Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

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  • OrganisM
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    #16
    Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

    Thank you. Thank ****ing god, somebody isn't completely retarded.

    Hmm, 9,000,000 PC's? Imagine what you could cripple with a DDoS. rofl!
    .

    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


    Originally Posted by
    MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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    • Shaydow
      FFR Veteran
      • Jun 2008
      • 162

      #17
      Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

      Originally posted by OrganisM
      Thank you. Thank ****ing god, somebody isn't completely retarded.

      Hmm, 9,000,000 PC's? Imagine what you could cripple with a DDoS. rofl!
      I'm actually thinking the computing power. If you had the knowledge to understand what you where programming beforehand, and the ability to use it ( remember I said NOTHING bad has been done with Conficker, YET ), GOD, you could, well, figure out anything modern capitilaization has restiricted do to lack of capital.

      Or play some REALLY uber games ( lag in FFR? F*CK THAT! )
      " Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
      Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
      To the last syllable of recorded time,
      And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
      The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
      Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
      That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
      And then is heard no more: it is a tale
      Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
      Signifying nothing. " ~ W.S

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      • phe0nixblade
        Praise the sun mofo
        • Sep 2005
        • 4281

        #18
        Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

        It's me guys, I made Conficker. Turn me in and win yaself 250k. =D

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        • nuclearsamurai
          huehuehue
          • Jul 2007
          • 1211

          #19
          Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

          Proof or you're lying.

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          • coochieDREAM
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2009
            • 5

            #20
            Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

            I am probably going for a complete system wipe-out before april fools. I was planning this before I even read this... I don't think it can get me if nothing is left of it O_o

            Well, I don't know much about worms and stuff, so go ahead and flame me about how I'm dumb, but I don't think I have it (if it's real).

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            • bacalaoboy
              FFR Player
              • Dec 2005
              • 112

              #21
              Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

              Good thing we just got an iMac. What now, Conficker?

              Originally posted by Squeek
              The best way to explain how well you've wasted your time is by wasting ours.

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              • Crashfan3
                FFR Player
                • Nov 2006
                • 2937

                #22
                Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                Originally posted by phe0nixblade
                It's me guys, I made Conficker. Turn me in and win yaself 250k. =D
                k brb

                Originally posted by bacalaoboy
                Good thing we just got an iMac. What now, Conficker?
                I'm sorry but I'd rather have my precious machine turned into one of a zombie army of millions. And besides, nobody's controlling my machine if I disconnect it from the internet. :>

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                • OrganisM
                  FFR Player
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 2644

                  #23
                  Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                  Originally posted by Shaydow
                  I'm actually thinking the computing power. If you had the knowledge to understand what you where programming beforehand, and the ability to use it ( remember I said NOTHING bad has been done with Conficker, YET ), GOD, you could, well, figure out anything modern capitilaization has restiricted do to lack of capital.

                  Or play some REALLY uber games ( lag in FFR? F*CK THAT! )
                  Well, the processing power will be entirely limited by connection speed between computers, and I doubt there's any proram that's scalable to work with that number of machines under those conditions for any serious utilization. The thing with a DDoS or something like that is it doesn't require the computers to simultaneously and jointly process and share similar information; each just has to process a small and very simple command sent from another machine. Sending an overflow of packets is a lot easier to do than trying to scale a program over 9,000,000 computers.

                  Want 1024 cores and 2tb of RAM for processing power? Easy. Check THIS out:

                  Two servers per blade enable 1000 cores without special cooling, for Web 2.0 apps and Hollywood special effects..




                  Buy this and you've got over 1000 cores. It's most certainly affordable for a lot of people who are serious about this stuff. If I had any practical application for it, I'd buy one.
                  Last edited by OrganisM; 03-29-2009, 11:10 AM.
                  .

                  Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                  "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                  because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                  spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                  changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                  Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                  Originally Posted by
                  MrRubix[link]:
                  "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                  Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                  "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • d4u7211
                    Aficionado of Awk
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 1276

                    #24
                    Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                    Originally posted by Crashfan3
                    And besides, nobody's controlling my machine if I disconnect it from the internet. :>
                    Kinda my thought on this as well. To be safe, just make sure your pc is:

                    1. Free of viruses before and during April 1st
                    2. All security software is updated
                    3. Don't use internet that day (if you do, make sure you know your antivirus is running and you are travelling to sites you know are completely safe and maybe even stay away from any sites with ADS.)

                    I'll just go offline that day. One day won't hurt.
                    Hardpain of Hell RELEASED!!!

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                    • OrganisM
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2644

                      #25
                      Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                      Fear should totally motivate you.
                      .

                      Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                      "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                      because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                      spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                      changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                      Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                      Originally Posted by
                      MrRubix[link]:
                      "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                      Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                      "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                      • who_cares973
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 15407

                        #26
                        Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                        fear makes the world go round

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                        • Crashfan3
                          FFR Player
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 2937

                          #27
                          Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                          Originally posted by who_cares973
                          fear makes the world go round
                          amen to that buddy

                          Originally posted by d4u7211
                          I'll just go offline that day. One day won't hurt.
                          I've already decided I'm gonna stay on the internet, I can hardly survive more than a couple of hours without it, lol. Just stay off of fishy-looking sites that you don't usually go to, don't download any pr0nz, etc...
                          I'll just idle on Rizon's IRC and post on a few forums, the usual...

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                          • fido123
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 4245

                            #28
                            Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                            It's not that hard to avoid viruses unless they're put on your machine via USB. Just don't download any files you don't trust, defiantly binary files (.exe or for whatever OS you're using). Use a script blocker on your browser such as NoScript for FireFox, and just don't enable any scripts you don't have to. This isn't as much of a big deal as you guys are making it. I'm saying this now...if you reformat, you're retarded. Also enjoy your iMac, they suck balls and are still prone to viruses.

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                            • OrganisM
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 2644

                              #29
                              Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                              defiantly binary files!! YEAHH
                              .

                              Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                              "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                              because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                              spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                              changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                              Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                              Originally Posted by
                              MrRubix[link]:
                              "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                              Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                              "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                              • TC_Halogen
                                Rhythm game specialist.
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                FFR Music Producer
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 19376

                                #30
                                Re: Conficker-Anyone hear about it?

                                Oh, I was gonna make a thread about this, but I see that it has been made before.

                                I heard about it around the same time this thread was made, some time around the 27th. Didn't really think much about it, but the more and more that it keeps being talked about, the more and more it has me thinking.

                                Either way, I backed up all of my important stuff, and I have my Windows XP CD handy, because while I should avoid the internet--I'm an overachiever at school and I don't do my reports last minute. With that being said, I'm trying to finish off my senior research paper because it's due this Friday.

                                I'll be ready though. A full scan through Kaspersky AV and careful site usage should do me well.

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