I have been disturbed

[AC1speakerbox]

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^ That's exactly what convinced me.
Especially the kids section xD
It really is some funny stuff, and I'm Christian too.

[Brycexx]

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this is pretty damn funny

[MrGiggles]

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True Christian®

This is why I don't watch secular television stations. It only leads to foul evils like masturbation. I hope those boys learned a lesson. Maybe in time they will realize their mistake and repent. The Lord will forgive them.

[Kagami_Hiiragi]

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It took under one minute of viewing the commercial before Satan entered the boys

[championanwar]

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You can make a fake story with realistic ideas. You don't need to such a ***.

qft

[Crashfan3]

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The Landover Baptist Board of Directors approved a $2.5 million budget for Creation Scientists to open a 4-year investigation into an abdominal exercise tool called the "Ab Toner."

So, let me get this straight... you paid a guy $2.5M to tell you that if you put something that pulsates on your dick, it gets hard?

"You can't really blame the boys. In reality, turning on a secular television station in a Christian home is like sending Lucifer a personal invitation to hold a picnic in your living room."

Oh, no! My brother's in the other room watching Spongebob Squarepants and being held by the evil grip of Satan!

For now, we're just concerned about performing our Godly duty in getting an action alert out to every True Christian® in America.

True Christian® is ©1692-2009 Landover Baptist Church. All Rights Reserved. Usage without permission is punishable by law.

'Read this manual thoroughly before you begin.' There is no question that that statement is both malicious and deliberate." Edwards noted that pornographic pictures of females and males with "Ab-Toners" placed on revealing parts of their bodies throughout the manual direct innocent children to participate in something called, Targeted Toning.

It comes with free porn?! AWESOME!

"It's just sad that three wonderful young Christian boys had to have theirs hacked off at the stem before we got our budget approved."

SCHING! Nopenis4u. :3

the "Ab-Toner" caused muscles in the boys' private areas to harden and grow at such an accellerated rate that one of the youngsters nearly poked out his eye with the tip of his penis.

Oh snap, Christians discovered Ultra Male Enhancement®

The great length of his genitals was such that ... even as we stood there with our jaws agape.

Hey, if the cock's that big, I understand if you wanna blow him.

[AC1speakerbox]

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^ roflmao xD

[GG_Guru]

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Holy ****..

[bobfunck65]

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i loled