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03-31-2009, 12:57 PM

Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

You do realize that a worm is not a virus, and they don't even operate similarly, right? They are polar opposites in terms of operation and function, but facts don't seem to matter all that much nowadays. /shrug oh well

You're fine, and your cute little AV won't stop anyone who really wants to get in. It's like using a fly swatter against a rancor. HURR

And Conficker is a rancor that wants to get inside your anus.

also

HAY GUISE

durrrrrrr

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03-31-2009, 04:45 PM

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psst guys http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/132464

"What won't work? Turning your PC off tonight and back on on April 2 will not protect you from the worm (sorry to the dozens of people who wrote me asking if this would do the trick). Temporarily disconnecting your computer from the web won't help if the malware is already on your machine -- it will simply activate once you connect again."

ouch. =p
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03-31-2009, 04:51 PM

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Just look at massive amounts of yiff, it'll scare the worm away.
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03-31-2009, 06:54 PM

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Imma get on at skewl tomorrow and go to every website I can and try to crash teh school comps guyz!

Lol that would be epic.
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03-31-2009, 07:01 PM

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I hope Zezima gets owned

lol i bet this guy is a runescape fanatic and just wants lots of new accounts.

/facepalm

ok uhhh brb deleting all cookies.

wait how do i delete cookies.
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03-31-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Bolth mannn

I hope Zezima gets owned

lol i bet this guy is a runescape fanatic and just wants lots of new accounts.

/facepalm

ok uhhh brb deleting all cookies.

wait how do i delete cookies.

Tools > internet options > delete cookies.
Or Tools > Clear private data > etc..

Yeah, I'm just going to keep my comp off tomorrow.

I just did a virus scan and I didn't have anything, but still.

Edit: Also backed up my HD.

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03-31-2009, 07:09 PM

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I'm not the least bit worried about this....
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03-31-2009, 07:16 PM

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Oooooo! Scary! I'm shaking in my boots!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!

Get real. This is just another attempt to give the world something to panic about just like 6/6/06. Please.

And a bounty? LOL!
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03-31-2009, 07:23 PM

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At exactly 3:53:59 AM EST tomorrow morning, every infected computer will automatically open PowerPoint, and run a macro that inserts a text box with size 72 font that reads "APRIL FOOLS!" And then all will return to normal.
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03-31-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Bolth mannn

ok uhhh brb deleting all cookies.

wait how do i delete cookies.

Cause obviously the most elaborate worm in the world is stored as a cookie...obviously.

Originally posted by 5.points

Yeah, I'm just going to keep my comp off tomorrow.

I just did a virus scan and I didn't have anything, but still.

Edit: Also backed up my HD.

If you read anything in this thread you would know turning off your computer would just postpone it until you turned it back on, but backing your **** up is a good idea.

Originally posted by GG_Guru

Oooooo! Scary! I'm shaking in my boots!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!

Get real. This is just another attempt to give the world something to panic about just like 6/6/06. Please.

And a bounty? LOL!
No comment.

Stuff like this has happend before. This isn't post apocalyptic rather than wide spread malware...dumb ass.
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03-31-2009, 08:16 PM

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6% of America will be affected.
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03-31-2009, 08:27 PM

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so my parents think that we have it on this computer (dad opened up an email attatchment and it crashed our windows and said you just got owned) so i will let you know what happens tomorrow lol not too worried about it though life goes on outside of computers haha
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03-31-2009, 08:29 PM

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I'd say I'm protected; does a firewall count as protection, anyway? Well, I love how it blocks everything unless I specify which sites are safe. Then again, I may be just protected by a bunch of lies. Lies and a hopeless life. Go figure.
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03-31-2009, 08:30 PM

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Heard about this, laughed. Waste of concern.

Yeah I'll make a sig later.
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03-31-2009, 08:44 PM

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Lets see who's laughing tomorrow

ha ha ha ha

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