Michael Phelps In Twouble

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  • OrganisM
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 2644

    #61
    Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

    I live in Las Vegas... the entire rest of the world will go dry before this city does. :P
    .

    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


    Originally Posted by
    MrRubix[link]:
    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

    Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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    • hoochan
      woah shrooms
      • Nov 2005
      • 3838

      #62
      Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

      OMG i was wondering how you got so much widow haha i still have yet to encounter it in my travels but damn dude im am currently very jealous haha

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      • OrganisM
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2006
        • 2644

        #63
        Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

        Come on down and share a smoke, there's plenty to go around, haha.

        White widow has proven to be my favorite, though the first I ever tried was medical (no I'm not lying, and I don't care if anybody believes me).

        I love how we're having an in-depth drug discussion. I never thought to think about whether we're allowed to. I still have no idea. Oh well.

        A couple years ago, things got really screwed up though. I was smoking all the time, just waiting to get shipped off to a mental hospital, and listening to NIN stoned, trying to justify my existence to myself. Lots of bad things had led to that, and I felt I had reached the end of the road. Given the circumstances, I'm surprised things have worked out as well as they have.
        .

        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


        Originally Posted by
        MrRubix[link]:
        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

        Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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        • hoochan
          woah shrooms
          • Nov 2005
          • 3838

          #64
          Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

          Haha if only i had the money to travel to vegas or amsterdam that **** would be soooo awesome

          well seeing as how the wid is the most potent and the best **** out there i dont see how it cant be your favorite

          oh well idc this is ffr whats the worst thats going to happen? theyll ban me? ohs noes

          Yea, you have to stop yourself before that happens. I've been pretty tight with smoking and I haven't gone to the point where it's become a problem and no longer just for fun.

          On a side note, I've been sober since 2 Sundays ago and it feels weird yet somehow awesome because nothing is better than the self-satisfaction that comes with knowing you can resist something awesome by sheer will power.

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          • OrganisM
            FFR Player
            • Oct 2006
            • 2644

            #65
            Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

            That feeling is hilarious. I remember being sober for the first time in a month and feeling a sense of wonderment at my increased dexterity and speed... then I realized why and decided I needed to smoke a joint to fix my overcompensation in movement. I was tripping because everything kept moving too fast.

            And I'm no less successful for it. Neither is Michael Phelps.
            .

            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


            Originally Posted by
            MrRubix[link]:
            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

            Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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            • hoochan
              woah shrooms
              • Nov 2005
              • 3838

              #66
              Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

              I only feel that the morning after haha. I guess I haven't smoked as much as you have.

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              • Sgtzombie.
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2009
                • 134

                #67
                Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                Good for him, and you guys.
                BIG, OBNOXIOUS, ORANGE TEXT

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                • Hwscottsmcgram
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 128

                  #68
                  Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                  ew weed.

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                  • travman301
                    #swagdog
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 2641

                    #69
                    Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                    Originally posted by OrganisM
                    That feeling is hilarious. I remember being sober for the first time in a month and feeling a sense of wonderment at my increased dexterity and speed... then I realized why and decided I needed to smoke a joint to fix my overcompensation in movement. I was tripping because everything kept moving too fast.

                    And I'm no less successful for it. Neither is Michael Phelps.
                    Dude, where in Henderson do you live?

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                    • OrganisM
                      FFR Player
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 2644

                      #70
                      Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                      Originally posted by travman301
                      Dude, where in Henderson do you live?
                      I used to live on Green Valley Parkway and Warm Springs, but now I live in the Tuscany community, a couple miles away from Lake Las Vegas. Its' ridiculous, it's very nice and fancy compared to my old place, but it takes 15-20 minutes to get much of anywhere.
                      .

                      Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                      "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                      because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                      spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                      changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                      Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                      Originally Posted by
                      MrRubix[link]:
                      "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                      Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                      "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                      • travman301
                        #swagdog
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 2641

                        #71
                        Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                        Originally posted by OrganisM
                        I used to live on Green Valley Parkway and Warm Springs, but now I live in the Tuscany community, a couple miles away from Lake Las Vegas. Its' ridiculous, it's very nice and fancy compared to my old place, but it takes 15-20 minutes to get much of anywhere.
                        Oh, I live on the border of Vegas and Henderson right off of Boulder Highway and Tropicana.

                        You aren't close to me at all though. XD

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                        • OrganisM
                          FFR Player
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 2644

                          #72
                          Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                          If you're off Boulder Highway and Tropicana, that's hardly a drive. All I have to do is go west down lake mead and right on boulder highway.
                          .

                          Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                          "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                          because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                          spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                          changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                          Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                          Originally Posted by
                          MrRubix[link]:
                          "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                          Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                          "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

                          Comment

                          • travman301
                            #swagdog
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 2641

                            #73
                            Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                            Originally posted by OrganisM
                            If you're off Boulder Highway and Tropicana, that's hardly a drive. All I have to do is go west down lake mead and right on boulder highway.
                            Still, I was thinking Henderson as in like down the street.

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                            • OrganisM
                              FFR Player
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 2644

                              #74
                              Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                              Henderson is 79.7 sq mi (244.7 km2), with over 270,000 people.
                              .

                              Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                              "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                              because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                              spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                              changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                              Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."


                              Originally Posted by
                              MrRubix[link]:
                              "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                              Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                              "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

                              Comment

                              • travman301
                                #swagdog
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 2641

                                #75
                                Re: Michael Phelps In Twouble

                                Originally posted by OrganisM
                                Henderson is 79.7 sq mi (244.7 km2), with over 270,000 people.
                                Rofl. That is true. I don't know. I tend to associate Henderson with like the Sunset Station area/ Green Valley.

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