How to Overthrow?

[chillywilly]

i had this problem once... me and my friends just gathered up the nastiest, most vile things we could find (such as rotten yogurt and my hair) and we took all these things, mixed them up in a tray, and flicked them at the kids with forks. they left, and we didnt get in trouble.

[Master_of_PARANOiA]

Simple: Get them far away from the school where your principal or VP doesn't have any control. Then, ambush the little fuckers one by one until they've all been dealt with (putting them into the hospital is more effective, see next sentence).
Use of weapons such as chains, brass knuckles, guns, knives, baseball bats, etc. is optional.


Something along those lines happened to me (and my friends) at school, so I followed that procedure and bashed the "gang's" leader in the head with an aluminum bat. We never got bothered again.

[jewpinthethird]

The best way to solve the problem is a 1950's Grease-esque hot-rod death race/musical. Not only will the Aussie Chicks be all sexing you up, but you will totally be idolized by every homosexual man in america.

[Hamsterbeat]

well well they sound sucha s all good plan yet we live in a town were information speard sfast and they kids are pussies so they just tell there parents

[Lupin_the_3rd]

sam...they're not going to tell their parents...

Well ok. For one, we do throw food at them and we are annoying to them.

We make fun of them everyday, but they crack jokes about the way we dress. Ironically, they are the only ones laughing. Making fun of our clothes doesnt really go over well, considering they are the ones who dress differently(abercrombie polo shirts)

They just aren't going anywhere. I pity them for their lack of friends. i realize having few friends means no tables to sit at, so i guess they've become parasites

[Hamsterbeat]

more like physophants of that fat ass kid who sits there. Mike, i wouldn't pity them and besides even if i do threathen them with my weapons they will go crying to there moms cause there scared little pussies as demonstrated by dereck when tried to fight mike and mike wimped out remember besides taht happens like every day

[insomniakxz]

um get a whole group of people to harass them constantly. when a kid sits at my table, we just take his stuff when he gets up and throws it in the trash.

[SephirothFF7]

I've had some problems like this at the kunch table I sit at, what me and my friends do is when they're not looking nab a bit of their lunch, piece by piece, and don't get caught. Eventually they get the message and leave, or they starve. Also I have the convenience of town being about 50 yards from my school so I'll wait until a half-day or some other occassion when almost the entire school floods town and then hunt the little shits down, usually just flashing a knife works.

[User6773]

Make them feel really, really uncomfortable. Sit right up close to them, throw your arm around their shoulder, demand hugs from them. Make sure you laugh hysterically when they feel uncomfortable.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

usually just flashing a knife works.

using knives for intimidation are for pussies

[Hamsterbeat]

we should try the throwing of the food away when they get up

[scorpio1690]

The best way to solve the problem is a 1950's Grease-esque hot-rod death race/musical. Not only will the Aussie Chicks be all sexing you up, but you will totally be idolized by every homosexual man in america.

If I don't know an answer on tomorrow's test in socials I'm so writing that down, it'll tie in with ancient african civilizations somehow.