I'm so depressed now...

[footbull3196]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

footbull its okay we share common goals man anime girls wont judge us for having tiny penises bro

Whoa whoa whoa... US? Don't bring me into this...

[DJAirWave]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

Lol, the Dr. Phil thread turned into the Jerry Springer thread.

[poleaxe]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

ALL girls judge you by the length of your penis. I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but if a girl finds out you have a small penis, she will bitch-slap you, then dump you, then you'll kill yourself.

You must be speaking from experience huh?

[Quigly]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

Whoa whoa whoa... US? Don't bring me into this...

Nah those anime girls will take anything they can get.

[footbull3196]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

Nah those anime girls will take anything they can get.

Somehow I doubt that...

[DJAirWave]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

Sorry, sugar rush lol

[NFD]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

football has a small dick.

[poleaxe]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

his name is footbull not football and its already been established that he has a small dick

[footbull3196]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

football has a small dick.

Wow this thread has gone places... (no homo intended)

Bringing 2 unrelated subjects together: sports and unnecessary info...

What a dramatic turn of events.

[DJAirWave]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

football has a small dick.

OMG! Incorrect spelling! You.... FAIL!!!

[footbull3196]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

stavie is gonna come back in this thread and he's gonna feel better about himself because he's got a bigger penis than footbull and I

see, this was all for you stavie

just remember that, when you're feeling down, stare down

Ok whoa if anyone wants to test the theory that I have a small penis, I'm willing carry it out.

Seriously I know you guys would totally not want that but I CAN and WILL, if necessary, perform the required actions to demonstrate that I do not, in fact, have a pencil dick.

[DJAirWave]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

Ok whoa if anyone wants to test the theory that I have a small penis, I'm willing carry it out.

Seriously I know you guys would totally not want that but I CAN and WILL, if necessary, perform the required actions to demonstrate that I do not, in fact, have a pencil dick.

You're right, it's a needle dick!

[DJAirWave]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

woah man back the **** off okay

just because our dicks are small doesn't give you the right to make fun of us okay

I'll do you a favor and call Bob Enzyte...

[footbull3196]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

woah man back the **** off okay

just because my dicks are small doesn't give you the right to make fun of me okay

Fixed.

Yes, I'm aware that dicks is still plural.

[poleaxe]

Re: I'm so depressed now...

Ya, stop making fun of them and their abnormally small penises that just happen to be like needles.