaveli121212
    FFR Player
    • May 2003
    • 3823

    #1

    You gotta be #%#%$ kidding me

    i got these two emails today...does anyone seriously fall for this


    PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO GO INTO
    BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. AFTER MY PRAYER, I HAD
    THE REVELATION THAT YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME.
    HOWEVER, I HAVE ALREADY SENT YOU THIS SAME LETTER BY
    POST ONE WEEK AGO, BUT I AM NOT SURE IF IT DID GET TO
    YOU SINCE I HAVE NOT HEAR FROM YOU, HENCE MY RESENTING
    IT AGAIN.

    I AM KEVIN KRA., THE ONLY SON OF CHIEF AND LOLO EDMUND
    KRA, MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH FARMER AND COCOA
    MERCHANT, BASED IN ABIDJAN: THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF
    IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS
    BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTINGS TO DISCUSS
    ON A BUSINESS ISSUE.

    MY FATHER WAS MARRIED WITH TWO WIVES, THREE CHILDREN.
    MY MOTHER WAS HIS FIRST WIFE, WHILE I AM THE ONLY
    SON.AFTER MY MOTHER DIED ON THE OCTOBER 24TH 1989, MY
    FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL SINCE I AM MOTHERLESS.
    BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON MARCH 26TH 2001 IN A
    PRIVATE HOSPITAL WHERE HE WAS ADMITTED, HE CALLED ME
    SECRETLY TO HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ME ABOUT MONEY,THE
    SUM OF US$ 10 MILLION (TEN MILLION DOLLARS)HE LODGED
    IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN A PARTICULAR BANK HERE IN
    ABIDJAN .HE TOLD ME THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT
    BENEFICIARY IN DEPOSIT OF THE MONEY.

    ALSO HE EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS
    MONEY HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS PARTNER , THAT I
    SHOULD SEEK FOR A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER IN A
    COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE TO ASSIST ME TO TRANSFER THIS
    MONEY TO AN OVERSEAS ACCOUNT WHERE IT WILL BE USED FOR
    A PROPER FUTURE INVESTMENT PURPOSE IN ANY LUCRATIVE
    BUSINESS .

    I AM HONOURABLE SOLICITING FOR YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE AS
    FOLLOWS
    1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE
    TRANSFER TO FOR AN INVESTMENT PURPOSE IN A PROFITABLE
    OUTFIT WHICH YOU KNOW BEST.
    2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS MONEY SINCE I AM A
    BOY OF 22 YEARS OLD.
    3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY TO
    CONTINUE MY EDUCATION CAREER.


    I AM PROMISE TO OFFER YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL MONEY AS
    THE MODE OF COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT TO ASSISTING
    ME AFTER THE TRANSFERRING THIS MONEY TO YOUR NOMINATED
    ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. PLEASE I WILL BE VERY HAPPY IF THIS
    TRANSACTION WILL BE CONCLUDED QUICK..

    I AM EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
    AND I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE
    AND THE FAX NUMBER IN REPLYING OF THIS PROPOSAL AND
    PLEASE SEND ME AN EMAIL. I WILL FURNISH YOU THE
    DOCUMENTS COVERING THIS MONEY IN THE BANK UPON
    REQUEST.

    THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU DO CARE FOR ME AMEN

    BEST REGARDS

    I am Alhaji Mohammed Abacha, the son of the late
    Nigerian Head of State who died on the 8th of June
    1998 while in active services.
    Following the sudden death of my father, General Sani
    Abacha, the present Civilian Government has thrown my
    family and I into a state of utter confusion,
    frustration,and hopelessness. I have been subjected to
    inhuman physical and physiological torture,
    incarceration by the security Agents in my country. I
    was only recently released from detention after been
    arraigned before the Federal High Court of Nigeria for
    an offence committed by my late father.
    The incumbent civilian administration of Chief
    Olusegun Obasanjo has intensified his probe into my
    late father's activities while in the office and he
    has frozen all our local and foreign accounts together
    with other assets of my family as a retaliation for
    what my late father did to him when he was alive as
    the Head of the Military regime in Nigeria. As a
    matter of fact, we have been declared bankrupt and
    they are not relenting to make us poor for life.
    As a man that is so traumatized, I have lost
    confidence with anybody within my country as all those
    who benefited immensely during the regime of my late
    father have openly abandoned all my family.
    MY REASONS FOR CONTACTING YOU.
    I got your contacts through my personal research and
    out of desperation decided to reach you through this
    medium.
    You must have heard over the media reports and the
    Internet on the recovery of various huge sums of money
    deposited by my late father in different Banks and
    security firms abroad. Some of these banks and
    security firms willingly gave-up/divulge their banking
    secrets and disclosed to the present civilian
    administration of Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, all my
    family's cash lodgement and monetary transactions with
    them.
    Please my dear, I repose great confidence in you and I
    hope you will not betray my confidence in you.
    I have secretly deposited the sum of $20,000,000.00
    with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for
    now until we open communications. The money is
    contained in a metal box consignment with Security
    Deposit Number.
    I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund
    into your Bank account for safekeeping. This
    arrangement is known to you and my junior brother
    (Abbas) only. So I will deal directly with you. I am
    proposing a 20% share of the fund to you for your kind
    assistance. I shall provide for you all the documents
    of the fund deposit with the security firm, and raise
    a power of attorney `to enable you claim and receive
    this fund into your bank account.
    Also this transaction demands absolute
    confidentiality. On no condition must you disclose it
    to anybody irrespective of your relation with the
    person. Remember, Loose lips sinks ship
    I am looking forward to your urgent and positive
    response via my email above.
    Best regards,
    Alhaji Mohammed Abacha.
    Originally posted by VxDx
    Stick it in her butt and pee.
  • Privateer
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2003
    • 2962

    #2
    I'm using the second e-mail to write a story.

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    • tristia
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2003
      • 419

      #3
      ive gotten emails like this...
      especially on my yahoo account, i get tons of them.
      Yay MySpace

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      • EDEdDNEdDYFaN
        FFR Veteran
        • May 2003
        • 2119

        #4
        I love the fathers name of the first email LOLO ^_^

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        • Lupin_the_3rd
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2003
          • 2665

          #5
          whoa....dude...we should do this!

          20% of 20 mil is like 4 million dollars! we'd be rich! I'm all for it!

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          • Jam930
            FFR Player
            • Apr 2004
            • 1069

            #6
            its a scam! duh
            -Jamie

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            • Omeganitros
              auauauau
              • Jun 2003
              • 8897

              #7
              Sarcasm, Jam...Sarcasm...

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              • Jam930
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2004
                • 1069

                #8
                Originally posted by Lupin_the_3rd
                whoa....dude...we should do this!

                20% of 20 mil is like 4 million dollars! we'd be rich! I'm all for it!

                sarcasm and/or stupidity.

                i decided to be safe and just say it was a scam.



                I'm so damn sorry Omeganitros. -.-
                -Jamie

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                • Lupin_the_3rd
                  FFR Player
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 2665

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jam930
                  its a scam! duh
                  heheh that just made my day

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                  • Jam930
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1069

                    #10
                    your welcome.
                    -Jamie

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                    • Lupin_the_3rd
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 2665

                      #11
                      oooh heres a better response


                      Originally posted by Jam930
                      its a scam! duh
                      (mr miyagi points to topic title)

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                      • Cyborg_Mermaid
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 294

                        #12
                        Holy scamisms, Batman! Couldn't resist. That email is such a pathetic attempt for a guilt trip.
                        Guess who's back!

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                        • Jam930
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1069

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Lupin_the_3rd
                          oooh heres a better response


                          Originally posted by Jam930
                          its a scam! duh
                          (mr miyagi points to topic title)
                          good one.
                          -Jamie

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                          • Lupin_the_3rd
                            FFR Player
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 2665

                            #14
                            i'm a riot, i know.

                            I haven't gotten any of these emails yet. not that it's disconcerting or anything. I'd write one of those stories if the company paid me like $15-$20. Damn, it sure would be fun to make life a living hell for someone.

                            Speaking of which, my friend's friend's sister has a job in which she calls and tells people they've been exposed to dangerous chemicals. How great a job would that be:

                            "Do you want me to predict your future?"
                            "sure, whatever, what will it be like?"
                            "SHORT!! AHAHAHA You've been exposed to large amounts of Radium- how classic is that!!"
                            "oh fuck!"

                            etc etc

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                            • Jam930
                              FFR Player
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 1069

                              #15
                              scary...
                              -Jamie

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