Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

[CDMW4]

I have found the ultimate song on the internet, one the verbalizes my passion for boobs... A song created by Robert Lund-
Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins
Your claims I'm breast-obsessed are true
We're quite a pair 'cause I'm a boob too
The End...
Now if you'll excuse me i am going to add something to my christmas list..(i'll give you a hint..it start's with "P" and ends with "orn"

[Cloud0005]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Your going down the wrong path of posting.
Only post if it's actually something, NOT this kind of stuff.

[KC-THE-KING]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Funny...but your probably going to get reamed for this...best of luck if you continue these kinds of posts!

[FuzenAkuma]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Old song, and why the hell do you want popcorn for Christmas?

[Cloud0005]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Old song, and why the hell do you want popcorn for Christmas?

Hah, I didn't think of that Fuzen. Teach me your ways.

[Quigly]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Your avatar pretty much symbolizes what just happened to your reputation here.

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Already been posted

[CDMW4]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

*sniff* Anyway i'm pretty much going to get raped for this but i'm pretty bored right now

[arrekusuof93]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Your avatar pretty much symbolizes what just happened to your reputation here.

because he has a reputation after 2 posts amirite

[FuzenAkuma]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Hah, I didn't think of that Fuzen. Teach me your ways.

My Way The Book

Here, I wrote a book for you.

[Quigly]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

because he has a reputation after 2 posts amirite

Well what little reputation he did have it's now gone.

[FuzenAkuma]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

oh btw guys thanks for clicking my sig

[Cloud0005]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

My Way The Book

Here, I wrote a book for you.

Twenty bucks?!
Are you insane?

[FuzenAkuma]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

Twenty bucks?!
Are you insane?

I know, it's such a low price for such a godly secret, but hey, I try to help the community ;D

[CDMW4]

Re: Everyday I almost use...(NOT FOR CHILDREN!)

wtf?! did my therad just turn into a personal conversation>>!>!