WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

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  • Master Hakuoh9872
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2006
    • 81

    #1

    WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

    Take a look at this:


    No, not the dino! The nose! The mother@#$!& nose! I know
    its stupid, but I get this creepy feeling everytime I see her.
    Why? Its THAT snout protruding from her face!!

    It makes me wonder...if I put my hand in there, what's gonna happen?
    -Will there be a bloody stub of my arm, my hand chomped off?
    -Will there be a burning sensation and then a feeling of extreme pain?
    -Maybe my hand will be covered in Birdo saliva and slob?
    -Or suppose a cannon will slide out before I put my hand in and blast me?
    -And the bigger question: if I put my P@#!S in there...think of the last 4
    questions, and picture it....its gruesome to any guy who sees it.

    This is probably a waste of a post in the forums, but I thought about it
    earlier on and couldn't get it outta my head. I apologize in advance
    for those of you who become freaked out about this..."thing" too.

    To make it up to ya, here's a pic of a Yoshi:

    Nice, huh? He's enjoying a scweet movie right now.
    From his expression, I'm guessing its an action movie. Maybe its
    The Terminator? Live Free or Die Hard? Could be Kung Fu Panda for
    all I care. Anyway...

    Thanx for reading! Youse guys are all right....

    ...now put da money in de bag and nobody gets hurt! Just kidding!XD
  • tupacodaman
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2006
    • 635

    #2
    Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

    it's a mouth, and i'd imagine best bj ever

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    • YaBoySM
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2008
      • 532

      #3
      Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

      Don't unnecessarily quote huge posts.

      Ummmm, WOW, juz wow, srsly, dat gives me the same feeling. haha
      Last edited by GuidoHunter; 02-10-2009, 04:31 PM.

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      • foilman8805
        smoke wheat hail satin
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Sep 2006
        • 5704

        #4
        Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

        My good friend and I call that pink bitch the Hoovac. If you've ever played Mario Baseball with her, she ****ing robs the **** of your base hits if she's in the infield. She turns on her suction pipe and literally steals balls that should be well and good base hits. Same in the outfield. What totally looks like a ball that's gonna drop for a double is sucked up by that giant schnoz of hers. Unbelievable.

        P.S. You would think that Yoshi would be dating someone who is green, but instead, he's bangin' the pink. Maybe she's got mad booty or something. Dating interracially is cool though. Good for him.
        Last edited by foilman8805; 02-10-2009, 09:43 AM.

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        • Quigly
          nah
          • Jan 2008
          • 3506

          #5
          Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

          I bet Yoshi is watching a porno. Too bad he doesn't have a dick to fap to it.
          nah

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          • DJ_Swabber
            Is feckin' leget, betch.™
            • Feb 2003
            • 511

            #6
            Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

            I dunno about bj's... I personally wouldn't like the feeling of a giant egg flying at my imaginary wiener.

            JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

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            • Litodude
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2006
              • 4548

              #7
              Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

              /tear

              yea she's kinda of ****-ugly
              Originally posted by t-rogdor
              i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

              dude
              out west?
              the fuck kinda location is west?
              am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


              Originally posted by lurker
              remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

              http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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              • Biff_tech
                so the 17 ate the 12 eh.
                • Oct 2004
                • 826

                #8
                Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                I hate to tell you this but Birdo is a dude.....
                CLICK \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/

                Sig by Darkmonkey AKA Clowd

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                • OrganisM
                  FFR Player
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 2644

                  #9
                  Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                  You guys are sick.
                  .

                  Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                  "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                  because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                  spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                  changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                  Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                  Originally Posted by
                  MrRubix[link]:
                  "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                  Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                  "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • coraleaterlinda
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 415

                    #10
                    Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                    eggs are coming out of there....eggs dont come out of mouths.


                    just saying.

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                    • DJ_Swabber
                      Is feckin' leget, betch.™
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 511

                      #11
                      Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                      Originally posted by coraleaterlinda
                      eggs are coming out of there....eggs dont come out of mouths.


                      just saying.
                      Have you played Mario 2?
                      =]

                      JOIN the Spartans or DIEEEEE. =D (go to my random thought)

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                      • poleaxe
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 341

                        #12
                        Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                        Wow, are you serious? It shoots eggs out of its mouth and its a guy so I don't think you need to worry guys. Or maybe?

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                        • Mr. Bob
                          FFR Player
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 687

                          #13
                          Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                          wtf is this garbage thread

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                          • Yoshiisland
                            FFR R1 Pikachu
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 953

                            #14
                            Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                            This is why I prefer the green dude.

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                            • Syhto
                              BuMP it
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 2466

                              #15
                              Re: WTF is THIS?! Auuughh!!!

                              Guys, (s)he sucks AND blows
                              Originally posted by ~jrodd
                              keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
                              Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
                              I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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