Take a look at this:

No, not the dino! The nose! The mother@#$!& nose! I know
its stupid, but I get this creepy feeling everytime I see her.
Why? Its THAT snout protruding from her face!!
It makes me wonder...if I put my hand in there, what's gonna happen?
-Will there be a bloody stub of my arm, my hand chomped off?
-Will there be a burning sensation and then a feeling of extreme pain?
-Maybe my hand will be covered in Birdo saliva and slob?
-Or suppose a cannon will slide out before I put my hand in and blast me?
-And the bigger question: if I put my P@#!S in there...think of the last 4
questions, and picture it....its gruesome to any guy who sees it.
This is probably a waste of a post in the forums, but I thought about it
earlier on and couldn't get it outta my head. I apologize in advance
for those of you who become freaked out about this..."thing" too.
To make it up to ya, here's a pic of a Yoshi:

Nice, huh? He's enjoying a scweet movie right now.
From his expression, I'm guessing its an action movie. Maybe its
The Terminator? Live Free or Die Hard? Could be Kung Fu Panda for
all I care. Anyway...
Thanx for reading! Youse guys are all right....
...now put da money in de bag and nobody gets hurt! Just kidding!XD

No, not the dino! The nose! The mother@#$!& nose! I know
its stupid, but I get this creepy feeling everytime I see her.
Why? Its THAT snout protruding from her face!!
It makes me wonder...if I put my hand in there, what's gonna happen?
-Will there be a bloody stub of my arm, my hand chomped off?
-Will there be a burning sensation and then a feeling of extreme pain?
-Maybe my hand will be covered in Birdo saliva and slob?
-Or suppose a cannon will slide out before I put my hand in and blast me?
-And the bigger question: if I put my P@#!S in there...think of the last 4
questions, and picture it....its gruesome to any guy who sees it.
This is probably a waste of a post in the forums, but I thought about it
earlier on and couldn't get it outta my head. I apologize in advance
for those of you who become freaked out about this..."thing" too.
To make it up to ya, here's a pic of a Yoshi:

Nice, huh? He's enjoying a scweet movie right now.
From his expression, I'm guessing its an action movie. Maybe its
The Terminator? Live Free or Die Hard? Could be Kung Fu Panda for
all I care. Anyway...
Thanx for reading! Youse guys are all right....
...now put da money in de bag and nobody gets hurt! Just kidding!XD








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